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fr33s3x · 01-01-2005, 04:00 PM

White Goodman: Last I heard, my gym makes money. Yours doesn't. My gym's worth over $4 million. Your gym isn't worth four. I have shareholders. You haven't even got cup holders.

fr33s3x · 01-01-2005, 04:00 PM

White Goodman: Do you smell that fitness? I do.

fr33s3x · 01-01-2005, 04:01 PM

Patches O'Houlihan: I love the smell of queef in the morning.

fr33s3x · 01-01-2005, 04:01 PM

Owen: I'm gonna catch up with you guys later. I'm gonna have a bathroom... go to the drink... in the bathroom.

fr33s3x · 01-01-2005, 04:02 PM

Dwight: Whatever you do, wash your hands.

fr33s3x · 01-01-2005, 04:02 PM

Cotton McKnight: We haven't seen Average Joe's yet. They haven't made it to the court. It could be a psychological ploy, or something worse.

fr33s3x · 01-01-2005, 04:03 PM

Pepper Brooks: They're definitely not on the court, Cotton. Their absence is noticeable.

fr33s3x · 01-01-2005, 04:03 PM

Cotton McKnight: Do you believe in unlikelihoods? Average Joe's shocking the dodgeball world and upsetting Globo Gym in the championship match. Unbelievable. I have been to the Great Wall of China. I have seen the Pyramids of Egypt. I've even witnessed a grown man satisfy a camel. But never in all my years as a sportscaster have I witnessed something as improbable, as impossible, as what we've witnessed here.

fr33s3x · 01-01-2005, 04:04 PM

Pepper Brooks: Ooh, Ouchtown, population you, bro!

Hornydog4cooter · 01-01-2005, 06:24 PM

cyber_ninja · 01-01-2005, 08:24 PM

hello

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 07:44 AM

Kid on Bus: What are you gonna do today, Napoleon?

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 07:44 AM

Napoleon Dynamite: Whatever I feel like I wanna do, gosh!

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 07:44 AM

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fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 07:45 AM

Don: [playing kickball] Hey, Napoleon. Did you wet the bed last night?

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 07:46 AM

Napoleon Dynamite: Hey, Don, did you take a dump in your bed last night?

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 07:47 AM

Napoleon Dynamite: Why don't you go tell your mom to shut up?

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 07:48 AM

Don: What did you say?

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 07:49 AM

Don: Did you say something about my mom?

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 07:50 AM

Don: Do you wanna die, Napoleon?

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 07:51 AM

Don: Step up, Napoleon.

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 07:51 AM

Napoleon Dynamite: [slaps him and runs]

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 07:52 AM

Napoleon Dynamite: Shut up, I am not.

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 07:53 AM

Jock No. 1: Yeah? Why are you in the Happy Hands Club then?

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 07:53 AM

Napoleon Dynamite: Cause I didn't have a freakin' choice. All the other sweet clubs were filled up. GOSH!

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 07:54 AM

Pedro: I got sick.

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 07:55 AM

Pedro: Two days ago, I went to my cousin's birthday party and they had all this food. So I started to eat this taco with lots of meat. It was like a carne asada taco. And all of a sudden, I started to feel real ill inside. So the next day, I just like laid in the bathtub for a couple of hours. And then I had to go to the hospital because my aunt Concha was having a baby. We had to wait a really long time in the lobby so I bought a little bag of corn tortillas from the vending machine. And right when I started eating them, I felt really good inside. The weird feeling I was having just like lifted out of me. It, like, evaporated into nothing.

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 07:56 AM

[takes a bite of tortilla in flashback, looks up to heavens]

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 07:57 AM

Pedro: So I dunno. I think they was like... holy chips or something.

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 07:57 AM

Cashier: Get out of here. I'm not selling lottery to a minor.

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 07:58 AM

Napoleon Dynamite: I'm just gonna go get my ID.

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 07:59 AM

[bumps into cooler]

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 07:59 AM

Napoleon Dynamite: [outside gas station, to Pedro] Gosh! They wouldn't sell me one. I don't look old enough. Dang!

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 08:00 AM

Pedro: Do you think I look old enough?

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 08:01 AM

Cashier: [looks at Pedro's moustache, then sells ticket]

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 08:01 AM

Napoleon Dynamite: [outside, to Pedro] Did you get one?

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 08:02 AM

[scratches ticket]

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 08:02 AM

Napoleon Dynamite: Yes! Three spuds! You picked a good one! That's ten dollars! Yes!

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 08:03 AM

Napoleon Dynamite: You wanna play me?

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 08:04 AM

[last lines]

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 08:05 AM

Napoleon Dynamite: I spent like three hours shading the upper lip.

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 08:06 AM

Trisha: Yeah... That's great.

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 08:07 AM

Uncle Rico: She didn't tell me anything.

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 08:07 AM

Napoleon Dynamite: Too bad, she said she doesn't want you here when she gets back because you've been ruining everybody's lives and eating all our steak.

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 08:08 AM

Napoleon Dynamite: Get off my property!

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 08:09 AM

Uncle Rico: It's a free country. I can do whatever I want.

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 08:10 AM

Uncle Rico: Well then do it! Go on!

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 08:10 AM

Napoleon Dynamite: Maybe I will, GOSH!

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 08:11 AM

Kip: Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 08:12 AM

Napoleon Dynamite: Since when, Kip? You have the worst reflexes of all time.

