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Sarah_Jayne · 01-14-2011, 09:32 AM

No matter was wrong with me, my mother thought that saltine crackers and ginger ale was the the cure. Unless it was a physical injury and then we had to soak whatever body part was hurt is epsom salt.

What remedies did your mother pull out when illness struck?

CurrentlySober · 01-14-2011, 09:35 AM

She sucked my cock until I felt better

Sarah_Jayne · 01-14-2011, 09:36 AM

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She sucked my cock until I felt better

Now I understand why you used to drink.

CurrentlySober · 01-14-2011, 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash

Now I understand why you used to drink.

and like poo...

SmokeyTheBear · 01-14-2011, 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash

No matter was wrong with me, my mother thought that saltine crackers and ginger ale was the the cure.

umm thats the cure for s.a.r.s. isn't it ?

sp season 7 episode 7

dyna mo · 01-14-2011, 09:39 AM

vicks vapor rub.

CaptainHowdy · 01-14-2011, 09:41 AM

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She sucked my cock until I felt better

Stepmom maybe??

Vendzilla · 01-14-2011, 09:48 AM

Jack Daniels

Sarah_Jayne · 01-14-2011, 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

vicks vapor rub.

Yeah, that too. I have always been able to catch chest infections very easily and I am sure I smelt like that most of of my childhood.

Sarah_Jayne · 01-14-2011, 09:52 AM

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and like poo...

Is your mother German?

Yo Adrian · 01-14-2011, 09:54 AM

My mom left me home alone from morning til night when I had chicken pox, was about 10 or so I think. And get this... she couldn't pay the bills so I had no running water in the house.. toilet was backed up and I was dehydrated as hell when she finally got home from work. The next day was the same.

But I'm not bitter

96ukssob · 01-14-2011, 09:58 AM

she would beat it out of us

_Richard_ · 01-14-2011, 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash

No matter was wrong with me, my mother thought that saltine crackers and ginger ale was the the cure. Unless it was a physical injury and then we had to soak whatever body part was hurt is epsom salt.

What remedies did your mother pull out when illness struck?

ginger ale makes sense, saltine crackers.. something one could keep down?

HAPPYPEEKERS · 01-14-2011, 10:27 AM

a shot of whiskey

CPA37710T · 01-14-2011, 10:29 AM

lol some answers here are so funny

O MARINA · 01-14-2011, 10:32 AM

no chicken soup answers yet?

Sarah_Jayne · 01-14-2011, 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by _Richard_

ginger ale makes sense, saltine crackers.. something one could keep down?

Yeah, I guess the theory was that they are so bland you wouldn't throw them up. Jello was sometimes used as a half way point when I was really little. I think that was so that if I puked up it was in chunks because otherwise I made the Exorcist kid look amateur.

You can't get saltines in the UK (by that name at least..maybe I am missing them) or I would probably habit buy them whenever I am ill.

Tom_PM · 01-14-2011, 10:33 AM

Saltines were the food of choice if you were throwing up. Ginger ale for motion sickness (since it works), and chicken soup for everything. We also chewed bayer baby aspirin at the first sign of anything.
My grandmother would always have some "black salve" on hand for things like splinters, or deep infections. Whatever the hell it was, it would draw out anything to the surface of the skin. I know she made it herself, but no clue what was in it. One of my brothers once got a super long nasty thorn in his foot while we were visiting there. She put that salve on the area and by morning the thorn had come right out and he didnt even feel it.

ottopottomouse · 01-14-2011, 11:39 AM

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My mom left me home alone from morning til night when I had chicken pox, was about 10 or so I think. And get this... she couldn't pay the bills so I had no running water in the house.. toilet was backed up and I was dehydrated as hell when she finally got home from work. The next day was the same.

But I'm not bitter

When I had chicken pox I was sent to stay with my grandparents and ended up giving my granddad shingles

ottopottomouse · 01-14-2011, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash

You can't get saltines in the UK (by that name at least..maybe I am missing them) or I would probably habit buy them whenever I am ill.

Probably something like Ritz Crackers or Jacob's Tuc Crackers.

Agent 488 · 01-14-2011, 11:45 AM

a bottle of whiskey and some vitamin c.

Sarah_Jayne · 01-14-2011, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by ottopottomouse

Probably something like Ritz Crackers or Jacob's Tuc Crackers.

No, we have Ritz in the states. I think the nearest you will get here are cream crackers but they aren't exactly the same. Cream crackers are thicker and don't have the light salting.

Sid70 · 01-14-2011, 11:49 AM

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no chicken soup answers yet?

thats in Odessa only

+ honey milk shake

pornguy · 01-14-2011, 11:54 AM

Yep. the ginger ale and crackers for me as well and then if that did not work she took a nap and let me deal with it. or my dad if he had time.

BittieBucks Eric · 01-14-2011, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash

You can't get saltines in the UK (by that name at least..maybe I am missing them) or I would probably habit buy them whenever I am ill.

Whut? Of course you can get 'm in the UK :D
You can find 'm in pretty any grocery store.

BittieBucks Eric · 01-14-2011, 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by ottopottomouse

Probably something like Ritz Crackers or Jacob's Tuc Crackers.

Tuc = Tuc != saltine.

