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Pete · 06-13-2004, 05:30 PM

I went to the drug store to get some condoms today and when I got to the stand where they have all the condoms there were a bunch of teen girls laughing and giggling and carrying on. I thought oh great, I'm gonna grab a box of Large size condoms (I have a big cock) while they watch me and then I'll have to listen to them giggle and shit. So I decided to walk around the store until they left that area. I cant believe it but I was embarrased to buy fuckin condoms.

detoxed · 06-13-2004, 05:31 PM

Pedophile heaven

ImLost · 06-13-2004, 05:32 PM

at least u wont ever have to buy them again

Ice · 06-13-2004, 05:34 PM

LOL you crack me up Pete

SlickRick · 06-13-2004, 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pete
I went to the drug store to get some condoms today and when I got to the stand where they have all the condoms there were a bunch of teen girls laughing and giggling and carrying on. I thought oh great, I'm gonna grab a box of Large size condoms (I have a big cock) while they watch me and then I'll have to listen to them giggle and shit. So I decided to walk around the store until they left that area. I cant believe it but I was embarrased to buy fuckin condoms.

ya why is that guys get embarrased buying rubbers?

MrIzzz · 06-13-2004, 05:38 PM

DeanCapture · 06-13-2004, 05:39 PM

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Originally posted by Pete
I went to the drug store to get some condoms today.....

Yea.....I remember the first time I bought condoms

Head · 06-13-2004, 05:40 PM

You cann always go eunuch.

beemk · 06-13-2004, 05:48 PM

how old are you?

Spunky · 06-13-2004, 05:50 PM

They were laughing cause you bought Trojan Cocktail Weiners

Pete · 06-13-2004, 05:54 PM

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Originally posted by beemk
how old are you?

36

tical · 06-13-2004, 07:12 PM

Friday night I bought 2 bottles of absolute and and a pack of condoms... nice long line behind me and the guy asks "which condoms do you want... this box? this one? this one?"

gotta love the corner store

VeriSexy · 06-13-2004, 07:15 PM

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Originally posted by tical
Friday night I bought 2 bottles of absolute and and a pack of condoms... nice long line behind me and the guy asks "which condoms do you want... this box? this one? this one?"

gotta love the corner store

Did you feel like hiding under a rock?

Napolean · 06-13-2004, 07:18 PM

you could have had a lot of fun with that...

i would have asked one of the girls to hand me the box, that should have cleared the aisle pretty fast.

FlyingIguana · 06-13-2004, 07:21 PM

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Originally posted by Pete
I went to the drug store to get some condoms today and when I got to the stand where they have all the condoms there were a bunch of teen girls laughing and giggling and carrying on. I thought oh great, I'm gonna grab a box of Large size condoms (I have a big cock) while they watch me and then I'll have to listen to them giggle and shit. So I decided to walk around the store until they left that area. I cant believe it but I was embarrased to buy fuckin condoms.

what are you 2 years old? stick up your chest, walk over and grab the fucking rubbers.

SureFire · 06-13-2004, 07:30 PM

Tip, if you live in the U.S., buy them at Planned Parenthood (cheap) and no embarrassment.

Jaden · 06-13-2004, 08:57 PM

Or the health dept has them for free......The one here has them in a nifty little basket right by the front door so you can just run in and grab some. Sheesh...as a girl its never bothered to walk into a store and buy 'em

MandyBlake · 06-13-2004, 10:01 PM

I just bought 2 boxes of Magnums at the grocery store the other day. Nobody gives a shit.
Oh BTW...if you live near a Publix, get your condoms there...VERY inexpensive!

dij · 06-13-2004, 10:15 PM

hmm, wierd.. I remember first time I bought them when I was 13, didn't feel shit.. just went over, picked them up, waited in a line, gone.

Carlito · 06-13-2004, 10:20 PM

Anyone here ever get your GF to buy them for you?

I have tried and tried, even held out for two weeks once, she will _not_ get them.

Tried to tell her that she needs them just the same as I do.
Always knew I was with the wrong girl.

Any luck?

wdsguy · 06-13-2004, 11:32 PM

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Originally posted by Carlito
Anyone here ever get your GF to buy them for you?

I have tried and tried, even held out for two weeks once, she will _not_ get them.

Tried to tell her that she needs them just the same as I do.
Always knew I was with the wrong girl.

Any luck?

she likes it raw?

187 · 06-13-2004, 11:44 PM

condoms, ya

Elli · 06-13-2004, 11:49 PM

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Originally posted by tical
Friday night I bought 2 bottles of absolute and and a pack of condoms... nice long line behind me and the guy asks "which condoms do you want... this box? this one? this one?"

gotta love the corner store

Why would they put them behind the counter? That's kinda awkward. I like just tipping them into my basket like it ain't no thing.

But then, I get embarrassed at the silliest things.

187 · 06-13-2004, 11:50 PM

condoms, ya

you should have grabbed them while thinking outloud "shit.. which ones will stop the crabs from gettin' her, fuckin things are jumping off my body at an alarming rate" and saw how quick they scattered

ocho-ocho · 06-14-2004, 01:24 AM

gotta wear a mask before grabbing ONE! bwahaha!

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tical Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 6,504	Friday night I bought 2 bottles of absolute and and a pack of condoms... nice long line behind me and the guy asks "which condoms do you want... this box? this one? this one?" gotta love the corner store

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SureFire Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: internet Posts: 4,398	Tip, if you live in the U.S., buy them at Planned Parenthood (cheap) and no embarrassment.

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Jaden Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: CO Posts: 151	Or the health dept has them for free......The one here has them in a nifty little basket right by the front door so you can just run in and grab some. Sheesh...as a girl its never bothered to walk into a store and buy 'em

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MandyBlake The one and only! Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 17,761	I just bought 2 boxes of Magnums at the grocery store the other day. Nobody gives a shit. Oh BTW...if you live near a Publix, get your condoms there...VERY inexpensive! __________________ Mandy's Playhouse Her First Fat Girl If you're interested in promoting my sites, ICQ me! 178411921

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dij Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 2,163	hmm, wierd.. I remember first time I bought them when I was 13, didn't feel shit.. just went over, picked them up, waited in a line, gone.

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Carlito Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Texas Posts: 856	Anyone here ever get your GF to buy them for you? I have tried and tried, even held out for two weeks once, she will _not_ get them. Tried to tell her that she needs them just the same as I do. Always knew I was with the wrong girl. Any luck?

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187 Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: ICQ: 59-10-33 Posts: 493	condoms, ya you should have grabbed them while thinking outloud "shit.. which ones will stop the crabs from gettin' her, fuckin things are jumping off my body at an alarming rate" and saw how quick they scattered __________________ wtf? free traffic? ww.netr.nu is slick business you sheep

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