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Old 12-06-2013, 10:03 PM   #1
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:stop Would you eat it???

Disgusting Christmas ?Tinner? offers a time-saving alternative for gamers



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For gamers who want to enjoy all the traditional components of a Christmas dinner and don't mind doing so in the most disgusting, least appetizing way possible, we present...Christmas Tinner, the Christmas dinner in a can.

Those with sensitive tummies should stop reading now, because this one will haunt your nightmares. There's just no other way to describe a tin can that comes with nine layers of food, one on top of the other.

Pop open the can, and you're greeted with a top layer of scrambled eggs and bacon. But wait, there's more! Below that resides some fruity mincemeat.

Still with us? Good, because it's time for the main course: turkey and potatoes, plus carrots and other side dishes, including gravy, cranberry sauce, and Brussels sprouts or broccoli, depending on your preference. (Apparently, some people who eat Christmas Tinners will draw the line at Brussels sprouts.) At the bottom of the can is your dessert/reward/finish line ? Christmas pudding.

What cruel fiend could possibly come up with such a diabolical concept? British video game retailer GAME is selling the cans to its customers after research suggested that nearly 50 percent of UK gamers intend to spend the majority of the holidays playing video games, according to Nintendo Life.

The Daily Mail reports that the Christmas Tinner is undergoing a trial period at the GAME store in Basingstoke, England. If the demand is high enough (?!?), other stores may stock the meal as well.

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Old 12-06-2013, 10:06 PM   #2
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Old 12-06-2013, 10:08 PM   #3
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I now know what I'm getting all the in-laws for xmas. Thanks for this!
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Old 12-06-2013, 10:15 PM   #4
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Old 12-06-2013, 10:18 PM   #5
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Old 12-06-2013, 10:21 PM   #6
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Old 12-06-2013, 11:16 PM   #7
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Old 12-07-2013, 05:24 AM   #8
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I hate turkey (only my cat can it that shitty-tasting "meat"), but everything else looks very good however. I'll take one
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Old 12-07-2013, 05:26 AM   #9
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Old 12-07-2013, 06:59 AM   #10
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Old 12-07-2013, 08:57 AM   #11
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Old 12-07-2013, 09:12 AM   #12
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Great Product

Only thing, they forgot that great American dessert, the fruitcake.
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Old 12-07-2013, 09:14 AM   #13
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meat from turkey,duck and goose is disgusting
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Old 12-07-2013, 09:21 AM   #14
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Only thing, they forgot that great American dessert, the fruitcake.
Its a British thing - The Christmas Pudding at the bottom is similar, but you have to have it with custard - No custard, I would send it back...

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Old 12-07-2013, 09:26 AM   #15
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pathetic they can't turn the game off for 30 minutes to eat, seen some show where a gamer wore a diaper cause he didn't wanna leave the game to go to the bathroom
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Old 12-07-2013, 09:33 AM   #16
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Old 12-07-2013, 12:45 PM   #17
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Old trick used in casinos and bingo halls.
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Old 12-07-2013, 12:52 PM   #18
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Attempt at publicity or other kind of joke? If that was for real why not offer something eatable for your customers instead of making fun of them.
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Old 12-07-2013, 12:55 PM   #19
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Could see if you were about to make major $$$$$$, but pissing yourself instead of pausing some role playing game for 2 minutes is insane.
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pathetic they can't turn the game off for 30 minutes to eat, seen some show where a gamer wore a diaper cause he didn't wanna leave the game to go to the bathroom
That was me - Sorry - But I didn't actually bother with the diaper
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Old 12-07-2013, 03:10 PM   #21
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Delicious thread, i have to admit....
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Old 12-07-2013, 03:58 PM   #23
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No, I don't think I could eat it. Not a fan of canned food either.
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Old 12-09-2013, 04:40 AM   #24
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that is a disgusting meal, yet there are always people to eat that.
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I didn't think gamers like eating canned food, takes too long to open and prepare..
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Old 12-10-2013, 07:28 AM   #27
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well, just a nice 9 in 1 meal......don't give a fuck how it taste.....is just lets say a "zipped" meal:1orgl augh
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