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Chris Rock
He's gotta be one of the best comedians out there today.
I think he's pretty much assured himself a spot in the stand up comedy history books :) Every time Bigger & Blacker is on I gotta watch it. Now give me my big piece of chicken. |
Haha, yep.
Get the boy a stripper! |
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he and Dave Chapelle crack me up. Chapelle is just crazy funny, but Chris Rock is just dead on IMO about observational humor. That whole thing about fat black chicks being the only people in the world who don't have some kind of fucked up sense of self is so true..."yeah this is a gut, but there's some damn good pussy under this gut." |
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I actually posted first that I like his old shit too. But I'm only 99% sure it was him that said it.
He said his momma used to give him food stamps and just tell him it was money. She even gave him food stamps when he went on a field trip. So all the little kids were bragging "I got 5 dollars", "So I got 10 dollars" so he jumped up and said "so what, I got books and books of money" :1orglaugh |
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LOL books and books of money...that's some funny shit.
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There is no sex in the champagne room :1orglaugh
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Hey guys I just found another good one it is named bad phone sex on kazaa
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I like when he talks about no money in the cure (for aids) ... true shit ... get your money on the come-back! Funny and smart motherfucker... I can listen to him and george carlin all day long
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