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Old 01-16-2004, 05:49 PM   #1
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guy w/ 0" penis wins Patriots tickets
Local radio station had smallest penis contest in RI and the winner had a penis that measured to 0". They said it was like nothing was there. Some big fat guy. 2nd place was .3".

WTF???
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Old 01-16-2004, 05:50 PM   #2
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Old 01-16-2004, 05:50 PM   #3
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Old 01-16-2004, 05:50 PM   #4
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That guy's life must be a living hell.
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Old 01-16-2004, 05:51 PM   #5
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That guy's life must be a living hell.
They said he weighed like 300 lbs too
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Old 01-16-2004, 05:51 PM   #6
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That guy's life must be a living hell.
Yes, but at least he got free tickets to the Pats.


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Old 01-16-2004, 05:53 PM   #7
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Damn now that sucks! Did his wife catch him cheating and cut it off, and if that is what happened, does that count!

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Old 01-16-2004, 06:08 PM   #8
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Old 01-16-2004, 06:10 PM   #9
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Old 01-16-2004, 06:13 PM   #10
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What a contest! Wonder if they announced the seat location? As if people even entered it.
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Old 01-16-2004, 06:13 PM   #11
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thats cheating ... he's 300 lbs the thing is covered in fat and has to be at least an inch ...

god my self esteem just went up ...

300 lbs and no dick. damn i would put a bullet in my head.
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Old 01-16-2004, 06:17 PM   #12
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Old 01-16-2004, 06:18 PM   #13
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Fuck. I should have entered. It looks like I have 2 belly buttons.
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Old 01-16-2004, 06:19 PM   #14
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Old 01-16-2004, 06:20 PM   #15
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now that is being at the bottom of the barrel, i would for sure donate towards getting that guy a penis surgery.
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Old 01-16-2004, 06:21 PM   #16
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Old 01-16-2004, 06:22 PM   #17
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Old 01-16-2004, 06:33 PM   #18
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That guy's life must be a living hell.
yeah, i dont think i would want ton live if i was him.

on the other hand mabye he has so much fat around his crotch that it causes his penis to be hidden. i would starve myself if i was him.
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Old 01-16-2004, 06:34 PM   #19
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this is what happen when you take too much penis pills
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Old 01-16-2004, 06:35 PM   #20
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Damn now that sucks! Did his wife catch him cheating and cut it off, and if that is what happened, does that count!

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Old 01-16-2004, 06:36 PM   #21
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Old 01-16-2004, 06:48 PM   #22
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Old 01-16-2004, 06:56 PM   #23
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Old 01-16-2004, 06:59 PM   #24
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sounds like a Stern contest. Poor bastard
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Old 01-16-2004, 07:00 PM   #25
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are patriot tickets really worth letting that info out?
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Old 01-16-2004, 07:03 PM   #26
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are patriot tickets really worth letting that info out?

He should have kept that info to himself.
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Old 01-16-2004, 07:09 PM   #27
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Hey leave me alone! At least I get to go to the game! All yall haters can
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Old 01-16-2004, 07:41 PM   #28
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Old 01-16-2004, 07:44 PM   #29
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Old 01-16-2004, 07:45 PM   #30
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its more how you work it than the size!

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Old 01-16-2004, 07:50 PM   #31
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somebody send that guy a link to penis-health.com with my affiliate code!!!


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pronto.
youre welcome ... all i did was type in patsfan at the site. no idea how i got your code ... someone icq'ed me that site a hell of a long time ago
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Old 01-16-2004, 07:54 PM   #33
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Did you happen to get his email addey?
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youre welcome ... all i did was type in patsfan at the site. no idea how i got your code ... someone icq'ed me that site a hell of a long time ago
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somebody send that guy a link to penis-health.com with my affiliate code!!!
pronto.
oops -- misread your post, sorry.
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Old 01-16-2004, 08:37 PM   #35
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congrats to the ticket weiner....im mean winner
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I took 5 bottles of Penis Pills and all I got was this lowsy 1/2 inch dick!!!

Make most guys feel good about themselves? Hell, that pic would make most GIRLS feel good about themselves!!!
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its more how you work it than the size!
is this photoshop or real?
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That guy came in 6th place.
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lets be nice, maybe he took a cold shower before the contest
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lets be nice, maybe he took a cold shower before the contest
must have been REALLY cold to get it to that size.
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