guy w/ 0" penis wins Patriots tickets
 

Local radio station had smallest penis contest in RI and the winner had a penis that measured to 0". They said it was like nothing was there. Some big fat guy. 2nd place was .3".

WTF???

:eek7

holly shit

0

and 0.3 ??

That guy's life must be a living hell.

They said he weighed like 300 lbs too

Yes, but at least he got free tickets to the Pats.


:thumbsup

Damn now that sucks! Did his wife catch him cheating and cut it off, and if that is what happened, does that count! :1orglaugh

jDoG

:Graucho

:1orglaugh

What a contest! Wonder if they announced the seat location? As if people even entered it.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

thats cheating ... he's 300 lbs the thing is covered in fat and has to be at least an inch ...

god my self esteem just went up ...

300 lbs and no dick. damn i would put a bullet in my head.

I have a 300$ dollar win on the Pats this sunday :thumbsup

Fuck. I should have entered. It looks like I have 2 belly buttons.

now that is being at the bottom of the barrel, i would for sure donate towards getting that guy a penis surgery.

Poor guy

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

yeah, i dont think i would want ton live if i was him.

on the other hand mabye he has so much fat around his crotch that it causes his penis to be hidden. i would starve myself if i was him.

this is what happen when you take too much penis pills :Graucho

Wife? Ha! What wife are you referring to? Impossible.

that is why i stay skinny :)

that is messed up :(

[insert fat guy pissing on stage with tiny dick pic here]

:warning

sounds like a Stern contest. Poor bastard

are patriot tickets really worth letting that info out?

He should have kept that info to himself.

:1orglaugh

Hey leave me alone! At least I get to go to the game! All yall haters can :321GFY

http://patsfan.has-a-small-penis.com/ :eyecrazy

"Yes....... it's true.......... this man has no dick"


Peter Venkman to the mayor of New York 1984

http://patsfan.has-a-small-penis.com/2.jpg

its more how you work it than the size!

:warning

somebody send that guy a link to penis-health.com with my affiliate code!!! :Graucho


pronto.

youre welcome :) ... all i did was type in patsfan at the site. no idea how i got your code ... someone icq'ed me that site a hell of a long time ago

Did you happen to get his email addey? :Graucho

oops -- misread your post, sorry.:Oh crap

that should really make a lot of guys in here feel good about themselves :winkwink:

congrats to the ticket weiner....im mean winner

apparently i cant spell

I took 5 bottles of Penis Pills and all I got was this lowsy 1/2 inch dick!!! :eek7

Make most guys feel good about themselves? Hell, that pic would make most GIRLS feel good about themselves!!!

is this photoshop or real?

That guy came in 6th place. :1orglaugh

... yepp, he ordered 35 bottles yesterday ... one lucky affiliate made 945$ on that sale. I wonder why it is getting shipped to your home adress ??

lets be nice, maybe he took a cold shower before the contest

must have been REALLY cold to get it to that size.