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eroswebmaster · 03-29-2004, 07:55 PM

The essentials:

1. Bible.

2. WWJD T-Shirts

3. Coke and whores.

exspamr · 03-29-2004, 07:56 PM

not what i was hoping for... you got icq or aim?

Sly_RJ · 03-29-2004, 07:56 PM

Bible. Check.

WWJD shirts. Check.

Coke. Check.

Whores. Where do I find a whore? They sound kind of fun!

MrIzzz · 03-29-2004, 07:57 PM

eros i want my silk bathrobe back already damnit!

eroswebmaster · 03-29-2004, 07:57 PM

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Originally posted by exspamr
not what i was hoping for... you got icq or aim?

ICQ 127027910

exspamr · 03-29-2004, 08:22 PM

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Originally posted by eroswebmaster

ICQ 127027910

unavail... oh well

Shoehorn! · 03-29-2004, 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by eroswebmaster
The essentials:

3. Coke and whores.

You mean Cocaine Coke or Coca-Cola Coke? Or both? Specify.

$5 submissions · 03-29-2004, 08:27 PM

How about Pepsi whores?

gornyhuy · 03-29-2004, 08:28 PM

Damn, I thought we had the birth of a new version of TheFly....

TheFly is a genius, you know.

Odin · 03-30-2004, 12:08 AM

This thread is going to end up with someone crying...

Ironhorse · 03-30-2004, 12:12 AM

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Originally posted by eroswebmaster
The essentials:

3. whores.

Yay

Keev · 03-30-2004, 12:16 AM

tons of business cards

enhanced alcohol tolerance

able to stand on feet for long hours

and a open to talk to anyone and everyone...

conventions are about finding diamonds in the rough and re-uniting with past, present, and future business parnters and bullshitting with friends that you have made ....

Jdoughs · 03-30-2004, 12:18 AM

lol i always try not to drink or get out of hand at any business related conventions

lets face it yor there for business...not to make an ass out of yourself...which boozin it up will do for me

eroswebmaster · 03-30-2004, 12:19 AM

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Originally posted by Jdoughs
lol i always try not to drink or get out of hand at any business related conventions

lets face it yor there for business...not to make an ass out of yourself...which boozin it up will do for me

exactly this thread is a joke...I don't even drink anymore

Ian · 03-30-2004, 12:54 AM

Eros:

When you finally achieve your 10,000th post i'll pour myself a wee dram of Drambuie.

While i'm celebrating and sipping it i'll try to figure out how you've lasted this long.

In the old days you might have survived 48 hours, and we'd laugh today at your memory.

Today you're going for 10K and have had very little to say and have given us almost nothing to "steal".

I envy you for the sale price of your Sig.

Ironhorse · 03-30-2004, 12:58 AM

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Originally posted by Ian

I envy you

I took the liberty of discarding the bs and left the relevant parts of your post, this explains it all I think.

Illicit · 03-30-2004, 12:59 AM

You can keep number 1 & 2, if I can have a double helping of number 3

Ian · 03-30-2004, 01:12 AM

Yes I am a bit green "Ironhorse" and thanks for editing out the BS.

You really are becoming a legend in your own mind.

Almost to the point of multiple personas.

ROFLMAO

SleazyDream · 03-30-2004, 01:13 AM

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Originally posted by Sly_RJ
Bible. Check.

WWJD shirts. Check.

Coke. Check.

Whores. Where do I find a whore? They sound kind of fun!

fuck whores - i want a lapdanser like the one you got in mexico

donkeypunch · 03-30-2004, 01:15 AM

buy a fucking tshirt.

Ironhorse · 03-30-2004, 02:03 AM

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Originally posted by Ian
Yes I am a bit green "Ironhorse" and thanks for editing out the BS.

You really are becoming a legend in your own mind.

Almost to the point of multiple personas.

ROFLMAO

The multiple personas is in your own mind doofus. I met Eros in Vegas a year ago and he's one of the most honorable, straight up guys I've ever met in this business. I maintained relations with him via icq I've sent him customers when I was busy and he repaid in kind by promoting me on GFY. I will be his roomate in Phoenix because I trust him, I'm not sure what your beef is with him but all his posts are very relevant, except we all like to fuck around once in a while and this is what this post is about. Now tuck your tail and go fuck yourself.

foreverjason · 03-30-2004, 02:23 AM

bud is all you need!

eroswebmaster · 03-30-2004, 09:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ian
Eros:

When you finally achieve your 10,000th post i'll pour myself a wee dram of Drambuie.

While i'm celebrating and sipping it i'll try to figure out how you've lasted this long.

In the old days you might have survived 48 hours, and we'd laugh today at your memory.

Today you're going for 10K and have had very little to say and have given us almost nothing to "steal".

I envy you for the sale price of your Sig.

Ian spoke, so I guess I better wrap it all up and quit now.

eroswebmaster · 03-30-2004, 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ironhorse

The multiple personas is in your own mind doofus. I met Eros in Vegas a year ago and he's one of the most honorable, straight up guys I've ever met in this business. I maintained relations with him via icq I've sent him customers when I was busy and he repaid in kind by promoting me on GFY. I will be his roomate in Phoenix because I trust him, I'm not sure what your beef is with him but all his posts are very relevant, except we all like to fuck around once in a while and this is what this post is about. Now tuck your tail and go fuck yourself.

Thx man. I think you hit the nail on the head with your earlier post. Someone's a bit "green."

Steve · 03-30-2004, 09:14 AM

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Originally posted by Ian
blah blah blah

thanks for exposing yourself as a tard

SykkBoy · 03-30-2004, 12:40 PM

for some reason, I keep flashing back to an incident in New Orleans at CybernetExpo a couple years ago and a couple people (no, not me) bought sugar instead of what they thought they bought...and decided "we paid good money for this, let's snort it anyways"

for the record, I was only involved as a witness and did not partake of the "Nola Sugar Incident"

ah, convention mem'ries

Basic_man · 03-30-2004, 12:41 PM

Did you say coke whores?

eroswebmaster · 03-30-2004, 12:42 PM

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Originally posted by SykkBoy2
for some reason, I keep flashing back to an incident in New Orleans at CybernetExpo a couple years ago and a couple people (no, not me) bought sugar instead of what they thought they bought...and decided "we paid good money for this, let's snort it anyways"

for the record, I was only involved as a witness and did not partake of the "Nola Sugar Incident"

ah, convention mem'ries

LOL I bet that shit burned.

Weppel · 03-30-2004, 12:43 PM

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Originally posted by exspamr
not what i was hoping for... you got icq or aim?

Make sure to read his howto for that too

kmanrox · 03-30-2004, 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream

fuck whores - i want a lapdanser like the one you got in mexico

bite your tongue!! whores are awesome!!

Huggles · 03-30-2004, 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by eroswebmaster
The essentials:

1. Bible.

2. WWJD T-Shirts

3. Coke and whores.

That's a fucking sweet list. Although I would never bang a whore, they're fun to have around as opposed to having a sausage party.

Manowar · 03-30-2004, 01:10 PM

the coke is a bit..... illegal ?

kmanrox · 03-30-2004, 01:11 PM

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Originally posted by Manowar
the coke is a bit..... illegal ?

are you in the porn biz or are you a fuckin librarian?

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