What makes you an asset to the adult webmaster community? - GoFuckYourself.com

02-24-2004, 08:54 PM

What makes you special in this big pool of webmasters/content producers/traffic brokers/etc.? With so many people around, you need to make an impression somehow. If you HAD to work for a company hypothetically, what could you bring to the table and why would they want to use you?

com · 02-24-2004, 08:55 PM

my penis

Spunky · 02-24-2004, 08:55 PM

I bring Krispy Kremes every payday

02-24-2004, 08:56 PM

I'm a nice guy?

Tuga · 02-24-2004, 08:56 PM

I'm sexy and I'm from Portugal.

And my penis.

DeanCapture · 02-24-2004, 08:57 PM

Not a damn thing - but I'm trying to change that

StuartD · 02-24-2004, 08:58 PM

the people who pay me very well to do work for them know what it is.

And they're the only ones who need to know.

KMR Stitch · 02-24-2004, 08:59 PM

I sale cheap sig

NetRodent · 02-24-2004, 09:00 PM

I don't have an offensive odor.

CyberTraffic · 02-24-2004, 09:01 PM

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Originally posted by NetRodent
I don't have an offensive odor.

Always a good thing.

02-24-2004, 09:02 PM

So many honest answers!

I don't know about anybody else, but I'd personally never hire somebody because of their penis....Well... Maybe Tuga!

freeadultcontent · 02-24-2004, 09:03 PM

I can not disclose it.

Doc911 · 02-24-2004, 09:08 PM

I can send tons of traffic to a page. can't "make" them click your banner though. My Toy Store seems to be doing well though.

StuartD · 02-24-2004, 09:09 PM

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Originally posted by shermsshack
So many honest answers!

I really don't need anyone knowing, I am way to busy as it is.

02-24-2004, 09:10 PM

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Originally posted by MaskedMan

I really don't need anyone knowing, I am way to busy as it is.

That's alright.. The masked man doesn't need to reveal himself!

SureFire · 02-24-2004, 09:26 PM

Nothing?but when a pornographer asks ?would you hit it? if the pic is not a joke and the model is cute. I make a positive comment? Always wonder how many models read the posts about themselves not realizing that most of the comments are from young misfits.

Ic3m4nZ · 02-24-2004, 09:28 PM

I sale short ICQs

Rob · 02-24-2004, 09:28 PM

I bring nothing to the table.

Bansheelinks · 02-24-2004, 09:29 PM

I take a mean crap.

snipah7 · 02-24-2004, 09:30 PM

nothing

eroswebmaster · 02-24-2004, 09:31 PM

I'm doing my best to alleviate gallery theft at http://www.stealthisgallery.com

IPK · 02-24-2004, 09:32 PM

nothing

02-24-2004, 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by eroswebmaster
I'm doing my best to alleviate gallery theft at http://www.stealthisgallery.com

You are a good man and a humanitarian Eros!

Glass Fantasy · 02-24-2004, 09:41 PM

I can play basketball.

MrBone · 02-24-2004, 10:15 PM

A better question may be what makes you a NON-LIABILITY to the biz.

Tala · 02-24-2004, 10:27 PM

I'm a writer who has begun receiving recognition in my field. I have a strong work ethic and desire to get ahead, willing to learn, and a quick study.

I also just finished writing a resume for my friend.

AaronM · 02-24-2004, 10:28 PM

Not a God Damn thing!

Tala · 02-24-2004, 10:37 PM

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Originally posted by AaronM
Not a God Damn thing!

Except a slightly-used snowmobile?

Voodoo · 02-24-2004, 10:40 PM

I know HTML.

Tala · 02-24-2004, 10:41 PM

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Originally posted by Voodoo
I know HTML.

ph34r

02-25-2004, 12:03 AM

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Originally posted by Voodoo
I know HTML.

BUT, can you use Frontpage?

$5 submissions · 02-25-2004, 12:05 AM

I bring cheap but quality labor to the table. I help online entrepeneurs focus on what's important--bringing their visions to reality rather than getting bogged down in the minutiae of manual data labor.

rounders · 02-25-2004, 12:06 AM

my 20 pounderb ballz

02-25-2004, 12:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by $5 submissions
I bring cheap but quality labor to the table. I help online entrepeneurs focus on what's important--bringing their visions to reality rather than getting bogged down in the minutiae of manual data labor.

That's a great thing to offer anybody. Nobody likes doing the grunt work and you've figured out how to successfully sell labor for cheap while still pulling in a profit.

Trax · 02-25-2004, 12:35 AM

i like those threads and guys in here lol

02-25-2004, 01:53 AM

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Originally posted by Trax
i like those threads and guys in here lol

You sale short icq?

nap · 02-25-2004, 01:57 AM

The ability to see trends that are coming. Still trying to figure out how to take advantage of those trends but in due time.

pussyluver · 02-25-2004, 02:01 AM

I buy content, pay for hosting on two servers, hire help sometimes, bring traffic. Make all of you look better.

Contributed to the 3 million posts.

Myst · 02-25-2004, 02:05 AM

i sale icq uin kontact via asap

02-25-2004, 02:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by nap
The ability to see trends that are coming. Still trying to figure out how to take advantage of those trends but in due time.

