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hijaker · 06-08-2004, 11:44 AM

Hi guys

I need to get 2 girls into my bed!
They are both my friends, but i dont have a clue on how to do it.
Any ideias?

bdld · 06-08-2004, 11:45 AM

rape them, its your only hope

AM Jeff · 06-08-2004, 11:46 AM

ask them.

Phoenix · 06-08-2004, 11:46 AM

divide and conquer my friend

get with one, which should be easy, then the other.

if you are any good they will discuss and most likely you will be good to go after that.

candyflip · 06-08-2004, 11:47 AM

Extasy should do the trick.

candyflip · 06-08-2004, 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AM Jeff
ask them.

Guys would be surprised at how often this actually works.

Psytonic · 06-08-2004, 11:49 AM

just sit them down and say "I would like to fuck both your brains out at the same time, so how about it?"

EviLGuY · 06-08-2004, 11:49 AM

Its going to cost you...

TurboAngel · 06-08-2004, 11:50 AM

If you would be nice you just might get what you want. I have to say you need work in the nice department.

sweet7 · 06-08-2004, 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by candyflip
Guys would be surprised at how often this actually works.

MetaMan · 06-08-2004, 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hijaker
Hi guys

I am a fucking loser who stumbled onto this webmasters board, i continue to post for the nude girlies. I have never had my duck sucked or my dilly wet in a pussy or asshole. I am a lost case and a geek,

Please tell me how i can locate the G spot? i want to be a pimp roller!

THANKS!

Basic_man · 06-08-2004, 12:18 PM

ask them for a threesome! :D

prostock · 06-08-2004, 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hijaker
Hi guys

I need to get 2 girls into my bed!
They are both my friends, but i dont have a clue on how to do it.
Any ideias?

try tranquilizer darts

TheLegacy · 06-08-2004, 02:25 PM

dude.. been doing this for some time.. after a while.. gets boring and you have two girls starting to get jealous and pissed off at each other..

for every ounce of enjoyment you may think your going to get.. you'll have a pound of headache afterwards.

wvuatl · 06-08-2004, 02:26 PM

the only people I know who have pulled that off have either had large quantities of alcohol or drugs or both!!

ace0r · 06-08-2004, 02:52 PM

why cut yourself short aiming for a threesome? might as well shoot for the stars and get 7-8 girls in your bed!

bringer · 06-08-2004, 02:53 PM

ask them
if thats a no go pull out the credit cards
works everytime

mgold · 06-08-2004, 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hijaker
Hi guys

I need to get 2 girls into my bed!
They are both my friends, but i dont have a clue on how to do it.
Any ideias?

Whatever you do, however you get it amke sure to tape it and post here :-)

cayne · 06-08-2004, 02:58 PM

rape or ask, the decision is up to you

And I would use some good drinks...

Syl · 06-08-2004, 03:00 PM

(not a guy) ..all you need to do is get one of the girls into the idea and she can coax the other one..if you are well endowed it might help

NakedBo · 06-08-2004, 03:01 PM

Why do you NEED 2 girls in your bed? I know that every guys WANTS that...

Just ask them and if they don't want to , call an escortagency and pay for it. What ever you do don't use drugs to get it done, if you do that you are just an asshole and you could get charged with rape

xox

sinkiss · 06-08-2004, 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Psytonic
just sit them down and say "I would like to fuck both your brains out at the same time, so how about it?"

honest and to the point

mastamind · 06-08-2004, 03:07 PM

rape , ask, or try some Extasy

PrivateIvy · 06-08-2004, 03:08 PM

my guess is, since you had to post about this, it will not likely happen for you........sorry bout that man

Ivy

hijaker · 06-08-2004, 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MetaMan

thats funny metaman but that post isn't mine

But it was a good joke anyway

Jer · 06-08-2004, 04:48 PM

Do you have two cocks?

ehulk81 · 06-08-2004, 04:51 PM

Sounds like fun do you know if either are into that, and if so then just get em relaxed and go from there, start kissing one while fondaling the other it worked for me, good luck.

StuartD · 06-08-2004, 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hijaker
Hi guys

I need to get 2 girls into my bed!
They are both my friends, but i dont have a clue on how to do it.
Any ideias?

ars sig whores do not a chick magnet make.

