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Old 05-16-2004, 04:33 PM   #1
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NASA received three messages in a strange language from a distant planet. The scientists studied the messages and found that "Necor Buldon Slock" means "Danger Rocket Explosion" and "Edwan Mynor Necor" means "Danger Spaceship Fire" and "Buldon Gimilzor Gondor" means "Bad Gas Explosion". What does "Slock" mean?
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Old 05-16-2004, 04:34 PM   #2
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Old 05-16-2004, 04:35 PM   #3
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Old 05-16-2004, 04:35 PM   #4
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Cheating on those online IQ tests again, eh.
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Cheating on those online IQ tests again, eh.
nah I actually got the answer

and its not rocket...dumbass.
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Old 05-16-2004, 04:39 PM   #7
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its rocket retard
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Old 05-16-2004, 04:41 PM   #9
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Old 05-16-2004, 04:41 PM   #10
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and its not rocket...dumbass.
Yes it is, you little smacktard.
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Old 05-16-2004, 04:44 PM   #12
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"Necor Buldon Slock" means "Danger Rocket Explosion"
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Old 05-16-2004, 04:50 PM   #14
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So in the first one Slock means explosion...but in the third Gondor means explosion...man they sure got lots of words for explosions...
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Old 05-16-2004, 04:53 PM   #15
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"Necor Buldon Slock" means "Danger Rocket Explosion"
dumb fuck, the only language you even remotly know is english isnt it? just because they say it in a different order doesnt mean that it would be in the same order. Fucking Retard
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Old 05-16-2004, 04:54 PM   #17
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I'd say it's rocket as well.
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Old 05-16-2004, 04:54 PM   #18
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anyhow, what did you score on that IQ test? 75 - 85? Im sure im not the highest here, but I score between 155 and 165 on those internet ones. which i know is higher then you if you are arguing this
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Too funny... looks like somebody's on the shit side of the Bell Curve.
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Too funny... looks like somebody's on the shit side of the Bell Curve.


Man this thread has brightened my entire day...
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Old 05-16-2004, 05:02 PM   #21
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just so everyone knows, in another thread Oracle stated that he got a 115 on his test i believe that is below average if I remember correctly... my mom did a 128 ive taken a few and I range between 155 and 165
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Old 05-16-2004, 05:23 PM   #22
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What's your answer if you think it isn't rocket?

That's what I thought it was.
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Old 05-16-2004, 05:24 PM   #23
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That's what I thought it was.
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Old 05-16-2004, 05:51 PM   #24
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Old 05-16-2004, 06:38 PM   #25
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I say its Rocket too.
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Old 05-16-2004, 07:11 PM   #26
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That question if from an IQ test..
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He hasnt replied cause he now knows how retarded he is.

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everyone is on the same side of the bell curve
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A slock is a nocturnal herbivore encompassing various territories extending across the North Eastern region of the Pesson peninsula. It distinguishes itself from it's closely related (and distinct cousin), the wombat, mainly due to several opposable appendeges including a 'wamsit' (our current day version of a tail). It's most unique characteristic is that of it's defense mechanism. The slock propells a venomious, goo-like, odor (scentless to man) that incapacitates it's victims within moments of inhalation/exposure.

Quite the specimen indeed.
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i know more languages that you...next.
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A slock is a nocturnal herbivore encompassing various territories extending across the North Eastern region of the Pesson peninsula. It distinguishes itself from it's closely related (and distinct cousin), the wombat, mainly due to several opposable appendeges including a 'wamsit' (our current day version of a tail). It's most unique characteristic is that of it's defense mechanism. The slock propells a venomious, goo-like, odor (scentless to man) that incapacitates it's victims within moments of inhalation/exposure.

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I took that test months ago and got a perfect score bitches. I'm sure it's not all that accurate. I usually score 98th percentile+ but a perfect score is just ridiculous.
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A slock is a nocturnal herbivore encompassing various territories extending across the North Eastern region of the Pesson peninsula. It distinguishes itself from it's closely related (and distinct cousin), the wombat, mainly due to several opposable appendeges including a 'wamsit' (our current day version of a tail). It's most unique characteristic is that of it's defense mechanism. The slock propells a venomious, goo-like, odor (scentless to man) that incapacitates it's victims within moments of inhalation/exposure.

Quite the specimen indeed.
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I remember that question from the iq test as well.

Tell us what you scored...
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