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What Foods Do You Eat To Get The...
Foulest smelling farts?
Im looking for suggestions as we are going to the movies tomorrow night ![]() Regards, Lee |
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fucking taco bell or baja fresh maing!! cant go wrong
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pork and beans, mmmmmm mmm bitch
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I just drink a lot of beer.. that really helps!
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Umm beans, chili, mexcian foood!
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Thai. Although besides farts you will usually have to make a mad dash to the bathroom as soon as you get home.
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cabbage = foul foul farts
pickled eggs = foul foul foul farts. so I would say for the all time foul farts mix pickled eggs and cabbage never have done it, but I've done each and let me done tell you, some foul farts. ![]() ![]()
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chili all the way, thats the worst, and eggs, wait no eggs is hands down worst.
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I opened this thread, why?? lmao
Natural foods have the most complex particles that your intestinal bacteria can eat and produce gas. Enjoy? lol |
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Baha Fresh
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beans and broccoli
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Boiled eggs and just eat the egg whites
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Heavily tomato based chilli
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Bon temps!
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Big Macs always make me have profoundly malodorous farts. They're not numerous, but god are they memorable.
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Hit a good Mongolian BBQ place. Load up on beef and pork (mash it all into the bowl solid) then fill the remainder of the bowl with onion, green peppers & a small amount of cilantro & some garlic oil. Important part: dump a shitload of Hunan sauce and hot oil over your mountain & have the chef fry it up. Eat up & wash it down with a few Tsing Tao's.
You should have the results you seek between 1 - 2 hours. |
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beans and lots of em
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If you can buy something called BeanFeast. Its a vegetarian mince thing. This stuff goes wild inside you. If you sweat it will smell like beanfeast, your piss will smell like beanfeast, your farts will KILL
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Peas, beans, cabbage, plenty of dairy products (doesn't hard if you're lactose intolerant) and spicy mexican food
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you need to eat two things to me to get foul farts.
one food product to work up the smell, another food product to produce gas. beans produce gas well. so does spinach. eat some nasty vinegar type stuff, or some pumpkin pie you'll be killing your company in no time. |
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Eat your own shit, you'll stink twice as much as long as you live.
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Costco dogs with Saurkraut
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High Life - The Champagne of beers
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