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I came pretty close to having my head bashed in today LOL
I was on the bike path near my home ,
Its a nice scenic route to ottawa from aylmer , if you're into that biking stuff .. Anyway on my trip I noticed a huge painted turtle on the side of the path , so I stopped to check him out , see if he was okay etc , seeing as how I am an animal lover and keep turtles any way .. When outta nowhere comes this roid head on roller blades at mock 3 from around a blind corner He yelled at me to move , but it was just too quick and he ended up grinding his back to shit on the path and doing a few flips before wipping out into the bush , it was quite the display ![]() Of course I found this amusing sorta .. but then the guy starts yelling at me , yada yada , Im in his way and shit , When I mentioned that he should probally not be going so fast around a blind corner , and had he been wearing ANY protective gear , or even a shirt , he woulda been fine , He really didnt look to happy , and knowing that he was probally alot more upset than me , and double my size , I decided to leave before I got my ass kicked .. I think another few seconds and I would've been toast ![]() ![]()
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Is the turtle OK?
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Thats how fast all this shit happened . I just wanted to get outta there LOL I was in all in this like nature mode and this guy was in KILL KELLY mode , I needed to go . ![]() I wouldnt have had a chance !
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i can see him wobbling ans flailing then finally tumbling into the bush. funny shit man. ![]()
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I have a habit of laughing my ass off when people wipe out . and He really went for a full blown tumble . I didnt really have the time to enjoy it though ![]()
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hahaha, that's awsome.
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Im totally the same , I can remember watching this girl totally mangle herself slipping on ice , and I mean seriously fucked up , arms and legs all over the place LOL and all I could do was laugh my ass off .. Luckily there was a someone there to help her
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i hope the turtle is ok
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Its fun to watch idiots get owned on the paths . I almost ate a rock wall last year flying down this HUGE hill and cyclist came around the corner and spooked me , I nudged just an inch or so , but at the speed I was going it was all it took .. I was totally out of control I recovered about a second before I woulda slammed into a huge rock . And then had the wife screaming at me after LOL , cause she almost hit me while I was trying to recover from my little fuck up ![]()
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I am sure they did something with him . Here is Skid . Named that because he was missed by my tire by about 1 inch . just happened to be looking down . ![]() Shtty pic , but thats a small bic lighter for reference , hes probally about the size of a quarter or 50 cent peice
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hahahah just because of turtle
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don't be such a pussy, take a couple hits for the settlement
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You should've have stayed a little longer!
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How well can a guy, especially a big guy, fight on roller blades? Just keep kicking his legs out from under him.
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![]() I was all chilled out riding my bike down a trail , being at one with nature .. He took a huge ass spill and was pretty ticked off about it. The outcome was obvious ![]() and when I say big I dont mean fat , I mean muscle. this guy was pretty fucking big standing in the grass wearing rollerblades will give you a good stance to land a fat fist in someones face .
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"Look at me! I'm big muscle head too cool for protective gear!"
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But there's no point in fighting at all if it's avoidable...I was just joking. There's a karate maxim authored by Gichin Funakoshi that states "if you have to fight, you've already lost." I'm not a Shotokan (the style Funakoshi founded) guy, but for the most part, I agree with the statement... There's another martial arts quote I really liked that I saw printed on a t-shirt of the #1 ranked Judo competitor in the US which stated, "if you attack me, I'll run away, but God help you if you catch me." ![]()
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I just prefer not to fight unless I have to or someone has really crossed a line then its all hold barred streetfighting . never know though , I mightve taken him , usually big guys are pussies , its the little skinny fuckers you gotta worry about .
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