We are in the WRONG business!
 

We should all start maufacturing sex toys...they cost a lot, they die fast and you cannot return them! I just killed ANOTHER one last night! There went another $100!

*grumble grumble*

Have you considered buying industrial grade gasoline powered toys? I've heard they last longer.

Go Fist Yourself!

The Portland Mafia has that market cornered.

i'll be your sex toy, i'm cheaper and don't break

asslicker :BangBang:

did u watch scrubs the other night?
the guy broke his penis :1orglaugh

Good idea... I've actually constructed many vibrating contraptions -- in college I was notorious for it... if I make something I hope you will show me pictures of you using it...

sorry i don't lick asses

well as my boss is called 'sextoyking' I would just say that some of us aren't in the wrong business ;)

http://www.AdultVideoShoppingMall.com

Check out the glassware gadgets in the sex toys section.

http://www.mallcom.com/store/bk/PHALLIX4_B.jpg

http://www.mallcom.com/store/fr/PHALLIX9.jpg

YOU are in the wrong biz :Graucho

Maybe you should try the real live flesh variety. When they stop working you can replace them for free. Well, actually they pay you. Movies, dinners, clothes, jewelry....

looks like a work of an artists.. lo

good conversation piece

Kayla I agree with you! I have the same problem. I would use my hand or fingers but guys like to see you use the big, pretty, expensive toys.
I'm all about the vibrators too (that something my hand just can't imitate - lol).

~Kisses, Allie :)

hmm

Given the mark-up on those things (they usually sell for well over $100 each), I've been thinking of approaching some glass artists to make them for me. A glass toy has some major advantages: nice and smooth, easy to keep clean and sanitary, and of course as you can see, they look fantastic.

it would totally suck if THAT broke during play... shit.

Stop your girlfriends now! Vibrators are addictive to women! Vibrators are better than any guy so girls say under their breath:thumbsup

anyone wanna buy some coke?

i can do it for you CHEAP

Switch to Harley-Davidson - best vibrator on the market, and pretty tough to break