Eros guid to successful networking at a porn convention.
 

The essentials:

1. Bible.

2. WWJD T-Shirts

3. Coke and whores.

not what i was hoping for... you got icq or aim?

Bible. Check.

WWJD shirts. Check.

Coke. Check.

Whores. Where do I find a whore? They sound kind of fun!

eros i want my silk bathrobe back already damnit!

ICQ 127027910

unavail... oh well

You mean Cocaine Coke or Coca-Cola Coke? Or both? Specify.

How about Pepsi whores?

Damn, I thought we had the birth of a new version of TheFly....

:1orglaugh


TheFly is a genius, you know.

This thread is going to end up with someone crying...

Yay :thumbsup

tons of business cards

enhanced alcohol tolerance

able to stand on feet for long hours

and a open to talk to anyone and everyone...

conventions are about finding diamonds in the rough and re-uniting with past, present, and future business parnters and bullshitting with friends that you have made ....

lol i always try not to drink or get out of hand at any business related conventions

lets face it yor there for business...not to make an ass out of yourself...which boozin it up will do for me

exactly this thread is a joke...I don't even drink anymore :)

Eros:

When you finally achieve your 10,000th post i'll pour myself a wee dram of Drambuie.

While i'm celebrating and sipping it i'll try to figure out how you've lasted this long.

In the old days you might have survived 48 hours, and we'd laugh today at your memory.

Today you're going for 10K and have had very little to say and have given us almost nothing to "steal".

I envy you for the sale price of your Sig.

:thumbsup

I took the liberty of discarding the bs and left the relevant parts of your post, this explains it all I think.

You can keep number 1 & 2, if I can have a double helping of number 3 :Graucho

Yes I am a bit green "Ironhorse" and thanks for editing out the BS.

You really are becoming a legend in your own mind.

Almost to the point of multiple personas.

ROFLMAO

:thumbsup

fuck whores - i want a lapdanser like the one you got in mexico

buy a fucking tshirt.

The multiple personas is in your own mind doofus. I met Eros in Vegas a year ago and he's one of the most honorable, straight up guys I've ever met in this business. I maintained relations with him via icq I've sent him customers when I was busy and he repaid in kind by promoting me on GFY. I will be his roomate in Phoenix because I trust him, I'm not sure what your beef is with him but all his posts are very relevant, except we all like to fuck around once in a while and this is what this post is about. Now tuck your tail and go fuck yourself.

bud is all you need!:thumbsup

Ian spoke, so I guess I better wrap it all up and quit now.

Thx man. I think you hit the nail on the head with your earlier post. Someone's a bit "green."

thanks for exposing yourself as a tard

for some reason, I keep flashing back to an incident in New Orleans at CybernetExpo a couple years ago and a couple people (no, not me) bought sugar instead of what they thought they bought...and decided "we paid good money for this, let's snort it anyways"

for the record, I was only involved as a witness and did not partake of the "Nola Sugar Incident"

ah, convention mem'ries

Did you say coke whores? :1orglaugh

LOL I bet that shit burned.

Make sure to read his howto for that too :)

bite your tongue!! whores are awesome!!

:mad: :feels-hot

That's a fucking sweet list. Although I would never bang a whore, they're fun to have around as opposed to having a sausage party.

the coke is a bit..... illegal ?

are you in the porn biz or are you a fuckin librarian?