One of my members found GFY - GoFuckYourself.com

SteveLightspeed · 03-07-2005, 10:00 AM

He wrote me, very upset:

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So the Vancouver Road Show is over, you had over 50 people and everybody was happy, specially the ones that got to ride on the "Bus" with the 15 Vancouver 'Party Girls", too bad that you did not allow the boys to bring cameras on board, we will never know what we missed, oh well, we will just have to take you wor for it.

But you still do not get in touch with any of us even though you admit that your first month fall out rate is pretty high, that leads me to believe that your retention rate is not that very good, so what that makes me and the few 'old faces' that I see around the boards that have been hanging longer than I have, why do you have to spend so much time, money and energy drumming up new business every month if new sign ups only last one month.

Where I come from there is an old saying from the old days that translated into english goes like this: " The herd prosper under the owner's gaze" and another variation of the same saying goes "He who keeps an eye on his flock will see his sheep multiply" and I'm not pontificating here, this is a sound business principle and it applies in commerce, industry, anywhere, customers like dealing with the owner and we never, ever get to see, talk, chat even remotely be in touch with you and then you wonder what you lose so many sign ups on the first month.

So now you are gone to Europe for the whole month of April, even as far as Ukraine, why am I wasting my time for I forgot your 'golden handcuff' policy, you make money, your employees make money, who cares about anybody else.

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StuartD · 03-07-2005, 10:03 AM

Hahaha... yes Steve, don't you know that you won't make a penny unless you spend 24 hours a day staring at your computer screen.

What's the matter with you?!?!?! Jeeze, having fun?? Spending time with industry friends?? Treating people to a good time???

Jeeze, it's a wonder you ever made any money at all!!

Tala · 03-07-2005, 10:03 AM

Next time he wants pictures of who was on the bus, send him My picture.

Rinaldo · 03-07-2005, 10:04 AM

He's a moron move on. lol

StuartD · 03-07-2005, 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Tala

Next time he wants pictures of who was on the bus, send him My picture.

He could share that pic of Mary34d and the bus driver.

That would get some interesting ideas running through the person's imagination

SteveLightspeed · 03-07-2005, 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tala

Next time he wants pictures of who was on the bus, send him My picture.

Maybe this pic will make him feel better

Dalai lama · 03-07-2005, 10:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lightspeed

Maybe this pic will make him feel better

No clue about him... but i love it

JFK · 03-07-2005, 10:11 AM

Is he a WM or a customer ? or both?? I see he hangs around the boards

Tala · 03-07-2005, 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lightspeed

Maybe this pic will make him feel better

To hell with him, it made ME feel better.

nojob · 03-07-2005, 10:13 AM

damn. nice pic though

StuartD · 03-07-2005, 10:14 AM

Well, if that member has found GFY, then he just saw the pic... so all is good

pradaboy · 03-07-2005, 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Lightspeed

Maybe this pic will make him feel better

it makes me feel better for all it's worth

Manowar · 03-07-2005, 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Lightspeed

Maybe this pic will make him feel better

Awesome picture

Funbrunette · 03-07-2005, 10:21 AM

That picture just made my day!

ronaldo · 03-07-2005, 10:21 AM

Stop holding back Steve and post the strapon pics.

andrej_NDC · 03-07-2005, 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lightspeed

Maybe this pic will make him feel better

who is the busty girl in the middle? I want more of her

brand0n · 03-07-2005, 10:29 AM

made me feel stiff

SteveLightspeed · 03-07-2005, 10:30 AM

That is Taylor Little from www.taylorlittle.com, you'll see much more of her at the Phoenix Forum

SteveLightspeed · 03-07-2005, 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK

Is he a WM or a customer ? or both?? I see he hangs around the boards

This is not a webmaster, and I've been trying to ignore him, because this is what he gets when he demands a response:

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So you've found GFY, congrats

I'm sure it looks like I'm running around and having fun and leaving my employees to run the show.

SO WHAT

I've worked my ASS off for 6 years to build Lightspeed to a point that I can step back and ENJOY MY LIFE

FUCK YOU if it upsets you that I don't drop everything to answer your emails. All you have done is whine about posts and users on our board lately. If the girls need my assistance, THEY can ask for it. You are obviously living in this fantasy world too much. These sites are for entertainment, go to yahoo chat if you want to debate politics and bullshit.

And PLEASE stop dumping your useless business criticism off on me. When you build an entertainment network bigger than Lightspeed, I'll listen to your advice. My company's practices, wages, employees, and upcoming projects are COMPLETELY NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS, so BUTT OUT.

