GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum

GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum (https://gfy.com/index.php)
-   Fucking Around & Business Discussion (https://gfy.com/forumdisplay.php?f=26)
-   -   Went and bought some condoms today (https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=312117)

Pete 06-13-2004 05:30 PM

Went and bought some condoms today
 
I went to the drug store to get some condoms today and when I got to the stand where they have all the condoms there were a bunch of teen girls laughing and giggling and carrying on. I thought oh great, I'm gonna grab a box of Large size condoms (I have a big cock) while they watch me and then I'll have to listen to them giggle and shit. So I decided to walk around the store until they left that area. I cant believe it but I was embarrased to buy fuckin condoms. :(

detoxed 06-13-2004 05:31 PM

Pedophile heaven

ImLost 06-13-2004 05:32 PM

at least u wont ever have to buy them again

Ice 06-13-2004 05:34 PM

LOL you crack me up Pete :glugglug

SlickRick 06-13-2004 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pete
I went to the drug store to get some condoms today and when I got to the stand where they have all the condoms there were a bunch of teen girls laughing and giggling and carrying on. I thought oh great, I'm gonna grab a box of Large size condoms (I have a big cock) while they watch me and then I'll have to listen to them giggle and shit. So I decided to walk around the store until they left that area. I cant believe it but I was embarrased to buy fuckin condoms. :(

ya why is that guys get embarrased buying rubbers?

MrIzzz 06-13-2004 05:38 PM

:1orglaugh

DeanCapture 06-13-2004 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pete
I went to the drug store to get some condoms today.....
Yea.....I remember the first time I bought condoms :1orglaugh

Head 06-13-2004 05:40 PM

You cann always go eunuch.

beemk 06-13-2004 05:48 PM

how old are you?

Spunky 06-13-2004 05:50 PM

They were laughing cause you bought Trojan Cocktail Weiners

Pete 06-13-2004 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by beemk
how old are you?
36

tical 06-13-2004 07:12 PM

Friday night I bought 2 bottles of absolute and and a pack of condoms... nice long line behind me and the guy asks "which condoms do you want... this box? this one? this one?"


gotta love the corner store

VeriSexy 06-13-2004 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tical
Friday night I bought 2 bottles of absolute and and a pack of condoms... nice long line behind me and the guy asks "which condoms do you want... this box? this one? this one?"


gotta love the corner store


:1orglaugh Did you feel like hiding under a rock?

Napolean 06-13-2004 07:18 PM

you could have had a lot of fun with that...

i would have asked one of the girls to hand me the box, that should have cleared the aisle pretty fast.

FlyingIguana 06-13-2004 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pete
I went to the drug store to get some condoms today and when I got to the stand where they have all the condoms there were a bunch of teen girls laughing and giggling and carrying on. I thought oh great, I'm gonna grab a box of Large size condoms (I have a big cock) while they watch me and then I'll have to listen to them giggle and shit. So I decided to walk around the store until they left that area. I cant believe it but I was embarrased to buy fuckin condoms. :(
what are you 2 years old? stick up your chest, walk over and grab the fucking rubbers.

SureFire 06-13-2004 07:30 PM

Tip, if you live in the U.S., buy them at Planned Parenthood (cheap) and no embarrassment.

Jaden 06-13-2004 08:57 PM

Or the health dept has them for free......The one here has them in a nifty little basket right by the front door so you can just run in and grab some. Sheesh...as a girl its never bothered to walk into a store and buy 'em

MandyBlake 06-13-2004 10:01 PM

I just bought 2 boxes of Magnums at the grocery store the other day. Nobody gives a shit.
Oh BTW...if you live near a Publix, get your condoms there...VERY inexpensive!

dij 06-13-2004 10:15 PM

hmm, wierd.. I remember first time I bought them when I was 13, didn't feel shit.. just went over, picked them up, waited in a line, gone.

Carlito 06-13-2004 10:20 PM

Anyone here ever get your GF to buy them for you?

I have tried and tried, even held out for two weeks once, she will _not_ get them.

Tried to tell her that she needs them just the same as I do.
Always knew I was with the wrong girl.

Any luck?

wdsguy 06-13-2004 11:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Carlito
Anyone here ever get your GF to buy them for you?

I have tried and tried, even held out for two weeks once, she will _not_ get them.

Tried to tell her that she needs them just the same as I do.
Always knew I was with the wrong girl.

Any luck?

she likes it raw?

187 06-13-2004 11:44 PM

condoms, ya

Elli 06-13-2004 11:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tical
Friday night I bought 2 bottles of absolute and and a pack of condoms... nice long line behind me and the guy asks "which condoms do you want... this box? this one? this one?"


gotta love the corner store

Why would they put them behind the counter? That's kinda awkward. I like just tipping them into my basket like it ain't no thing. :winkwink: But then, I get embarrassed at the silliest things.

187 06-13-2004 11:50 PM

condoms, ya

you should have grabbed them while thinking outloud "shit.. which ones will stop the crabs from gettin' her, fuckin things are jumping off my body at an alarming rate" and saw how quick they scattered

ocho-ocho 06-14-2004 01:24 AM

gotta wear a mask before grabbing ONE! bwahaha!:1orglaugh


All times are GMT -7. The time now is 02:39 AM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
©2000-, AI Media Network Inc123