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fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 10:27 AM

Kenny: they HAVE to!

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 10:28 AM

Kenny: Plus, the benefits are great, you know? If I get shot on the job, I'm like... *MMM*... rich!

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 10:29 AM

Kenny: Speaking of which, how'd I do?

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 10:30 AM

Kenny: Yeah, you know, the whole, "SHUT THE FUCK UP" thing...

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 10:30 AM

Kenny: [pumping his fist] NICE!

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 10:31 AM

Kenny: Your mom just died!

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 10:32 AM

Titembay: Peace out, playa!

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 10:32 AM

Sam: It's not that we're bad pet owners or anything, it's just, you know, we've had so many of them over the years. Besides, a lot of these are fish.

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 10:33 AM

Andrew Largeman: What is Tickle?

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 10:34 AM

Sam: Tickle is my favorite thing in the whole world. It's all that's left of Nanny, my blanket.

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 10:34 AM

Andrew Largeman: Tickle is all that remains. Was there a hurricane or something?

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 10:35 AM

Sam: Shut up!

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 10:35 AM

Sam: We're not gonna make out or anything, okay?

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 10:36 AM

Kelly: Well, we just ate all this fucking 'X', so what the hell else are we supposed to do?

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 10:37 AM

Sam: I have three Dobermans, and if I didn't kick them in the balls on a regular basis, I'd never get anything done.

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 10:38 AM

Andrew Largeman: Can you imagine being the guy whose job it is to argue for the right to build a mall on top of a geological phenomenon?

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 10:39 AM

Andrew Largeman: They sent me away to boarding school. "Sent me away" makes it sound like they sent me to an asylum. There were no straps involved.

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 10:40 AM

Kenny: I know, I know, man... but it was time for me to grow up, you know? Plus, I wasn't making shit at that fish market. No one knew who I was, I couldn't get laid. Yeah, it's a much better situation for me now.

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 10:40 AM

Mark: Hey, if you ever need a Kato, you know where to find me.

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 10:41 AM

Andrew Largeman: You know, this necklace makes me think of this totally random memory of my mother. I was a little kid, and I was crying for whatever reason. And she was cradling me, rocking me back and forth, and I can just remember the silver balls rolling around. And there was snot dripping all over my face. She offered me her sleeve and told me to blow my nose. I can can remember, even as a little kid, thinking to myself, "This is love... this is love."

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 10:42 AM

Gideon Largeman: Saying goodbye is important. I'm glad you could fit it in.

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 10:43 AM

Andrew Largeman: So what do we do? What do we do?

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 10:43 AM

Andrew Largeman: Let's just talk about good stuff.

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 10:44 AM

Sam: Good stuff?

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 10:45 AM

Sam: I got a little buzz. I got that.

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 10:45 AM

[laughs]

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 10:46 AM

Andrew Largeman: I got a little buzz going

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 10:47 AM

Andrew Largeman: and I like you.

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 10:48 AM

[Sam, embarassed, giggles]

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 10:48 AM

Andrew Largeman: So there's that. I guess I have that.

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 10:49 AM

Sam: I can tap dance. You wanna see me tapdance?

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 10:49 AM

Andrew Largeman: I would love to see you tap dance.

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 10:50 AM

Dr. Cohen: Of course you're okay. You're alive.

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 10:51 AM

Sam: He's defending me. He's my knight in shining armor.

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 10:51 AM

Andrew Largeman: Don't mention knights around Mark, it's a sore subject.

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 10:52 AM

Mark: I'm going to kill that motherfucker.

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 10:52 AM

Andrew Largeman: Pun intended?

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 10:53 AM

Mark: I'm okay with being unimpressive. I sleep better.

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 10:54 AM

Sam: I haven't even lied in like, the past two days.

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 10:55 AM

Sam: No.

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 10:55 AM

Andrew Largeman: Hey Albert? Good luck exploring the infinite abyss.

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 10:56 AM

Albert: Thanks. Hey, you too.

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 10:56 AM

Andrew Largeman: You remember that idea I had about working stuff out on my own and then finding you once I figured stuff out?

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 10:57 AM

Sam: The ellipsis?

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 10:57 AM

Andrew Largeman: Yes, the ellipsis. It's dumb. It's dumb. It's an awful idea. I'm not gonna do it, okay? 'Cause like you said, this is it. This is life. And I'm in love with you, Samantha. I think that's the only thing I've ever been really sure of in my entire life.

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 10:58 AM

Sam: If you can't laugh at yourself, life is going to seem a whole lot longer than you'd like.

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 10:59 AM

Andrew Largeman: Fuck, this hurts so much.

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 11:00 AM

Sam: I know it hurts. But it's life, and it's real. And sometimes it fucking hurts, but it's life, and it's pretty much all we got.

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 11:00 AM

Diego: Who just saw some titties?

