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Join Date: Oct 2002
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how big are you?
I am 7 inches and mighty proud of it.
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#2 |
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6 foot 2 inches
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You're pretty small... I'm like over 6"
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#5 |
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: Doesn't matter, I'm not buying you another pint!
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Big enough! Only complaint I ever get is "OH! That hurt!".
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#6 |
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Location: Australia
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im a little over 6 foot
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: USA
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Height > 5' 10"
My Little Guy > 6" in Biz > ![]()
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#8 |
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it's kinda hard to measure my cock with your mom's mouth on it all the time...
seriously, it's 10 inches.... ... from the ground. |
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Now with more Jayne
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i have a very small dick.
Unless you count the one under my bed. |
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LOL
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Webmaster
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i'm 6 foot
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Here's a pic of me on Halloween....
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from top 2 toe!
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Join Date: Nov 2002
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1.85 meters
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8" soft
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I'm Lenny2 Bitch
Join Date: Mar 2001
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6' 7"
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2"
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Hung like a hamster! haha A 200 pound hamster with a fucking bad attitude.
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#21 |
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6'6" 220 and wear size 13 shoes, my tool seems to be big enough
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Fuck Checks, CASH only!
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6'1"
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Now with more Jayne
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pinkysteph AT gmail DOT com I'm a native english speaker from Canada with a firm ass, excellent grammar and punctuation skills. If you're in need of text for your: blog, paysite galleries, DVD covers, image cropping, content purchasing, content insertion or anything else along these lines, please feel free to give me a shout. And I’m female to boot ![]() |
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#26 |
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You needle-dicked pansies will cower in fear when I whip my towering cyclops out. My penis consumes light and whole asteroids like they were nothing. One time I got an erection that caused a whole galaxy to be shattered by the sheer force. When I ejaculate it causes the gravitational constant of the universe to be altered because of the sudden increase in mass. At the end of time there will be nothing left in the universe but dark matter and my penis. My penis exists in four dimensions, expanding outward at light speed like time itself. My penis composes the universe and tickles Azathoth's omnipotent bunghole when the stars are right. Entropy is but a fart in the wind for my penis. My penis can break mathematics! It is able to transcend reality and destroy human thought with its sheer volume and mass. My penis has a penis, and that penis is still bigger than your penis.
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Ik ben een aap
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Its not the size that matters, its what you do with it that counts!
or.... its not the size of boat its the motion of the ocean ;) |
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big enuf to touch the ground.... that's good enuf for me
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I'm Lenny2 Bitch
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Reminds me of Drew Carey's 101 big dick jokes.
My dick is so big it only plays arenas. My dick is so big I'm already fucking a girl tomorrow. My dick is so big it has its own dick, and even my dick's dick is bigger than your dick. My dick is so big the city had to drill a tunnel in it so traffic could get through.
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Fucked if I know
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You are the kid who stared at the boys with the big cocks in the high school locker room, right? It's posts like this that tell me the most about the emotional and psychological development of the average GFY webmaster.
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#36 |
I'm Lenny2 Bitch
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That doesn't look like 7" to me Manny. LOL!
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looks like Ed Sullivan.
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I'm hung like a baby.... 18" long and weighing 6lbs, 11oz
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