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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Join Date: Dec 2005
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![]() ![]() I'll start it off.... Just like the original Grinch, my heart is also very very small. Once I eliminate the EPA you'll literally be able to feel the pollution in the air. You'll be able to reach out and grab it, just like this. As a big fat divisive douche bag, I've added less than this amount of civility to US politics. What can I say, I'm a greedy, cheating, self-serving, ass! If your dick were this small, you'd be an angry idiot too! See this? This represents the likelihood of me defeating Obama in 2012. |
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I am Amazing Content!
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"I've seen Mitt in the Sauna, his penis is that small"
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►SouthOfHeaven
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: PlanetEarth MyBoardRank: GerbilMaster My-Penis-Size: extralarge MyWeapon: Computer
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Confirmed User
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If you don't vote for me, I crush your head... just like this.
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Location: portland, OR
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"My second mistress had a clit this big. . . oddly it was twice the size of my cock."
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RIP Dodger. BEST.CAT.EVER
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I only let him stick the head in this far.
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Gingerific
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LOL... damn good responses here. Too hard to top!
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Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
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invisible nipples
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yep. |
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Porn Meister
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![]() "Our chances of beating Obama are this many."
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43-922-863 Shut up and play your guitar. ![]() |
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Obama's "jobs plan" (new taxes and paperwork) has created THIS many jobs.
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Porn Meister
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13 years of tax cuts for the rich has created less than this many jobs.
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43-922-863 Shut up and play your guitar. ![]() |
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Confirmed Asshole
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*chances of me staying faithful to my 3rd wife while defending The Sanctity of Marriage*
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It's 42
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If my brains were dynamite I could pop my eyeballs out this far ... ![]() |
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lol... nice pics
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