That's a big part of the game. That's something pretty useful to bring to the table!

fvurakki · 02-25-2004, 02:09 AM

My 11 inch cock

Webmistress Pookie · 02-25-2004, 02:13 AM

the fact that i'm a hot little asian babe

oh wait. thats just my opinion

02-25-2004, 02:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Webmistress Pookie
the fact that i'm a hot little asian babe

oh wait. thats just my opinion

Asian?? Did you say Asian babe?

You're hired?

Webmistress Pookie · 02-25-2004, 02:36 AM

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Originally posted by shermsshack

Asian?? Did you say Asian babe?

You're hired?

to do what?

02-25-2004, 04:47 AM

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Originally posted by Webmistress Pookie

to do what?

Not sure, but you seem qualified for just about everything!

Krille · 02-25-2004, 04:48 AM

why would anyone want to work for a company?

BiggleJones · 02-25-2004, 04:49 AM

My Mom says Im special

02-25-2004, 05:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Krille
why would anyone want to work for a company?

Not everybody can be as special as you.

Biggle... your mom seems like a very smart woman.

WiredGuy · 02-25-2004, 10:09 AM

SEO skills.
WG

12clicks · 02-25-2004, 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by shermsshack
What makes you special in this big pool of webmasters/content producers/traffic brokers/etc.? With so many people around, you need to make an impression somehow. If you HAD to work for a company hypothetically, what could you bring to the table and why would they want to use you?

perhaps this?
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...threadid=61628

02-24-2004, 08:54 PM	#1
shermo Guest Posts: n/a	What makes you an asset to the adult webmaster community? What makes you special in this big pool of webmasters/content producers/traffic brokers/etc.? With so many people around, you need to make an impression somehow. If you HAD to work for a company hypothetically, what could you bring to the table and why would they want to use you?

02-24-2004, 08:55 PM	#2
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02-24-2004, 08:56 PM	#5
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02-24-2004, 08:56 PM	#4
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02-24-2004, 08:58 PM	#7
StuartD Sofa King Band Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Outside the box Posts: 29,903	the people who pay me very well to do work for them know what it is. And they're the only ones who need to know. __________________ This is me on facebook This is me on twitter

02-24-2004, 08:59 PM	#8
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02-24-2004, 09:00 PM	#9
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02-24-2004, 09:02 PM	#11
shermo Guest Posts: n/a	So many honest answers! I don't know about anybody else, but I'd personally never hire somebody because of their penis....Well... Maybe Tuga!

02-24-2004, 09:03 PM	#12
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02-24-2004, 09:08 PM	#13
Doc911 Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: If i was up your ass you'd know Posts: 3,695	I can send tons of traffic to a page. can't "make" them click your banner though. My Toy Store seems to be doing well though. __________________ For PHP/MySQL scripts ICQ 161480555 or email [email protected]

02-24-2004, 09:26 PM	#16
SureFire Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: internet Posts: 4,398	Nothing?but when a pornographer asks ?would you hit it? if the pic is not a joke and the model is cute. I make a positive comment? Always wonder how many models read the posts about themselves not realizing that most of the comments are from young misfits.

02-24-2004, 09:28 PM	#17
Ic3m4nZ Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Montreal! Posts: 6,285	I sale short ICQs

02-24-2004, 09:28 PM	#18
Rob I'm a great bowler. Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Right Outside of Normal. Posts: 13,309	I bring nothing to the table. __________________

02-24-2004, 09:29 PM	#19
Bansheelinks Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 6,023	I take a mean crap.

02-24-2004, 09:30 PM	#20
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02-24-2004, 09:31 PM	#21
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02-24-2004, 10:27 PM	#26
Tala Fucked if I know Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Do you have a flag? Posts: 23,368	I'm a writer who has begun receiving recognition in my field. I have a strong work ethic and desire to get ahead, willing to learn, and a quick study. I also just finished writing a resume for my friend. __________________ ICQ: 11120676 \| Google: mindcrime \| Skype: suitemindcrime\|E-Mail: mindcrime AT gmail.com\|PR girl with great writing skills for hire!!!! Contact me to work for YOU!\|TECHIEMEDIA? 24/7 support from some of the best techs in the biz. Tell Jim that I sent you.

02-24-2004, 10:28 PM	#27
AaronM Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,909	Not a God Damn thing!

02-24-2004, 10:40 PM	#29
Voodoo ♥ ♦ ♣ ♠ Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 10,592	I know HTML. __________________ "I'm selflessly supporting the common good, but only coincidentally looking out for No.1."

02-25-2004, 12:05 AM	#32
$5 submissions I help you SUCCEED Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Pearl of the Orient Seas Posts: 32,195	I bring cheap but quality labor to the table. I help online entrepeneurs focus on what's important--bringing their visions to reality rather than getting bogged down in the minutiae of manual data labor. __________________ Need a NON-ADULT income stream? We build your YOUTUBE CHANNEL for only $20 per video! For Hire: $3/hour or $400 per month Marketing Specialist Virtual Assistants

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02-25-2004, 12:35 AM	#35
Trax [----------------------] Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 14,486	i like those threads and guys in here lol

02-25-2004, 01:57 AM	#37
nap Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: midwest Posts: 2,765	The ability to see trends that are coming. Still trying to figure out how to take advantage of those trends but in due time.

02-25-2004, 02:01 AM	#38
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02-25-2004, 10:09 AM	#49
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