Glen Quagmire: [to woman who likes strong men] I can bench press 800 pounds.
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Peter Griffin: If by "read", you mean "imagine the naked lady", then yes.Comment
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Guy On Street #2: Depends if he stops to see his ho.Comment
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Store owner: Hey, there's no hams under here, you're just a fat kid. Here, fatty fat fatty. Have some chocolate, fatso.Comment
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Peter Griffin: I had to. My old one had a crack in it.Comment
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Woman: Pre-op.Comment
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Lois' Father: My jacket's in there, please don't write on it.Comment
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Peter Griffin: Oh... Fine... Fine... I guess were also not going with Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Lowery's Seasoning Salt. (Peter Scoffs) That's it I'm going to 'Nam.Comment
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Quagmire: Eighteen? You're first.Comment
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Tom Tucker: So, Dustin, it's been a while. I gotta say, you look great.Comment
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Brian: Can I buy some pot from you?Comment
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Englishman: Oh, it's Cricket. Marvelous game, really. You see, the bowler hurls the ball toward the batter who tries to play away a fine leg. He endeavors to score by dashing between the creases, provided the wicket keeper hasn't whipped his bails off, of course.Comment
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Chris: You're funny. Bye.Comment
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[wiggles his tongue like a snake]Comment
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Stewie Griffin: Actually, my first violent act involved that ticking time bomb that I left in your uterus when I left. Happy 50th Birthday, Lois.Comment
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[Peter starts laughing]Comment
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Lois: ... ing eyes out. Cookies are done. Who wants chocolate chip?Comment
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Chris: How does Kevin Costner keep getting work?Comment
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Peter Griffin: What?Comment
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Death: That's it.Comment
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Diane Simmons: Well Tom, I just plain don't like black people.Comment
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G.I. Jew: You call these bagels?Comment
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Peter Griffin: Looks like you got more competition at next year's special people's games, huh?Comment
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Peter Griffin: [Peter hears a farting sound]Comment
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Cameraman: You guys, we're still on in Boston.Comment
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Peter Griffin: Phhhhh, ha ha ha ha. Hey Dick, What's Your Wife's Name? Vagina Coastguard?Comment
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Dustin Hoffman: [as Rain Man] Uh oh, 12 minutes to Wapner.Comment
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Brian Griffin: Okay, insert rod support A into slot B.Comment
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Stewie Griffin: HE'S WEARING A WIRE.Comment
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Scottish men: Aye.Comment
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[an extremely obese Peter and Brian are sitting on the dock]Comment
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[cut to Peter & Chris watching a rich family eat]Comment
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Englishman: I say, Jeremy, isn't that Reginald B. Stifworth, the young upstart chap who's been touting the merits of a united European commonwealth?Comment
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Peter Griffin: Hey, I'll be right back. I've got to go take a wicked yes.Comment
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