Elli · 01-14-2011, 02:25 PM

haha too funny. My mom was the same. flat ginger ale for rehydrating (no bubbles because they can aggravate a cough), crackers or buttered toast for eating, chicken soup for slurping. Vicks on the chest at night with a humidifier in my room full-tilt. I seemed to recover from everything fairly decently!

kane · 01-14-2011, 02:38 PM

My mom never had many odd remedies, but she did like the vick vapor rub if I had any kind of chest cold.

A friend of mine had a grandma who would give any sick child in the family an enema. She felt that flushing all of that crap (literally) out of your system would help. he said you never went to her house if you had even a hit of illness because you would end up with a hose in your ass.

_Richard_ · 01-14-2011, 02:40 PM

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Saltines were the food of choice if you were throwing up. Ginger ale for motion sickness (since it works), and chicken soup for everything. We also chewed bayer baby aspirin at the first sign of anything.
My grandmother would always have some "black salve" on hand for things like splinters, or deep infections. Whatever the hell it was, it would draw out anything to the surface of the skin. I know she made it herself, but no clue what was in it. One of my brothers once got a super long nasty thorn in his foot while we were visiting there. She put that salve on the area and by morning the thorn had come right out and he didnt even feel it.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=wg-52mHIjhs

bayer stuff

Elli · 01-14-2011, 02:46 PM

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https://youtube.com/watch?v=wg-52mHIjhs

bayer stuff

Woah.

2intense · 01-14-2011, 02:49 PM

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She sucked my cock until I felt better

_Richard_ · 01-14-2011, 02:59 PM

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Woah.

i'd stay away from nestle too, stopped looking after that

Sarah_Jayne · 01-14-2011, 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by BittieBucks Eric

Whut? Of course you can get 'm in the UK :D
You can find 'm in pretty any grocery store.

I have looked for years and never seen them by that name. Suggest a brand?

Sarah_Jayne · 01-14-2011, 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by BittieBucks Eric

Tuc = Tuc != saltine.

Really? Guess what I am buying tomorrow to see if it is true. I always assumes Tuc was more like Ritz.

dan@noof · 01-14-2011, 03:13 PM

Yeah, ginger ale and crackers here too... soft-boiled eggs too, for some reason. The Vick's came out with chest colds. Ugh.

Still can't drink ginger ale to this day.

candyflip · 01-14-2011, 06:02 PM

Honey and lemon.

I just put one of my kids down for the night and she asked for it, while faking a cough.

15 minutes later, she's fast asleep.

u-Bob · 01-14-2011, 06:09 PM

she used to call the doctor... ..

BittieBucks Eric · 01-14-2011, 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash

Really? Guess what I am buying tomorrow to see if it is true. I always assumes Tuc was more like Ritz.

!= means "not"

Tuc is not a saltine

Tucs are very nice thought. Especially the cheese ones.

TaylorVixen · 01-14-2011, 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

vicks vapor rub.

Oh yes, Vapor Rub worked for anything.. =)

BittieBucks Eric · 01-14-2011, 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash

I have looked for years and never seen them by that name. Suggest a brand?

Should be near all the other crackers (context!).

I just did a search for you and found these locations in London:

http://local.trueknowledge.com/salti...nited_kingdom/

Also, brandname: Doriano from Tesco.
There should also be a a few Costco's in London. They should have saltines as well

TheSenator · 01-14-2011, 06:21 PM

no sympathy...it breeds weakness

If I can move my toes and fingers then I could walk it off.

The only time I couldn't "walk it off" is when I had internal bleeding. That is when my mom took me took the hospital because she knew shit was serious.

You can still function and do physical activity if you have a fever, headache, stomach ache...it is just all in your head.

GatorB · 01-14-2011, 06:32 PM

She kept sticking a thermometer in my ass.

BittieBucks Eric · 01-14-2011, 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by TheSenator

no sympathy...it breeds weakness

If I can move my toes and fingers then I could walk it off.

The only time I couldn't "walk it off" is when I had internal bleeding. That is when my mom took me took the hospital because she knew shit was serious.

You can still function and do physical activity if you have a fever, headache, stomach ache...it is just all in your head.

I'll argue that you have never experienced a really bad fever then. No way in hell you'll do anything but lie in bed being delirious.

TheSenator · 01-14-2011, 06:52 PM

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I'll argue that you have never experienced a really bad fever then. No way in hell you'll do anything but lie in bed being delirious.

No offense but you just may be weak. Your perceived pain may seem real but ask a professional football player or any athlete if a fever ever get him/her in bed.

Chosen · 01-15-2011, 01:02 AM

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she would beat it out of us

Chosen · 01-15-2011, 01:04 AM

As for me, I grow up with my grandma most of the time, and I don't remember I've had any illness anyway...

docputer · 01-15-2011, 02:02 AM

Mom was a big believer in Vicks vaporub. Chicken soup was a staple too. That and she would make some kind of veggie soup, and strain it to where it was mostly broth. 7up instead of ginger ale,

Sarah_Jayne · 01-15-2011, 05:46 AM

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Originally Posted by BittieBucks Eric

!= means "not"

Tuc is not a saltine

Tucs are very nice thought. Especially the cheese ones.

duh....sorry, I should have known that.

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Elli Reach for those stars! Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 17,991	haha too funny. My mom was the same. flat ginger ale for rehydrating (no bubbles because they can aggravate a cough), crackers or buttered toast for eating, chicken soup for slurping. Vicks on the chest at night with a humidifier in my room full-tilt. I seemed to recover from everything fairly decently! __________________ email: [email protected]

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