Jer · 06-08-2004, 06:11 PM

Pegue as raparigas e diga "Estou a fim de fodê-las agora, juntas, na minha cama". Boa sorte!

Mr. Marks · 06-08-2004, 06:51 PM

haha.

sweet talk would do.

Cloner · 06-08-2004, 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by candyflip
Guys would be surprised at how often this actually works.

It worked for me man, give it a try. Just be ready with plenty of water and towels when they say YES! ;)

rickholio · 06-08-2004, 10:28 PM

Two women doesn't make you twice the man, it makes you HALF the man. You best be twice as good as a normal guy to even begin to be worthy because, let's face it, a normal guy for most women is not terribly impressive.

It helps if you have one chick already interested, then you can enlist her into the seduction... if your partner in seduction is genuinely interested in getting a little lesbo action herself, it goes a long way both to getting and helping ramp up the heat in the moment.

This isn't even touching on purely pragmatic and practical matters (such as increased possibilities of positions, dealing with jealousy where one or both feel you're paying too much attention to the other, etc). As you probably already know, porn isn't reality and that's true for threesomes (or more) as well.

On the plus side, when things go good, they go realllly good. There's nothing quite like the ego boost like knowing you've done a good job... except maybe knowing that you've done TWO good jobs!

Makes for some great tales around the campfire, too.

badmunchkin · 06-08-2004, 11:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ace0r
why cut yourself short aiming for a threesome? might as well shoot for the stars and get 7-8 girls in your bed!

pimplink · 06-08-2004, 11:05 PM

go to the drugstore and buy some aspirin...

reynold · 06-08-2004, 11:13 PM

If they are your friends, why not just be honest and ask them?

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AM Jeff Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: The House Of Rage Posts: 1,320	ask them.

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Psytonic Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Australia Posts: 260	just sit them down and say "I would like to fuck both your brains out at the same time, so how about it?"

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EviLGuY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: malta Posts: 12,745	Its going to cost you...

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ace0r Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Calabasa, CA & Chicago, IL Posts: 1,410	why cut yourself short aiming for a threesome? might as well shoot for the stars and get 7-8 girls in your bed!

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06-08-2004, 03:01 PM	#21
NakedBo Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Amsterdam 139-752-770 Posts: 1,614	Why do you NEED 2 girls in your bed? I know that every guys WANTS that... Just ask them and if they don't want to , call an escortagency and pay for it. What ever you do don't use drugs to get it done, if you do that you are just an asshole and you could get charged with rape xox

06-08-2004, 03:07 PM	#23
mastamind Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 429	rape , ask, or try some Extasy

06-08-2004, 03:08 PM	#24
PrivateIvy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: North Carolina Posts: 4,257	my guess is, since you had to post about this, it will not likely happen for you........sorry bout that man Ivy

06-08-2004, 04:48 PM	#26
Jer God is Brazilian Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Brazil Posts: 10,601	Do you have two cocks?

06-08-2004, 04:51 PM	#27
ehulk81 Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 289	Sounds like fun do you know if either are into that, and if so then just get em relaxed and go from there, start kissing one while fondaling the other it worked for me, good luck.

06-08-2004, 06:11 PM	#29
Jer God is Brazilian Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Brazil Posts: 10,601	Pegue as raparigas e diga "Estou a fim de fodê-las agora, juntas, na minha cama". Boa sorte!

06-08-2004, 06:51 PM	#30
Mr. Marks Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Wherever I want Posts: 7,517	haha. sweet talk would do.

06-08-2004, 10:28 PM	#32
rickholio Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Nor'easterland Posts: 1,914	Two women doesn't make you twice the man, it makes you HALF the man. You best be twice as good as a normal guy to even begin to be worthy because, let's face it, a normal guy for most women is not terribly impressive. It helps if you have one chick already interested, then you can enlist her into the seduction... if your partner in seduction is genuinely interested in getting a little lesbo action herself, it goes a long way both to getting and helping ramp up the heat in the moment. This isn't even touching on purely pragmatic and practical matters (such as increased possibilities of positions, dealing with jealousy where one or both feel you're paying too much attention to the other, etc). As you probably already know, porn isn't reality and that's true for threesomes (or more) as well. On the plus side, when things go good, they go realllly good. There's nothing quite like the ego boost like knowing you've done a good job... except maybe knowing that you've done TWO good jobs! Makes for some great tales around the campfire, too.

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