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		 Glen Quagmire: [to woman who likes strong men] I can bench press 800 pounds. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Peter Griffin: If by "read", you mean "imagine the naked lady", then yes. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Store owner: Hey, there's no hams under here, you're just a fat kid. Here, fatty fat fatty. Have some chocolate, fatso. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Peter Griffin: I had to. My old one had a crack in it. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Woman: Pre-op. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Peter Griffin: Oh... Fine... Fine... I guess were also not going with Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Lowery's Seasoning Salt. (Peter Scoffs) That's it I'm going to 'Nam. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Tom Tucker: So, Dustin, it's been a while. I gotta say, you look great. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Englishman: Oh, it's Cricket. Marvelous game, really. You see, the bowler hurls the ball toward the batter who tries to play away a fine leg. He endeavors to score by dashing between the creases, provided the wicket keeper hasn't whipped his bails off, of course. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Stewie Griffin: Actually, my first violent act involved that ticking time bomb that I left in your uterus when I left. Happy 50th Birthday, Lois. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Lois: ... ing eyes out. Cookies are done. Who wants chocolate chip? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Peter Griffin: What? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Peter Griffin: Phhhhh, ha ha ha ha. Hey Dick, What's Your Wife's Name? Vagina Coastguard? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Brian Griffin: Okay, insert rod support A into slot B. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Englishman: I say, Jeremy, isn't that Reginald B. Stifworth, the young upstart chap who's been touting the merits of a united European commonwealth? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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	SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.  | 
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