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Peter Griffin: Uh... my name is...
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11-29-2004, 04:51 AM
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Lois: ... ing eyes out. Cookies are done. Who wants chocolate chip?
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11-29-2004, 04:51 AM
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Peter Griffin: Hey, I'll be right back. I've got to go take a wicked yes.
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11-29-2004, 04:52 AM
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Stewie Griffin: Yes. How delightful it will be. A pubescent herd of gabby wretches prattling on about boys and music and jellybeans and stickers.
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11-29-2004, 04:52 AM
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Peter Griffin: This party couldn't be better if Jesus was here.
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11-29-2004, 04:52 AM
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Diet Institute Worker: Oh sorry.
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11-29-2004, 04:53 AM
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Peter Griffin: Aw, that's nothing. He does the same thing at home, but with Velveeta and cockroaches. And if ya turn on the lights really fast, they'll slam him right into the fridge.
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11-29-2004, 04:53 AM
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Stewie Griffin: 867-5309, yes that's it. Wait that's not it, damn you Tommy Two-Tone. Huh, only one thing to do 111-1111, Lois? Damn. 111-1112 Lois? DAMN. 111-1113...
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11-29-2004, 04:53 AM
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[Brian and Peter are putting a crib together]
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11-29-2004, 04:54 AM
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Lois Griffin: What's going on?
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11-29-2004, 04:54 AM
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[gunshots are heard following by a "body drop" sound effect]
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11-29-2004, 04:54 AM
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Peter Griffin: That I wouldn't drink at the stag party.
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11-29-2004, 04:55 AM
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Peter Griffin: Holy Crap! You can talk!
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11-29-2004, 04:55 AM
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Lois Griffin: I'll be just like Hillary Clinton, only you know, without the penis.
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11-29-2004, 04:56 AM
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Chris Griffin: I love you She Hulk.
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[holds up a leaf to Chris]
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11-29-2004, 04:56 AM
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Peter Griffin: No, he's actually a guy, Quagmire.
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11-29-2004, 04:57 AM
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Richie: Mom, uh, I really like Potsy.
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Brian Griffin: My therapist thinks I'm in love.
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Peter Griffin: Oh my god. It's the Children of the Corn.
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11-29-2004, 04:58 AM
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[wiggles his tongue like a snake]
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Peter Griffin: Hey, where's my VCR?
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11-29-2004, 04:59 AM
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Drug Buyer: No, no, no, you don't see the money 'till I see the stuff.
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Lois Griffin: Top drawer.
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Chris Griffin: Thanks.
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11-29-2004, 05:00 AM
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Stewie: What the deuce?
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11-29-2004, 05:00 AM
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[throws his hand up in a Hitler salute]
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Cleveland: We think it was some time between the Tonight Show and the Today Show.
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11-29-2004, 05:01 AM
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Chris Griffin: I wanna get Barbara a really nice gift, What kind of gifts have boys gotten for you Meg?
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11-29-2004, 05:01 AM
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Peter Griffin: You gonna eat that stapler?
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Peter Griffin: The South? Isn't that where the black people are really lazy, and the white people are equally as lazy, but they're mad at the black people for being so lazy?
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Peter Griffin: Rea... Really?
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Tom Tucker: So, Dustin, it's been a while. I gotta say, you look great.
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11-29-2004, 05:03 AM
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Peter Griffin: I'll take it, but I won't pay a cent over $60.
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Chris Griffin: Don't censor me.
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Al Gore: Dick Army
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Brian Griffin: Anus.
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Network executive: Mr. Griffin, you can't eat a...
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[oven dings]
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Janet: Hi. Cookie?
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[Stewie has run away and Brian discovers this note]
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Stewie Griffin: I don't have to
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Peter Griffin: Wanna split it?
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11-29-2004, 05:06 AM
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Glen Quagmire: Just checkin'.
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[he sees a Griffin fly by]
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[she maces him]
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Glen Quagmire: The Griffins. Bunch of card-carrying Commies if you ask me. All right.
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Peter Griffin: You know my great-great-grandfather Angus Griffin invented the game.
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