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Went and bought some condoms today
I went to the drug store to get some condoms today and when I got to the stand where they have all the condoms there were a bunch of teen girls laughing and giggling and carrying on. I thought oh great, I'm gonna grab a box of Large size condoms (I have a big cock) while they watch me and then I'll have to listen to them giggle and shit. So I decided to walk around the store until they left that area. I cant believe it but I was embarrased to buy fuckin condoms. :(
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Pedophile heaven
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at least u wont ever have to buy them again
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LOL you crack me up Pete :glugglug
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ya why is that guys get embarrased buying rubbers? |
:1orglaugh
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You cann always go eunuch.
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how old are you?
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They were laughing cause you bought Trojan Cocktail Weiners
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Friday night I bought 2 bottles of absolute and and a pack of condoms... nice long line behind me and the guy asks "which condoms do you want... this box? this one? this one?"
gotta love the corner store |
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:1orglaugh Did you feel like hiding under a rock? |
you could have had a lot of fun with that...
i would have asked one of the girls to hand me the box, that should have cleared the aisle pretty fast. |
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Tip, if you live in the U.S., buy them at Planned Parenthood (cheap) and no embarrassment.
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Or the health dept has them for free......The one here has them in a nifty little basket right by the front door so you can just run in and grab some. Sheesh...as a girl its never bothered to walk into a store and buy 'em
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I just bought 2 boxes of Magnums at the grocery store the other day. Nobody gives a shit.
Oh BTW...if you live near a Publix, get your condoms there...VERY inexpensive! |
hmm, wierd.. I remember first time I bought them when I was 13, didn't feel shit.. just went over, picked them up, waited in a line, gone.
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Anyone here ever get your GF to buy them for you?
I have tried and tried, even held out for two weeks once, she will _not_ get them. Tried to tell her that she needs them just the same as I do. Always knew I was with the wrong girl. Any luck? |
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condoms, ya
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condoms, ya
you should have grabbed them while thinking outloud "shit.. which ones will stop the crabs from gettin' her, fuckin things are jumping off my body at an alarming rate" and saw how quick they scattered |
gotta wear a mask before grabbing ONE! bwahaha!:1orglaugh
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