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Old 06-11-2013, 07:36 AM   #1
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About Zombio and all your retarded fucking threads

Look you fucking morons..... their initial introduction, skinning the board etc was all one of the biggest disasters in terms of a product launch ever seen on this board EVER. They were being asked questions about processing that they couldn't answer or were wrong about, they were being evasive, they were rude and dickish and it all degraded into them being assholes and horribly unprofessional etc etc etc. In fact, they fucked it up so bad, they had to go away, come back and try a second time.

Stop with all the fucking threads about them not paying or being late. Thats on you. You are the fucking moron that had to go in the exact wrong direction, ignore all the facts and make the shittiest decision possible and choose to trust your money to a bunch of fucking PROVEN clowns.

Instead of asking "why are they like this?"

You should be asking "why am i like this?"



This industry, apart from street level meth and pot dealers, has to have more idiots than any other. I can't imagine any other industry this rife full of self destructive jack offs that can't stop themselves from making horrible decisions and then bitching non stop about the consequences.
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Old 06-11-2013, 07:49 AM   #2
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I can't imagine any other industry this rife full of self destructive jack offs that can't stop themselves from making horrible decisions and then bitching non stop about the consequences.
sure there is: politics and religion
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Look you fucking morons..... their initial introduction, skinning the board etc was all one of the biggest disasters in terms of a product launch ever seen on this board EVER. They were being asked questions about processing that they couldn't answer or were wrong about, they were being evasive, they were rude and dickish and it all degraded into them being assholes and horribly unprofessional etc etc etc. In fact, they fucked it up so bad, they had to go away, come back and try a second time.

Stop with all the fucking threads about them not paying or being late. Thats on you. You are the fucking moron that had to go in the exact wrong direction, ignore all the facts and make the shittiest decision possible and choose to trust your money to a bunch of fucking PROVEN clowns.

Instead of asking "why are they like this?"

You should be asking "why am i like this?"



This industry, apart from street level meth and pot dealers, has to have more idiots than any other. I can't imagine any other industry this rife full of self destructive jack offs that can't stop themselves from making horrible decisions and then bitching non stop about the consequences.
Sign of the times when the peasants speak up in defense of the cheesy rats...

How does his thread about late paying middle men affect you so personally

dumb fuck

If he wants to make a thread every week about late middle men so be it

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Old 06-11-2013, 07:57 AM   #4
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Sign of the times when the peasants speak up in defense of the cheesy rats...

How does his thread about late paying middle men affect you so personally

dumb fuck

If he wants to make a thread every week about late middle men so be it

Shut up you retarded bi-polar cock socket. No one here apart from those who are failing like you and those who need something or someone to blame apart from themselves - like you, wants to hear anything you have to say.
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Old 06-11-2013, 07:59 AM   #5
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sure there is: politics and religion
I dont have a problem with religion really. But in terms of politics, i do believe that the guy who wants the job is usually the worst person for the job.
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I dont have a problem with religion really. But in terms of politics, i do believe that the guy who wants the job is usually the worst person for the job.
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Old 06-11-2013, 08:12 AM   #9
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Some of the best books ever written as far as humor is concerned. That guy had a sharp wit like no one else in history.
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Old 06-11-2013, 10:48 AM   #10
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I dont have a problem with religion really. But in terms of politics, i do believe that the guy who wants the job is usually the worst person for the job.
religion is really just more politics, holding your dick hostage
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Look you fucking morons..... their initial introduction, skinning the board etc was all one of the biggest disasters in terms of a product launch ever seen on this board EVER. They were being asked questions about processing that they couldn't answer or were wrong about, they were being evasive, they were rude and dickish and it all degraded into them being assholes and horribly unprofessional etc etc etc. In fact, they fucked it up so bad, they had to go away, come back and try a second time.

Stop with all the fucking threads about them not paying or being late. Thats on you. You are the fucking moron that had to go in the exact wrong direction, ignore all the facts and make the shittiest decision possible and choose to trust your money to a bunch of fucking PROVEN clowns.

Instead of asking "why are they like this?"

You should be asking "why am i like this?"



This industry, apart from street level meth and pot dealers, has to have more idiots than any other. I can't imagine any other industry this rife full of self destructive jack offs that can't stop themselves from making horrible decisions and then bitching non stop about the consequences.
If you don't like my thread, then don't fucking reading it, until then I will write a thread about any god damn thing I want to....
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What's bizarre is that the same part of the rant made me spit out my Coke all over my manitor. <-- Yes, I spelled that wrong on purpose
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If you don't like my thread, then don't fucking reading it, until then I will write a thread about any god damn thing I want to....
Keep posting your threads and tell the squealer to shove his idiot posts up his wifes dick
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Keep posting your threads and tell the squealer to shove his idiot posts up his wifes dick
No need now they closed our account today, supposed BRAM violations
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Old 06-11-2013, 01:45 PM   #15
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If you don't like my thread, then don't fucking reading it, until then I will write a thread about any god damn thing I want to....
I wasn't talking about you. I was referring to the endless stream of zombio threads and the constant surprise at late payments... as if it just happened for the first time.

That said, pull your fucking head out of your ass if you don't like it. It is VERY easy to get a merchant account and VERY easy to process for yourself. It's very easy to use Epoch or CCbill or other reliable options other than a 3rd world processor from a gangster state who's primary business is casinos. Don't be a fucking loser and stop the bitching, whining and complaining. Pussy.

And to SwirlsGirl..... you're problem is simple....

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make way, people.

theSquealer is coming through!

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hahahaha the funniest aspect of this thread is that the inflammatory post has galvanized the loons and failures, anti-social loners, into banding into a brotherhood of sorts supporting each other. almost brings a tear to the eye.
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hahahaha the funniest aspect of this thread is that the inflammatory post has galvanized the loons and failures, anti-social loners, into banding into a brotherhood of sorts supporting each other. almost brings a tear to the eye.
Once the Tard Signal is flashed in the night sky, they just can't stop themselves. Like moths to a flame.


But seriously, how dumb are people that we need weekly threads about late payments and excuses from Zombio? It's like creating a panic thread to announce water is wet.
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And the history repeats?

I guess in rather rather faster cycles in the adult industry realms
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Hey thesquealer could you go on a rampage about countless tube complaining threads now?
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Once the Tard Signal is flashed in the night sky, they just can't stop themselves. Like moths to a flame.


But seriously, how dumb are people that we need weekly threads about late payments and excuses from Zombio? It's like creating a panic thread to announce water is wet.
That would explain all of the drowning. You are the Oracle! Give us more of your wisdom, please!
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I don't know moron but it's not called Zombio.
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i am going to watch mac gyver right now, too much drama for me
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Hey thesquealer could you go on a rampage about countless tube complaining threads now?
I actually like those threads. There are two types of people in this industry... Those who make money from tubes and those who complain about tubes. The first, benefit greatly from the second.

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I actually like those threads. There are two types of people in this industry... Those who make money from tubes and those who complain about tubes. The first, benefit greatly from the second.

Squealer, ping me up on IM please. Wanna run something past you
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zombaio are freaking scammers, go to epoch man!
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