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Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed. |
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Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Less camgirl than porn chickie...conveniently located in Porn Central.
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![]() We should all start maufacturing sex toys...they cost a lot, they die fast and you cannot return them! I just killed ANOTHER one last night! There went another $100!
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: In the walls of your house.
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Have you considered buying industrial grade gasoline powered toys? I've heard they last longer.
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Go Fist Yourself!
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Beer Money Baron
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The Portland Mafia has that market cornered.
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: toronto
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i'll be your sex toy, i'm cheaper and don't break
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Mass Ass
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did u watch scrubs the other night?
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic.
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Good idea... I've actually constructed many vibrating contraptions -- in college I was notorious for it... if I make something I hope you will show me pictures of you using it...
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Now with more Jayne
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well as my boss is called 'sextoyking' I would just say that some of us aren't in the wrong business ;)
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Location: USA
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Florida
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Maybe you should try the real live flesh variety. When they stop working you can replace them for free. Well, actually they pay you. Movies, dinners, clothes, jewelry....
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When it rains, it pours
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hi
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hmm
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Given the mark-up on those things (they usually sell for well over $100 each), I've been thinking of approaching some glass artists to make them for me. A glass toy has some major advantages: nice and smooth, easy to keep clean and sanitary, and of course as you can see, they look fantastic.
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it would totally suck if THAT broke during play... shit.
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Stop your girlfriends now! Vibrators are addictive to women! Vibrators are better than any guy so girls say under their breath
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#22 |
So Fucking Banned
Join Date: May 2002
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anyone wanna buy some coke?
i can do it for you CHEAP |
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So Fucking Banned
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Switch to Harley-Davidson - best vibrator on the market, and pretty tough to break
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