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  • brassmonkey
    Pay It Forward
    • Sep 2005
    • 77385

    #1

    Would you eat it???

    Disgusting Christmas ?Tinner? offers a time-saving alternative for gamers



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    For gamers who want to enjoy all the traditional components of a Christmas dinner and don't mind doing so in the most disgusting, least appetizing way possible, we present...Christmas Tinner, the Christmas dinner in a can.

    Those with sensitive tummies should stop reading now, because this one will haunt your nightmares. There's just no other way to describe a tin can that comes with nine layers of food, one on top of the other.

    Pop open the can, and you're greeted with a top layer of scrambled eggs and bacon. But wait, there's more! Below that resides some fruity mincemeat.

    Still with us? Good, because it's time for the main course: turkey and potatoes, plus carrots and other side dishes, including gravy, cranberry sauce, and Brussels sprouts or broccoli, depending on your preference. (Apparently, some people who eat Christmas Tinners will draw the line at Brussels sprouts.) At the bottom of the can is your dessert/reward/finish line ? Christmas pudding.

    What cruel fiend could possibly come up with such a diabolical concept? British video game retailer GAME is selling the cans to its customers after research suggested that nearly 50 percent of UK gamers intend to spend the majority of the holidays playing video games, according to Nintendo Life.

    The Daily Mail reports that the Christmas Tinner is undergoing a trial period at the GAME store in Basingstoke, England. If the demand is high enough (?!?), other stores may stock the meal as well.

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  • Seth Manson
    Please dont fuck animals
    • Jul 2010
    • 3988

    #2

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    • X_X_ROB_X_X
      ( ◣_◢ )
      • Jun 2007
      • 509

      #3
      I now know what I'm getting all the in-laws for xmas. Thanks for this!
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      • Spunky
        I need a beer
        • Jun 2002
        • 133978

        #4
        It all goes down the same way

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        • Angelo22
          Writer
          • Feb 2007
          • 3123

          #5
          Originally posted by X_X_ROB_X_X
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          • SBJ
            So Fucking Fabulous
            • Apr 2003
            • 11377

            #6
            hell to the NO!!

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            • adultchatpay
              Let's Make Money
              • Dec 2008
              • 8775

              #7
              That's fine

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              • just a punk
                So fuckin' bored
                • Jun 2003
                • 32385

                #8
                I hate turkey (only my cat can it that shitty-tasting "meat"), but everything else looks very good however. I'll take one
                Last edited by just a punk; 12-07-2013, 03:25 AM.
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                • seeandsee
                  Check SIG!
                  • Mar 2006
                  • 50945

                  #9
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                  • SilentKnight
                    Megan Fox's fluffer
                    • Oct 2005
                    • 24812

                    #10
                    Has a decay life of 30,000 years in a landfill.

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                    • Markul
                      Likes Pie
                      • Dec 2007
                      • 12403

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Seth Manson
                      woa
                      But.... I pulled out...

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                      • Sunny Day
                        Confirmed User
                        • Dec 2010
                        • 1406

                        #12
                        Great Product

                        Only thing, they forgot that great American dessert, the fruitcake.

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                        • mamaliga
                          la gente está muy loca
                          • Mar 2011
                          • 1323

                          #13
                          meat from turkey,duck and goose is disgusting

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                          • EddyTheDog
                            Just Doing My Own Thing
                            • Jan 2011
                            • 25433

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Sunny Day
                            Only thing, they forgot that great American dessert, the fruitcake.
                            Its a British thing - The Christmas Pudding at the bottom is similar, but you have to have it with custard - No custard, I would send it back...
                            Last edited by EddyTheDog; 12-07-2013, 07:23 AM.

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                            • ErectMedia
                              Confirmed Chicago Pimp
                              • Aug 2004
                              • 7100

                              #15
                              pathetic they can't turn the game off for 30 minutes to eat, seen some show where a gamer wore a diaper cause he didn't wanna leave the game to go to the bathroom

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                              • yuu.design
                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                • Mar 2006
                                • 25308

                                #16
                                mmm, nup :S
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                                • SilentKnight
                                  Megan Fox's fluffer
                                  • Oct 2005
                                  • 24812

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by ErectMedia
                                  seen some show where a gamer wore a diaper cause he didn't wanna leave the game to go to the bathroom
                                  Old trick used in casinos and bingo halls.

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                                  • mineistaken
                                    See signature :)
                                    • Apr 2007
                                    • 29656

                                    #18
                                    Attempt at publicity or other kind of joke? If that was for real why not offer something eatable for your customers instead of making fun of them.

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                                    • ErectMedia
                                      Confirmed Chicago Pimp
                                      • Aug 2004
                                      • 7100

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by SilentKnight
                                      Old trick used in casinos and bingo halls.
                                      Could see if you were about to make major $$$$$$, but pissing yourself instead of pausing some role playing game for 2 minutes is insane.

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                                      • CurrentlySober
                                        Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                        • Aug 2002
                                        • 38944

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Seth Manson
                                        I'd lick that up

                                        Originally posted by Spunky
                                        It all goes down the same way
                                        & out the same way too...

                                        Originally posted by ErectMedia
                                        pathetic they can't turn the game off for 30 minutes to eat, seen some show where a gamer wore a diaper cause he didn't wanna leave the game to go to the bathroom
                                        That was me - Sorry - But I didn't actually bother with the diaper


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                                        • pornomatxxx
                                          Registered User
                                          • Jul 2013
                                          • 38

                                          #21
                                          Delicious thread, i have to admit....

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                                          • sicone
                                            Retired
                                            • Jan 2004
                                            • 18453

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by X_X_ROB_X_X
                                            I now know what I'm getting all the in-laws for xmas. Thanks for this!

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                                            • Web XXX Bear
                                              Registered User
                                              • Feb 2013
                                              • 43

                                              #23
                                              No, I don't think I could eat it. Not a fan of canned food either.

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                                              • John-ACWM
                                                Work Work Work
                                                • Nov 2008
                                                • 20060

                                                #24
                                                that is a disgusting meal, yet there are always people to eat that.

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                                                • michael.kickass
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Mar 2009
                                                  • 11039

                                                  #25
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                                                  • Colmike9
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                                                    • Dec 2011
                                                    • 7217

                                                    #26
                                                    I didn't think gamers like eating canned food, takes too long to open and prepare..
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                                                    • Rancho
                                                      Registered User
                                                      • Dec 2013
                                                      • 29

                                                      #27
                                                      well, just a nice 9 in 1 meal......don't give a fuck how it taste.....is just lets say a "zipped" meal
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