Chris Rock - GoFuckYourself.com

eroswebmaster · 12-16-2003, 05:51 AM

He's gotta be one of the best comedians out there today.

I think he's pretty much assured himself a spot in the stand up comedy history books

Every time Bigger & Blacker is on I gotta watch it.

Now give me my big piece of chicken.

stocktrader23 · 12-16-2003, 05:53 AM

Haha, yep.

Get the boy a stripper!

eroswebmaster · 12-16-2003, 05:56 AM

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Originally posted by stocktrader23
Haha, yep.

Get the boy a stripper!

LOL no fucking kidding.

he and Dave Chapelle crack me up.

Chapelle is just crazy funny, but Chris Rock is just dead on IMO about observational humor.

That whole thing about fat black chicks being the only people in the world who don't have some kind of fucked up sense of self is so true..."yeah this is a gut, but there's some damn good pussy under this gut."

kmanrox · 12-16-2003, 05:57 AM

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Originally posted by eroswebmaster

LOL no fucking kidding.

he and Dave Chapelle crack me up.

Chapelle is just crazy funny, but Chris Rock is just dead on IMO about observational humor.

That whole thing about fat black chicks being the only people in the world who don't have some kind of fucked up sense of self is so true..."yeah this is a gut, but there's some damn good pussy under this gut."

i concur.. chris and dave are 2 of the funniest fuckers i've ever seen...

stocktrader23 · 12-16-2003, 05:59 AM

I actually posted first that I like his old shit too. But I'm only 99% sure it was him that said it.

He said his momma used to give him food stamps and just tell him it was money. She even gave him food stamps when he went on a field trip. So all the little kids were bragging "I got 5 dollars", "So I got 10 dollars" so he jumped up and said "so what, I got books and books of money"

krazyone · 12-16-2003, 06:08 AM

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Originally posted by stocktrader23
I actually posted first that I like his old shit too. But I'm only 99% sure it was him that said it.

He said his momma used to give him food stamps and just tell him it was money. She even gave him food stamps when he went on a field trip. So all the little kids were bragging "I got 5 dollars", "So I got 10 dollars" so he jumped up and said "so what, I got books and books of money"

Yea , that was him. He has some good stuff on kazaa also. may I suggest prisons , crazy white kids and OJ I understand.

eroswebmaster · 12-16-2003, 06:13 AM

LOL books and books of money...that's some funny shit.

krazyone · 12-16-2003, 06:19 AM

There is no sex in the champagne room

krazyone · 12-16-2003, 06:26 AM

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Mikey_219Inc · 12-16-2003, 10:07 AM

I like when he talks about no money in the cure (for aids) ... true shit ... get your money on the come-back! Funny and smart motherfucker... I can listen to him and george carlin all day long

12-16-2003, 05:51 AM	#1
eroswebmaster March 1st, 2003 Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Seat 4 @ Venetian Poker Room Posts: 20,295	Chris Rock He's gotta be one of the best comedians out there today. I think he's pretty much assured himself a spot in the stand up comedy history books Every time Bigger & Blacker is on I gotta watch it. Now give me my big piece of chicken. __________________ For rent - ICQ 127-027-910 Click here for more details

12-16-2003, 05:53 AM	#2
stocktrader23 Let's do some business. Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: The dirty south. Posts: 18,781	Haha, yep. Get the boy a stripper! __________________ Hands Free Adult - Join Once, Earn For Life "I try to make a habit of bouncing my eyes up to the face of a beautiful woman, and often repeat “not mine” in my head or even verbally. She’s not mine. God has her set aside. She’s not mine. She’s His little girl, and she needs me to fight for her by keeping my eyes where they should be."

12-16-2003, 05:59 AM	#5
stocktrader23 Let's do some business. Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: The dirty south. Posts: 18,781	I actually posted first that I like his old shit too. But I'm only 99% sure it was him that said it. He said his momma used to give him food stamps and just tell him it was money. She even gave him food stamps when he went on a field trip. So all the little kids were bragging "I got 5 dollars", "So I got 10 dollars" so he jumped up and said "so what, I got books and books of money" __________________ Hands Free Adult - Join Once, Earn For Life "I try to make a habit of bouncing my eyes up to the face of a beautiful woman, and often repeat “not mine” in my head or even verbally. She’s not mine. God has her set aside. She’s not mine. She’s His little girl, and she needs me to fight for her by keeping my eyes where they should be."

12-16-2003, 06:13 AM	#7
eroswebmaster March 1st, 2003 Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Seat 4 @ Venetian Poker Room Posts: 20,295	LOL books and books of money...that's some funny shit. __________________ For rent - ICQ 127-027-910 Click here for more details

12-16-2003, 10:07 AM	#10
Mikey_219Inc Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: i dont even know ... Posts: 1,876	I like when he talks about no money in the cure (for aids) ... true shit ... get your money on the come-back! Funny and smart motherfucker... I can listen to him and george carlin all day long __________________ Let him who hath understanding reckon the WISDOM of the TOOF!

12-16-2003, 06:19 AM	#8
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12-16-2003, 06:26 AM	#9
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