Yes, I read your emails. I look into your problems. But I'm not here to hold your hand or answer questions about my company and our business plans and policies.

So, GET A CLUE, and MOVE ON with your life

Steve Lightspeed

JD · 03-07-2005, 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lightspeed

This is not a webmaster, and I've been trying to ignore him, because this is what he gets when he demands a response:

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So you've found GFY, congrats

I'm sure it looks like I'm running around and having fun and leaving my employees to run the show.

SO WHAT

I've worked my ASS off for 6 years to build Lightspeed to a point that I can step back and ENJOY MY LIFE

FUCK YOU if it upsets you that I don't drop everything to answer your emails. All you have done is whine about posts and users on our board lately. If the girls need my assistance, THEY can ask for it. You are obviously living in this fantasy world too much. These sites are for entertainment, go to yahoo chat if you want to debate politics and bullshit.

And PLEASE stop dumping your useless business criticism off on me. When you build an entertainment network bigger than Lightspeed, I'll listen to your advice. My company's practices, wages, employees, and upcoming projects are COMPLETELY NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS, so BUTT OUT.

Yes, I read your emails. I look into your problems. But I'm not here to hold your hand or answer questions about my company and our business plans and policies.

So, GET A CLUE, and MOVE ON with your life

Steve Lightspeed

pwn3d

Persius · 03-07-2005, 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lightspeed

Maybe this pic will make him feel better

lovely pic lol!

pornstar2pac · 03-07-2005, 10:43 AM

I wish you wouldn't talk about my personal life on this board

Sexy Rex · 03-07-2005, 10:46 AM

Steve, make sure you bring ALL the girls with you in Europe, ok? ;)

BVF · 03-07-2005, 11:00 AM

As most surfers think, you're making money sitting on your ass picking boogers out of your nose while the buckets of cash falls from the sky....

You should tell him to hit you back when Coca-Cola and McDonalds, the LEADERS in their niche stop heavily marketing their shit to stay ahead of the game.....I never knew how obsessive Coca-Cola was with their business until I worked there for a short time....They don't play. They want every man, woman, child, and unborn baby to be drinking Coca-Cola and they won't rest until it happens.

SteveLightspeed · 03-07-2005, 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BVF

As most surfers think, you're making money sitting on your ass picking boogers out of your nose while the buckets of cash falls from the sky....

You should tell him to hit you back when Coca-Cola and McDonalds, the LEADERS in their niche stop heavily marketing their shit to stay ahead of the game.....I never knew how obsessive Coca-Cola was with their business until I worked there for a short time....They don't play. They want every man, woman, child, and unborn baby to be drinking Coca-Cola and they won't rest until it happens.

You and I haven't met, but we should sometime. I'm always impressed with your posts.

Steve

SteveLightspeed · 03-07-2005, 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Totem Rex

Steve, make sure you bring ALL the girls with you in Europe, ok? ;)

Richard, I'll see what I can do, I know we'll have 5 girls in Prague for AOE

We still gotta chat about Paris in April bro

Steve Lightspeed

nastysam · 03-07-2005, 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Manowar

Awesome picture

ooh my god, is this an Harem?

Twe Russ · 03-07-2005, 11:16 AM

Actually the guy said nothing wrong, I personally have even seen much better retention when I kept a blog like section on the main page of my members area.

nico-t · 03-07-2005, 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lightspeed

Maybe this pic will make him feel better

holy shit... wish i was there too

SteveLightspeed · 03-07-2005, 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Twe Russ

Actually the guy said nothing wrong, I personally have even seen much better retention when I kept a blog like section on the main page of my members area.

Our girls correspond with their fans --- this guy is complaining that he doesn't have access to ME

Steve Lightspeed

camcutie · 03-07-2005, 11:32 AM

Hi Steve........one ticket please!!!!!!!

Did you ever find out where that .is domain was from that stole your vid or get a reply from the e-mail address?

XOXOXO
*Krystal*

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lightspeed

Maybe this pic will make him feel better

Fletch XXX · 03-07-2005, 11:33 AM

yep, which is why posting models names on this site isnt too good.

pushpills · 03-07-2005, 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lightspeed

Our girls correspond with their fans --- this guy is complaining that he doesn't have access to ME

Steve Lightspeed

refer him to a gay site with your linking code.