01-01-2005, 04:00 PM	#42351
fr33s3x Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,064	White Goodman: Last I heard, my gym makes money. Yours doesn't. My gym's worth over $4 million. Your gym isn't worth four. I have shareholders. You haven't even got cup holders. __________________

01-01-2005, 04:00 PM	#42352
fr33s3x Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,064	White Goodman: Do you smell that fitness? I do. __________________

01-01-2005, 04:01 PM	#42353
fr33s3x Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,064	Patches O'Houlihan: I love the smell of queef in the morning. __________________

01-01-2005, 04:01 PM	#42354
fr33s3x Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,064	Owen: I'm gonna catch up with you guys later. I'm gonna have a bathroom... go to the drink... in the bathroom. __________________

01-01-2005, 04:02 PM	#42355
fr33s3x Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,064	Dwight: Whatever you do, wash your hands. __________________

01-01-2005, 04:02 PM	#42356
fr33s3x Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,064	Cotton McKnight: We haven't seen Average Joe's yet. They haven't made it to the court. It could be a psychological ploy, or something worse. __________________

01-01-2005, 04:03 PM	#42357
fr33s3x Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,064	Pepper Brooks: They're definitely not on the court, Cotton. Their absence is noticeable. __________________

01-01-2005, 04:03 PM	#42358
fr33s3x Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,064	Cotton McKnight: Do you believe in unlikelihoods? Average Joe's shocking the dodgeball world and upsetting Globo Gym in the championship match. Unbelievable. I have been to the Great Wall of China. I have seen the Pyramids of Egypt. I've even witnessed a grown man satisfy a camel. But never in all my years as a sportscaster have I witnessed something as improbable, as impossible, as what we've witnessed here. __________________

01-01-2005, 04:04 PM	#42359
fr33s3x Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,064	Pepper Brooks: Ooh, Ouchtown, population you, bro! __________________

01-01-2005, 06:24 PM	#42360
Hornydog4cooter Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 2,859

01-01-2005, 08:24 PM	#42361
cyber_ninja Twerk That Ass Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Lincoln, California Posts: 2,197	hello

01-02-2005, 07:44 AM	#42362
fr33s3x Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,064	Kid on Bus: What are you gonna do today, Napoleon? __________________

01-02-2005, 07:44 AM	#42363
fr33s3x Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,064	Napoleon Dynamite: Whatever I feel like I wanna do, gosh! __________________

01-02-2005, 07:44 AM	#42364
fr33s3x Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,064	-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- __________________

01-02-2005, 07:45 AM	#42365
fr33s3x Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,064	Don: [playing kickball] Hey, Napoleon. Did you wet the bed last night? __________________

01-02-2005, 07:46 AM	#42366
fr33s3x Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,064	Napoleon Dynamite: Hey, Don, did you take a dump in your bed last night? __________________

01-02-2005, 07:47 AM	#42367
fr33s3x Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,064	Napoleon Dynamite: Why don't you go tell your mom to shut up? __________________

01-02-2005, 07:48 AM	#42368
fr33s3x Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,064	Don: What did you say? __________________

01-02-2005, 07:49 AM	#42369
fr33s3x Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,064	Don: Did you say something about my mom? __________________

01-02-2005, 07:50 AM	#42370
fr33s3x Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,064	Don: Do you wanna die, Napoleon? __________________

01-02-2005, 07:51 AM	#42371
fr33s3x Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,064	Don: Step up, Napoleon. __________________

01-02-2005, 07:51 AM	#42372
fr33s3x Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,064	Napoleon Dynamite: [slaps him and runs] __________________

01-02-2005, 07:52 AM	#42373
fr33s3x Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,064	Napoleon Dynamite: Shut up, I am not. __________________

01-02-2005, 07:53 AM	#42374
fr33s3x Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,064	Jock No. 1: Yeah? Why are you in the Happy Hands Club then? __________________

01-02-2005, 07:53 AM	#42375
fr33s3x Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,064	Napoleon Dynamite: Cause I didn't have a freakin' choice. All the other sweet clubs were filled up. GOSH! __________________

01-02-2005, 07:54 AM	#42376
fr33s3x Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,064	Pedro: I got sick. __________________

01-02-2005, 07:55 AM	#42377
fr33s3x Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,064	Pedro: Two days ago, I went to my cousin's birthday party and they had all this food. So I started to eat this taco with lots of meat. It was like a carne asada taco. And all of a sudden, I started to feel real ill inside. So the next day, I just like laid in the bathtub for a couple of hours. And then I had to go to the hospital because my aunt Concha was having a baby. We had to wait a really long time in the lobby so I bought a little bag of corn tortillas from the vending machine. And right when I started eating them, I felt really good inside. The weird feeling I was having just like lifted out of me. It, like, evaporated into nothing. __________________

01-02-2005, 07:56 AM	#42378
fr33s3x Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,064	[takes a bite of tortilla in flashback, looks up to heavens] __________________

01-02-2005, 07:57 AM	#42379
fr33s3x Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,064	Pedro: So I dunno. I think they was like... holy chips or something. __________________

01-02-2005, 07:57 AM	#42380
fr33s3x Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,064	Cashier: Get out of here. I'm not selling lottery to a minor. __________________

01-02-2005, 07:58 AM	#42381
fr33s3x Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,064	Napoleon Dynamite: I'm just gonna go get my ID. __________________

01-02-2005, 07:59 AM	#42382
fr33s3x Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,064	[bumps into cooler] __________________

01-02-2005, 07:59 AM	#42383
fr33s3x Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,064	Napoleon Dynamite: [outside gas station, to Pedro] Gosh! They wouldn't sell me one. I don't look old enough. Dang! __________________

01-02-2005, 08:00 AM	#42384
fr33s3x Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,064	Pedro: Do you think I look old enough? __________________

01-02-2005, 08:01 AM	#42385
fr33s3x Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,064	Cashier: [looks at Pedro's moustache, then sells ticket] __________________