Welcome to the GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum forums.

You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions and access our other features. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today!

If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact us.

Post New Thread Reply

Register GFY Rules Calendar
Go Back   GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum > >
Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed.

 
Thread Tools
Old 02-18-2004, 11:33 PM   #1
Buff
GFY Assassin
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: May 2003
Posts: 2,993
Okay, so I saw 'The Passion'...

So, I saw 'The Passion' (of Christ), Mel Gibson's nutty aramaic-speakin' film about Jeebus. I must say, this film was... odd. I managed to see some serious plot holes/historical errors. For the sake of brevity, I'll list only several major ones here:



Okay, first off:

* In the scene where Jesus is in the garden of Gethsemene, he fires 17 rounds from his Glock 17(C) 9mm. The clip only holds 10 rounds, 15 if you get a 140mm extension magazine. Yet, we don't see Jesus re-load, and, oddly enough, the ammo he DOES have hanging on his robe appears to be .50cal machine gun rounds. Odd.

* The film claims not to be anti-semetic, however, I wasn't convinced, for two reasons:

(1) In the original ending, before being crucified on the mount of olives (?!), Jesus is kidnapped, hog-tied, and tortured via cigarette burns by the Israeli Defense Force. I don't remember reading about this in the bible. In addition, there is a major plot-hole here: one of the criminals crucified on the mount, next to Jesus, is the same drug dealer that Jesus killed during a car-chase earlier in the film. Continuity hole?

(2) When Jesus enters the temple to disrupt the money lenders, the Aramaic dialogue inexplicably switches to english, and the only english words in the entire film are spoken: 'international jewish banking conspiracy'. I found it rather odd and unsettling.

There is more. I might have to go into it later.
Buff is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 02-18-2004, 11:46 PM   #2
gornyhuy
Chafed.
 
gornyhuy's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Face Down in Pussy
Posts: 18,041
BWAHAHAAHHHAHAHHAHA
Nice.
__________________

icq:159548293
gornyhuy is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 02-18-2004, 11:51 PM   #3
Halcyon
Spread The Pink!
 
Halcyon's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: TrampStampStudios.com
Posts: 8,609
Well done. Lets see if Ebert has such a critical eye.
__________________
HAL on TEDx:
Halcyon is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 02-18-2004, 11:52 PM   #4
Roger
Confirmed User
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: MetroCity
Posts: 3,181
thanks for wasting my time.
Roger is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 02-18-2004, 11:56 PM   #5
GiantGnome
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Nebraska
Posts: 4,344
Now THATS the version I would definitely see!
GiantGnome is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Post New Thread Reply
Go Back   GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum > >

Bookmarks



Advertising inquiries - marketing at gfy dot com

Contact Admin - Advertise - GFY Rules - Top

©2000-, AI Media Network Inc



Powered by vBulletin
Copyright © 2000- Jelsoft Enterprises Limited.