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hqxxx · 02-22-2005, 10:35 AM

A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon.

"Care to go upstairs and do it?" the husband asked.

"Shh!" said the bride "All the neighbors will know what we're about to do. These walls are paper thin. In the future, we'll have to ask each other in code. For example, how about asking, 'Have you left the washing machine door open' instead?"

So, the following night, the husband asks, "I don't suppose you left the washing machine door open, did you?"

"No, I definitely shut it," replied the wife who rolled over and fell asleep.

When she woke up however, she was feeling a little frisky herself and she nudged her husband and said, "I think I did leave the washing machine door open after all. Would you like to do some washing?"

"No, thanks," said the husband. "It was only a small load so I did it by hand."

Funbrunette · 02-22-2005, 10:37 AM

ROFL!!!!!

axelcat · 02-22-2005, 10:39 AM

Susan F · 02-22-2005, 10:43 AM

What was she thinking saying it was closed?!?!?!?

Sosa · 02-22-2005, 10:44 AM

hahah, funny

Cassie · 02-22-2005, 10:55 AM

hehe cute

Arowanna · 02-22-2005, 10:58 AM

nice

DaddysGirl · 02-22-2005, 11:06 AM

very cute

EpicLisa · 02-22-2005, 11:09 AM

pretty funny

spideriux · 02-22-2005, 11:18 AM

ha ha nice one

Prof.Dr. Den · 02-22-2005, 11:49 AM

rofl mao hehehe

FredIsMe · 02-22-2005, 11:51 AM

lol. I plan never to get married. what is "love" anyways?

tungsten · 02-22-2005, 11:55 AM

funny shiz

MacDaddyPlaya · 02-22-2005, 11:56 AM

Cute joke.....but the real point is:

Don't ever get fucking married!

sweetME · 02-22-2005, 12:04 PM

Funny joke

Babagirls · 02-22-2005, 12:05 PM

hahaha nice joke

Manowar · 02-22-2005, 12:07 PM

camcutie · 02-22-2005, 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tungsten

funny shiz

XOXOXO
*Krystal*

hqxxx · 03-13-2005, 07:12 AM

Do you have any jokes about getting married

Post´em here

gangbangjoe · 03-13-2005, 07:17 AM

nice one ;)

thanks for the laugh

azguy · 03-13-2005, 10:15 AM

spideriux · 03-13-2005, 10:34 AM

he he that is funny one :D

maddox · 03-13-2005, 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hqxxx

A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon.

"Care to go upstairs and do it?" the husband asked.

"Shh!" said the bride "All the neighbors will know what we're about to do. These walls are paper thin. In the future, we'll have to ask each other in code. For example, how about asking, 'Have you left the washing machine door open' instead?"

So, the following night, the husband asks, "I don't suppose you left the washing machine door open, did you?"

"No, I definitely shut it," replied the wife who rolled over and fell asleep.

When she woke up however, she was feeling a little frisky herself and she nudged her husband and said, "I think I did leave the washing machine door open after all. Would you like to do some washing?"

"No, thanks," said the husband. "It was only a small load so I did it by hand."

Techie Media · 03-13-2005, 10:58 AM

Very Cute

Tania · 03-13-2005, 11:21 AM

funny joke...lol

mardigras · 03-13-2005, 12:14 PM

I used to get big laughs telling a variation of the "small load so I did it by hand" joke back in High School... in the 70s

kmanrox · 03-13-2005, 12:42 PM

that was actually funny =)

fl_prn_str · 03-13-2005, 08:13 PM

pornguy · 03-13-2005, 08:15 PM

That was a good one.

I am married, and love every minute of it.

Kevsh · 03-13-2005, 08:15 PM

That was good, we need more jokes on here and less drama

Illicit · 03-13-2005, 08:51 PM

hahaha Nice One ! Many married men have to take care of their own laundry

Spunky · 03-13-2005, 09:17 PM

Good one

BadBrad · 03-13-2005, 11:39 PM

Had to post. That was a good one.

mistress69 · 03-14-2005, 12:14 AM

hah old but still funny

Big Red Machine · 03-14-2005, 02:04 AM

Why do nagging wifes perfer sex doggystyle?..........

Because they would hate to see their husband having any fun

ytcracker · 03-14-2005, 02:06 AM

hahahahah

Big Red Machine · 03-14-2005, 02:13 AM

An ol'married couple both 80 yrs old, decided after 55 yrs of marriage that they should get a divorce. Six months later, the ex-husband calls his ex to brag. I've got a beautiful, blonde,21 yr old girlfriend."
The ex-wife was not one to be outdone. She said "I've got a stuningly handsome 21 yr old Adonis. And I'll tell you what: 21 goes into 80 alot more than 80 goes into 21."

zentz · 03-14-2005, 02:19 AM

PHPdude · 03-14-2005, 02:27 AM

that's a very funny joke

Barefootsies · 03-14-2005, 02:28 AM

Too funny.

reynold · 03-14-2005, 02:51 AM

that is such a nice laugh!

wargames · 03-14-2005, 03:47 AM

kewl! that is so funny

imafuckingaussie · 03-14-2005, 03:49 AM

PHPdude · 03-14-2005, 04:16 AM

cool couple. at least I have learned...to use code. ;)

kowntafit · 03-14-2005, 07:35 AM

Awesome jokes, haven't heard them before.

foxylady · 03-14-2005, 07:38 AM

lol, very funny

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