What makes you an asset to the adult webmaster community?
 

What makes you special in this big pool of webmasters/content producers/traffic brokers/etc.? With so many people around, you need to make an impression somehow. If you HAD to work for a company hypothetically, what could you bring to the table and why would they want to use you?

my penis

I bring Krispy Kremes every payday :thumbsup

I'm a nice guy?

I'm sexy and I'm from Portugal.


And my penis.

Not a damn thing - but I'm trying to change that :winkwink:

the people who pay me very well to do work for them know what it is.

And they're the only ones who need to know.

I sale cheap sig

I don't have an offensive odor.

Always a good thing. :thumbsup

So many honest answers! :1orglaugh

I don't know about anybody else, but I'd personally never hire somebody because of their penis....Well... Maybe Tuga! :Graucho

I can not disclose it.

I can send tons of traffic to a page. can't "make" them click your banner though. My Toy Store seems to be doing well though.

I really don't need anyone knowing, I am way to busy as it is.

That's alright.. The masked man doesn't need to reveal himself!

Nothing?but when a pornographer asks ?would you hit it? if the pic is not a joke and the model is cute. I make a positive comment? Always wonder how many models read the posts about themselves not realizing that most of the comments are from young misfits.

I sale short ICQs

I bring nothing to the table.

I take a mean crap.

nothing

I'm doing my best to alleviate gallery theft at http://www.stealthisgallery.com

nothing :glugglug

You are a good man and a humanitarian Eros! :thumbsup

I can play basketball.

A better question may be what makes you a NON-LIABILITY to the biz.

:glugglug

I'm a writer who has begun receiving recognition in my field. I have a strong work ethic and desire to get ahead, willing to learn, and a quick study.

I also just finished writing a resume for my friend. :thumbsup

Not a God Damn thing! :glugglug

Except a slightly-used snowmobile?

http://www.freakmanor.com/smilies/theyareontome.gif

I know HTML.

ph34r

:glugglug

BUT, can you use Frontpage? :Graucho

I bring cheap but quality labor to the table. I help online entrepeneurs focus on what's important--bringing their visions to reality rather than getting bogged down in the minutiae of manual data labor.

my 20 pounderb ballz:)

That's a great thing to offer anybody. Nobody likes doing the grunt work and you've figured out how to successfully sell labor for cheap while still pulling in a profit. :thumbsup

i like those threads and guys in here lol

You sale short icq? :1orglaugh

The ability to see trends that are coming. Still trying to figure out how to take advantage of those trends but in due time.

I buy content, pay for hosting on two servers, hire help sometimes, bring traffic. Make all of you look better.

Contributed to the 3 million posts.

i sale icq uin kontact via asap

That's a big part of the game. That's something pretty useful to bring to the table! :thumbsup

My 11 inch cock

the fact that i'm a hot little asian babe

oh wait. thats just my opinion :waaaaahh

Asian?? Did you say Asian babe?

You're hired? :thumbsup

to do what? :Graucho

Not sure, but you seem qualified for just about everything! :1orglaugh

why would anyone want to work for a company? :)

My Mom says Im special

Not everybody can be as special as you. :thumbsup

Biggle... your mom seems like a very smart woman. :Graucho

SEO skills.
WG

perhaps this?
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...threadid=61628