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  • hqxxx
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    • Oct 2004
    • 61

    #1

    Don´t get married

    A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon.

    "Care to go upstairs and do it?" the husband asked.

    "Shh!" said the bride "All the neighbors will know what we're about to do. These walls are paper thin. In the future, we'll have to ask each other in code. For example, how about asking, 'Have you left the washing machine door open' instead?"

    So, the following night, the husband asks, "I don't suppose you left the washing machine door open, did you?"

    "No, I definitely shut it," replied the wife who rolled over and fell asleep.

    When she woke up however, she was feeling a little frisky herself and she nudged her husband and said, "I think I did leave the washing machine door open after all. Would you like to do some washing?"

    "No, thanks," said the husband. "It was only a small load so I did it by hand."
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  • Funbrunette
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    • May 2002
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    #2
    ROFL!!!!!
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    • axelcat
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      • Jun 2002
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      #3

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      • Susan F
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        • Oct 2004
        • 397

        #4
        What was she thinking saying it was closed?!?!?!?


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        • Sosa
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          • Oct 2002
          • 40149

          #5
          hahah, funny

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          • Cassie
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            • Mar 2003
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            #6
            hehe cute
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            • Arowanna
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              • Dec 2004
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              #7
              nice

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              • DaddysGirl
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                • Dec 2004
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                #8
                very cute
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                • EpicLisa
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                  • Aug 2004
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                  #9
                  pretty funny
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                  • spideriux
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                    • Feb 2005
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                    #10
                    ha ha nice one
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                    • Prof.Dr. Den
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                      • Jan 2005
                      • 442

                      #11
                      rofl mao hehehe

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                      • FredIsMe
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                        • Dec 2004
                        • 2406

                        #12
                        lol. I plan never to get married. what is "love" anyways?

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                        • tungsten
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                          • Mar 2004
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                          #13
                          funny shiz
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                          • MacDaddyPlaya
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                            • Nov 2004
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                            #14
                            Cute joke.....but the real point is:

                            Don't ever get fucking married!
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                            • sweetME
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                              • Nov 2004
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                              #15
                              Funny joke


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                              • Babagirls
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                                • Feb 2001
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                                #16
                                hahaha nice joke




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                                • Manowar
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                                  • Dec 2003
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                                  #17

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                                  • camcutie
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                                    • Oct 2004
                                    • 817

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by tungsten
                                    funny shiz


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                                    • hqxxx
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                                      • Oct 2004
                                      • 61

                                      #19
                                      more more more more more

                                      Do you have any jokes about getting married

                                      Post´em here
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                                      • gangbangjoe
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                                        • May 2004
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                                        #20
                                        nice one ;)

                                        thanks for the laugh

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                                        • azguy
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                                          • Nov 2004
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                                          #21

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                                          • spideriux
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                                            • Feb 2005
                                            • 17227

                                            #22
                                            he he that is funny one :D
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                                            • maddox
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                                              • Jan 2004
                                              • 648

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by hqxxx
                                              A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon.

                                              "Care to go upstairs and do it?" the husband asked.

                                              "Shh!" said the bride "All the neighbors will know what we're about to do. These walls are paper thin. In the future, we'll have to ask each other in code. For example, how about asking, 'Have you left the washing machine door open' instead?"

                                              So, the following night, the husband asks, "I don't suppose you left the washing machine door open, did you?"

                                              "No, I definitely shut it," replied the wife who rolled over and fell asleep.

                                              When she woke up however, she was feeling a little frisky herself and she nudged her husband and said, "I think I did leave the washing machine door open after all. Would you like to do some washing?"

                                              "No, thanks," said the husband. "It was only a small load so I did it by hand."

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                                              • Techie Media
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                                                • Jan 2001
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                                                #24
                                                Very Cute


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                                                • Tania
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                                                  • Apr 2004
                                                  • 5393

                                                  #25
                                                  funny joke...lol

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                                                  • mardigras
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                                                    • Feb 2003
                                                    • 14194

                                                    #26
                                                    I used to get big laughs telling a variation of the "small load so I did it by hand" joke back in High School... in the 70s
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                                                    • kmanrox
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                                                      • Oct 2001
                                                      • 29295

                                                      #27
                                                      that was actually funny =)
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                                                      • fl_prn_str
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                                                        • Aug 2004
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                                                        #28

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                                                        • pornguy
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                                                          • Mar 2003
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                                                          #29
                                                          That was a good one.

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                                                          • Kevsh
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                                                            • Dec 2004
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                                                            #30
                                                            That was good, we need more jokes on here and less drama

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                                                            • Illicit
                                                              wtf ?
                                                              • Dec 2003
                                                              • 11895

                                                              #31
                                                              hahaha Nice One ! Many married men have to take care of their own laundry
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                                                              • Spunky
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                                                                • Jun 2002
                                                                • 133978

                                                                #32
                                                                Good one

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                                                                • BadBrad
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                                                                  • Feb 2004
                                                                  • 618

                                                                  #33


                                                                  Had to post. That was a good one.
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                                                                  • mistress69
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                                                                    • Feb 2005
                                                                    • 2804

                                                                    #34
                                                                    hah old but still funny

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                                                                    • Big Red Machine
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                                                                      • Jan 2005
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                                                                      #35
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                                                                        • Dec 2002
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                                                                        #36
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                                                                        • Big Red Machine
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                                                                          • Jan 2005
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                                                                          #37
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                                                                          The ex-wife was not one to be outdone. She said "I've got a stuningly handsome 21 yr old Adonis. And I'll tell you what: 21 goes into 80 alot more than 80 goes into 21."

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                                                                          • zentz
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                                                                            #38
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                                                                            • PHPdude
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                                                                              • Aug 2004
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              that's a very funny joke
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                                                                              • Barefootsies
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                                                                                • Feb 2005
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Too funny.

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                                                                                • reynold
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                                                                                  • Oct 2002
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  that is such a nice laugh!

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                                                                                  • wargames
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    kewl! that is so funny
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                                                                                    • imafuckingaussie
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                                                                                      • Jul 2003
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                                                                                      #43

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                                                                                      • PHPdude
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                                                                                        • Aug 2004
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        cool couple. at least I have learned...to use code. ;)
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                                                                                        • kowntafit
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                                                                                          • Jan 2004
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Awesome jokes, haven't heard them before.

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                                                                                          • foxylady
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                                                                                            • Oct 2004
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            lol, very funny

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