#MuslimRage - this is exactly what the world needs... - GoFuckYourself.com

MaDalton · 09-18-2012, 10:03 AM

Humor!

https://twitter.com/i/#!/search/?q=muslimrage&src=typd

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You lose your nephew at the airport but you can't yell his name because it's JIHAD. #muslimrage

MaDalton · 09-18-2012, 10:06 AM

The waiter didn't tell me the meat i was eating was pork; I was so angry I dropped my glass of wine. #MuslimRage

Triple-A · 09-18-2012, 11:54 AM

PMSL!

Roald · 09-18-2012, 11:56 AM

Too much pork in Angry Birds. #muslimrage

lmao

EDIT:
Cannot say hi to Jack inside a plane. #MuslimRage

LMAO!

nikki99 · 09-18-2012, 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Roald

Too much pork in Angry Birds. #muslimrage

lmao

Roald · 09-18-2012, 12:00 PM

Being born in the Chinese year of the pig. #muslimrage

Some are genius lmao

Rochard · 09-18-2012, 12:00 PM

My mother-in-law is Lebanese and looks it. They say the searches at the airports are random, yet she gets pulled out of line for a "random" search nearly every time.

Phoenix · 09-18-2012, 12:03 PM

haha some funny ones there

Phoenix · 09-18-2012, 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

My mother-in-law is Lebanese and looks it. They say the searches at the airports are random, yet she gets pulled out of line for a "random" search nearly every time.

me as well...and im as white looking as they come...complete with a northern hick accent

i am about 1 out of 3 trips or so...and i travel a lot

halfpint · 09-18-2012, 12:27 PM

Lost your kid Jihad at the airport. Can't yell for him.

Freaky_Akula · 09-18-2012, 12:39 PM

The 72 virgins turn out to be all males

lucas131 · 09-18-2012, 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Roald

Cannot say hi to Jack inside a plane. #MuslimRage

LMAO!

lol good one

MaDalton · 09-18-2012, 01:11 PM

Get angry when the self proclaimed MSN Messenger pops up. There can be no other Messenger! #MuslimRage

hillarious...

EriktheRabbit · 09-18-2012, 01:48 PM

Someone should start #JewishRage

Triple-A · 09-18-2012, 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by EriktheRabbit

Someone should start #JewishRage

fuck that, not half ass funny as #MuslimRage
they bring it on themselves

helterskelter808 · 09-18-2012, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Triple-A

fuck that, not half ass funny as #MuslimRage
they bring it on themselves

It's Muslims who are making the jokes, dipshit. Any other idiots missing the point of this?

MaDalton · 09-18-2012, 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by EriktheRabbit

Someone should start #JewishRage

i am sure there are many jews out there who have the same sense of humor and if the world would have just those 2 groups and not the radicals on both sides, this world could be a great place

MaDalton · 09-18-2012, 04:46 PM

another good one:

Ramadan in Iceland when days are 23 hours long. #muslimrage

EriktheRabbit · 09-18-2012, 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Triple-A

fuck that, not half ass funny as #MuslimRage
they bring it on themselves

Nobody move, I dropped a shekel.

EriktheRabbit · 09-18-2012, 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by helterskelter808

It's Muslims who are making the jokes, dipshit. Any other idiots missing the point of this?

I think he's it for now.

#JewishRage
Ok, who turned didn't pay the gas bill?

garce · 09-18-2012, 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

The waiter didn't tell me the meat i was eating was pork; I was so angry I dropped my glass of wine. #MuslimRage

Flashback! I used to a host a BBQ to raise a little money for cancer research at Foodland (when it existed) at McCowan and Kingston Rd in Scarborough.

My son - in his early teens - was my runner, my "gopher", and he took over cooking duties during the brief moments that I had to be away from the grill. Basically, his job was making sure that shit didn't catch on fire, and grab patties and buns out of the store when we were running out. He LOVED running the grill, though...

So! A Muslim family orders a half-dozen veggie burgers, drops about $100 into the jar (for like four or six veggie burgers - I forget exactly what they bought... but they were very generous), and they go into Foodland to grab a few items. They won't be in there long...

Meanwhile, I ask my son to watch the grill. I go to the CIBC a couple doors down to deposit the money into Foodland's fundraising account (I had to make a deposit for every $100 we earned. Its fucking SCARBOROUGH!) while the veggie burgers are cooking, and I leave my young son in charge of the grill. He loves it!

After depositing the money into Foodland's account, I return and take over the grill. My son proudly tells me that he served the family their burgers, but the veggie patties are still on the grill. He served them the beef/pork blend patties that were donated to us by Foodland.

I felt so, so bad. They don't even know that they're condemned.

Lace · 09-18-2012, 08:30 PM

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papill0n · 09-18-2012, 08:48 PM

still waiting for the humor simple simon

papill0n · 09-18-2012, 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

i am sure there are many jews out there who have the same sense of humor and if the world would have just those 2 groups and not the radicals on both sides, this world could be a great place

just like they dont want people on the planet who cant tolerate their religion

you dont want people on the planet because you cant tolerate theirs

you're a fucking radical yourself

see how that works you stupid fuck

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MaDalton I am Amazing Content! Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 39,828	Get angry when the self proclaimed MSN Messenger pops up. There can be no other Messenger! #MuslimRage hillarious... __________________ AmazingContent.com - providing only the best content and service since 2003 Monetize your content on Veegaz.com - one of Germanies largest VOD sites Got German traffic? We convert it into money for you! Skype: madalton02826 - Email: oltecconsult [at] gmail [dot] com

09-18-2012, 01:48 PM	#14
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09-18-2012, 04:46 PM	#18
MaDalton I am Amazing Content! Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 39,828	another good one: Ramadan in Iceland when days are 23 hours long. #muslimrage __________________ AmazingContent.com - providing only the best content and service since 2003 Monetize your content on Veegaz.com - one of Germanies largest VOD sites Got German traffic? We convert it into money for you! Skype: madalton02826 - Email: oltecconsult [at] gmail [dot] com

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papill0n Unregistered Abuser Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 15,547	still waiting for the humor simple simon