Twe Russ · 03-07-2005, 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lightspeed

Our girls correspond with their fans --- this guy is complaining that he doesn't have access to ME

Steve Lightspeed

Well thats what I was talking about Steve, I kept a short blog section, not
the girls. Just makes the customer feel more at home..... Make any sense?

SteveLightspeed · 03-07-2005, 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Twe Russ

Well thats what I was talking about Steve, I kept a short blog section, not
the girls. Just makes the customer feel more at home..... Make any sense?

It does make sense, I used to do something similiar when we just had ls-university.com -- -- but tough now there are 35 sites

I do post on our fan boards when there are issues about the girls that our members need to know, and of course we have lightspeedsupport.com for all our support news

andrej_NDC · 03-07-2005, 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by andrej_NDC

who is the busty girl in the middle? I want more of her

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Twe Russ · 03-07-2005, 11:56 AM

I mean you can get around the 35 site problem with a Content Management System,
but I dont suggest you do it until you test it on at least one of your sites to see
how much worse your retention really is without the short blog.

ArkansasDave · 03-07-2005, 11:57 AM

Great looking bus ride!!!

AkiraSS · 03-07-2005, 12:09 PM

Steve you have a bunny ranch for godsake
I dont know how you allow wankers with a tinfoil to stress you up

vicki · 03-07-2005, 12:20 PM

I knew I should have outsourced myself as a member support proxy when I considered it 4 years ago .. heck with 5+ years of dealing with builders/construction contractors plus 3 years managing 80 cold call salesman, porn surfers would've been a breeze roflmao

adonthenet · 03-07-2005, 12:25 PM

lol thats funny...todays people..

CybermedAndy · 03-07-2005, 12:26 PM

Total and complete idiot.

Block his email Steve. And enjoy your tour.

Young · 03-07-2005, 12:31 PM

Steve's the webs version of Hugh...minus the banging his chics thing

ytcracker · 03-07-2005, 12:40 PM

please start inviting me to these functions steve

thanks a million

SBJ · 03-07-2005, 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lightspeed

That is Taylor Little from www.taylorlittle.com, you'll see much more of her at the Phoenix Forum

can't wait for that!

gotta love fan mail to webmasters!

Rui · 03-07-2005, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by andrej_NDC

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Taylor Little, don't like her boobjob tho, she kinda went too far

Steve - what are your plans for Europe?

iwantchixx · 03-07-2005, 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lightspeed

Maybe this pic will make him feel better

it made me feel better, does that count?

andrej_NDC · 03-07-2005, 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rui

Taylor Little, don't like her boobjob tho, she kinda went too far

thanks man

03-07-2005, 10:00 AM	#1
SteveLightspeed Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Lightspeedworld Posts: 7,940	One of my members found GFY He wrote me, very upset: ---------------------------------------------------------------- So the Vancouver Road Show is over, you had over 50 people and everybody was happy, specially the ones that got to ride on the "Bus" with the 15 Vancouver 'Party Girls", too bad that you did not allow the boys to bring cameras on board, we will never know what we missed, oh well, we will just have to take you wor for it. But you still do not get in touch with any of us even though you admit that your first month fall out rate is pretty high, that leads me to believe that your retention rate is not that very good, so what that makes me and the few 'old faces' that I see around the boards that have been hanging longer than I have, why do you have to spend so much time, money and energy drumming up new business every month if new sign ups only last one month. Where I come from there is an old saying from the old days that translated into english goes like this: " The herd prosper under the owner's gaze" and another variation of the same saying goes "He who keeps an eye on his flock will see his sheep multiply" and I'm not pontificating here, this is a sound business principle and it applies in commerce, industry, anywhere, customers like dealing with the owner and we never, ever get to see, talk, chat even remotely be in touch with you and then you wonder what you lose so many sign ups on the first month. So now you are gone to Europe for the whole month of April, even as far as Ukraine, why am I wasting my time for I forgot your 'golden handcuff' policy, you make money, your employees make money, who cares about anybody else. -------------------------------------------------------- __________________ Abra-cadabra!

03-07-2005, 10:03 AM	#2
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03-07-2005, 10:04 AM	#4
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03-07-2005, 10:13 AM	#10
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03-07-2005, 10:21 AM	#15
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03-07-2005, 10:29 AM	#17
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03-07-2005, 10:30 AM	#18
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03-07-2005, 12:09 PM	#39
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03-07-2005, 12:20 PM	#40
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03-07-2005, 12:25 PM	#41
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03-07-2005, 12:31 PM	#43
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03-07-2005, 12:40 PM	#44
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