Kenny: they HAVE to!
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Kenny: Plus, the benefits are great, you know? If I get shot on the job, I'm like... *MMM*... rich!Comment
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Kenny: Speaking of which, how'd I do?Comment
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Kenny: Yeah, you know, the whole, "SHUT THE FUCK UP" thing...Comment
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Kenny: [pumping his fist] NICE!Comment
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Kenny: Your mom just died!Comment
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Titembay: Peace out, playa!Comment
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Sam: It's not that we're bad pet owners or anything, it's just, you know, we've had so many of them over the years. Besides, a lot of these are fish.Comment
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Andrew Largeman: What is Tickle?Comment
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Sam: Tickle is my favorite thing in the whole world. It's all that's left of Nanny, my blanket.Comment
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Andrew Largeman: Tickle is all that remains. Was there a hurricane or something?Comment
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Sam: Shut up!Comment
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Sam: We're not gonna make out or anything, okay?Comment
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Kelly: Well, we just ate all this fucking 'X', so what the hell else are we supposed to do?Comment
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Sam: I have three Dobermans, and if I didn't kick them in the balls on a regular basis, I'd never get anything done.Comment
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Andrew Largeman: Can you imagine being the guy whose job it is to argue for the right to build a mall on top of a geological phenomenon?Comment
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Andrew Largeman: They sent me away to boarding school. "Sent me away" makes it sound like they sent me to an asylum. There were no straps involved.Comment
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Kenny: I know, I know, man... but it was time for me to grow up, you know? Plus, I wasn't making shit at that fish market. No one knew who I was, I couldn't get laid. Yeah, it's a much better situation for me now.Comment
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Mark: Hey, if you ever need a Kato, you know where to find me.Comment
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Andrew Largeman: You know, this necklace makes me think of this totally random memory of my mother. I was a little kid, and I was crying for whatever reason. And she was cradling me, rocking me back and forth, and I can just remember the silver balls rolling around. And there was snot dripping all over my face. She offered me her sleeve and told me to blow my nose. I can can remember, even as a little kid, thinking to myself, "This is love... this is love."Comment
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Gideon Largeman: Saying goodbye is important. I'm glad you could fit it in.Comment
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Andrew Largeman: So what do we do? What do we do?Comment
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Andrew Largeman: Let's just talk about good stuff.Comment
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Sam: Good stuff?Comment
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Sam: I got a little buzz. I got that.Comment
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[laughs]Comment
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Andrew Largeman: I got a little buzz goingComment
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Andrew Largeman: and I like you.Comment
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[Sam, embarassed, giggles]Comment
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Andrew Largeman: So there's that. I guess I have that.Comment
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Sam: I can tap dance. You wanna see me tapdance?Comment
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Andrew Largeman: I would love to see you tap dance.Comment
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Dr. Cohen: Of course you're okay. You're alive.Comment
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Sam: He's defending me. He's my knight in shining armor.Comment
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Andrew Largeman: Don't mention knights around Mark, it's a sore subject.Comment
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Mark: I'm going to kill that motherfucker.Comment
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Andrew Largeman: Pun intended?Comment
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Mark: I'm okay with being unimpressive. I sleep better.Comment
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Sam: I haven't even lied in like, the past two days.Comment
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Sam: No.Comment
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Andrew Largeman: Hey Albert? Good luck exploring the infinite abyss.Comment
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Albert: Thanks. Hey, you too.Comment
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Andrew Largeman: You remember that idea I had about working stuff out on my own and then finding you once I figured stuff out?Comment
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Sam: The ellipsis?Comment
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Andrew Largeman: Yes, the ellipsis. It's dumb. It's dumb. It's an awful idea. I'm not gonna do it, okay? 'Cause like you said, this is it. This is life. And I'm in love with you, Samantha. I think that's the only thing I've ever been really sure of in my entire life.Comment
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Sam: If you can't laugh at yourself, life is going to seem a whole lot longer than you'd like.Comment
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Andrew Largeman: Fuck, this hurts so much.Comment
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Sam: I know it hurts. But it's life, and it's real. And sometimes it fucking hurts, but it's life, and it's pretty much all we got.Comment
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Diego: Who just saw some titties?Comment
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[Mark, Largeman and Sam raise their hands tentatively]Comment
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