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 11:01 AM

[Mark, Largeman and Sam raise their hands tentatively]

01-02-2005, 10:27 AM	#42601
fr33s3x Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,064	Kenny: they HAVE to! __________________

01-02-2005, 10:28 AM	#42602
fr33s3x Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,064	Kenny: Plus, the benefits are great, you know? If I get shot on the job, I'm like... MMM... rich! __________________

01-02-2005, 10:29 AM	#42603
fr33s3x Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,064	Kenny: Speaking of which, how'd I do? __________________

01-02-2005, 10:30 AM	#42604
fr33s3x Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,064	Kenny: Yeah, you know, the whole, "SHUT THE FUCK UP" thing... __________________

01-02-2005, 10:30 AM	#42605
fr33s3x Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,064	Kenny: [pumping his fist] NICE! __________________

01-02-2005, 10:31 AM	#42606
fr33s3x Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,064	Kenny: Your mom just died! __________________

01-02-2005, 10:32 AM	#42607
fr33s3x Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,064	Titembay: Peace out, playa! __________________

01-02-2005, 10:32 AM	#42608
fr33s3x Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,064	Sam: It's not that we're bad pet owners or anything, it's just, you know, we've had so many of them over the years. Besides, a lot of these are fish. __________________

01-02-2005, 10:33 AM	#42609
fr33s3x Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,064	Andrew Largeman: What is Tickle? __________________

01-02-2005, 10:34 AM	#42610
fr33s3x Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,064	Sam: Tickle is my favorite thing in the whole world. It's all that's left of Nanny, my blanket. __________________

01-02-2005, 10:34 AM	#42611
fr33s3x Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,064	Andrew Largeman: Tickle is all that remains. Was there a hurricane or something? __________________

01-02-2005, 10:35 AM	#42612
fr33s3x Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,064	Sam: Shut up! __________________

01-02-2005, 10:35 AM	#42613
fr33s3x Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,064	Sam: We're not gonna make out or anything, okay? __________________

01-02-2005, 10:36 AM	#42614
fr33s3x Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,064	Kelly: Well, we just ate all this fucking 'X', so what the hell else are we supposed to do? __________________

01-02-2005, 10:37 AM	#42615
fr33s3x Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,064	Sam: I have three Dobermans, and if I didn't kick them in the balls on a regular basis, I'd never get anything done. __________________

01-02-2005, 10:38 AM	#42616
fr33s3x Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,064	Andrew Largeman: Can you imagine being the guy whose job it is to argue for the right to build a mall on top of a geological phenomenon? __________________

01-02-2005, 10:39 AM	#42617
fr33s3x Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,064	Andrew Largeman: They sent me away to boarding school. "Sent me away" makes it sound like they sent me to an asylum. There were no straps involved. __________________

01-02-2005, 10:40 AM	#42618
fr33s3x Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,064	Kenny: I know, I know, man... but it was time for me to grow up, you know? Plus, I wasn't making shit at that fish market. No one knew who I was, I couldn't get laid. Yeah, it's a much better situation for me now. __________________

01-02-2005, 10:40 AM	#42619
fr33s3x Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,064	Mark: Hey, if you ever need a Kato, you know where to find me. __________________

01-02-2005, 10:41 AM	#42620
fr33s3x Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,064	Andrew Largeman: You know, this necklace makes me think of this totally random memory of my mother. I was a little kid, and I was crying for whatever reason. And she was cradling me, rocking me back and forth, and I can just remember the silver balls rolling around. And there was snot dripping all over my face. She offered me her sleeve and told me to blow my nose. I can can remember, even as a little kid, thinking to myself, "This is love... this is love." __________________

01-02-2005, 10:42 AM	#42621
fr33s3x Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,064	Gideon Largeman: Saying goodbye is important. I'm glad you could fit it in. __________________

01-02-2005, 10:43 AM	#42622
fr33s3x Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,064	Andrew Largeman: So what do we do? What do we do? __________________

01-02-2005, 10:43 AM	#42623
fr33s3x Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,064	Andrew Largeman: Let's just talk about good stuff. __________________

01-02-2005, 10:44 AM	#42624
fr33s3x Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,064	Sam: Good stuff? __________________

01-02-2005, 10:45 AM	#42625
fr33s3x Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,064	Sam: I got a little buzz. I got that. __________________

01-02-2005, 10:45 AM	#42626
fr33s3x Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,064	[laughs] __________________

01-02-2005, 10:46 AM	#42627
fr33s3x Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,064	Andrew Largeman: I got a little buzz going __________________

01-02-2005, 10:47 AM	#42628
fr33s3x Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,064	Andrew Largeman: and I like you. __________________

01-02-2005, 10:48 AM	#42629
fr33s3x Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,064	[Sam, embarassed, giggles] __________________

01-02-2005, 10:48 AM	#42630
fr33s3x Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,064	Andrew Largeman: So there's that. I guess I have that. __________________

01-02-2005, 10:49 AM	#42631
fr33s3x Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,064	Sam: I can tap dance. You wanna see me tapdance? __________________

01-02-2005, 10:49 AM	#42632
fr33s3x Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,064	Andrew Largeman: I would love to see you tap dance. __________________

01-02-2005, 10:50 AM	#42633
fr33s3x Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,064	Dr. Cohen: Of course you're okay. You're alive. __________________

01-02-2005, 10:51 AM	#42634
fr33s3x Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,064	Sam: He's defending me. He's my knight in shining armor. __________________

01-02-2005, 10:51 AM	#42635
fr33s3x Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,064	Andrew Largeman: Don't mention knights around Mark, it's a sore subject. __________________