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JamesK2 · 11-22-2004, 10:33 AM

Pumpkin: Not regularly.

JamesK2 · 11-22-2004, 10:34 AM

Jules: There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd.

JamesK2 · 11-22-2004, 10:34 AM

Jules: Oh man, I will never forgive yo ass for this. This is some fucked-up, repugnant shit.

JamesK2 · 11-22-2004, 10:34 AM

Vincent: Jules, did you ever hear the philosophy that once a man admits he's wrong, then he's automatically forgiven of that wrongdoing?

JamesK2 · 11-22-2004, 10:35 AM

Jules: Man, get out of my face with that shit. The motherfucker who said that never had to pick up itty bitty pieces of skull on account of your dumb ass.

JamesK2 · 11-22-2004, 10:35 AM

Maynard: Nobody kills anybody in my place of business except me or Zed.

JamesK2 · 11-22-2004, 10:35 AM

[cleaning their bloody hands]

JamesK2 · 11-22-2004, 10:36 AM

Jules: Fuck, hahahahahaha, what did you do to his towel?

JamesK2 · 11-22-2004, 10:36 AM

Vincent: I was dryin' my hands.

JamesK2 · 11-22-2004, 10:36 AM

Jules: You're supposed to wash 'em first.

JamesK2 · 11-22-2004, 10:37 AM

Vincent: You watched me wash 'em.

JamesK2 · 11-22-2004, 10:37 AM

Jules: I watched you get 'em wet.

JamesK2 · 11-22-2004, 10:37 AM

Vincent: I was washing 'em. But this shit's hard to get off. Maybe if I had Lava or something, I coulda done a better job.

JamesK2 · 11-22-2004, 10:38 AM

Jules: I used the same fuckin' soap you did and when I got finished, the towel didn't look like no god-damn Maxi-Pad.

JamesK2 · 11-22-2004, 10:38 AM

Mia: I said God Damn... God Damn.

JamesK2 · 11-22-2004, 10:38 AM

Jules: If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions.

JamesK2 · 11-22-2004, 10:39 AM

The Wolf: You guys look like... What do they look like, Jimmie?

JamesK2 · 11-22-2004, 10:39 AM

Jimmie: Dorks. They look like a couple of dorks.

JamesK2 · 11-22-2004, 10:39 AM

Jules: Ha-ha-ha. They're your clothes, motherfucker.

JamesK2 · 11-22-2004, 10:40 AM

Lance: Look, you brought her here, and that means that you're giving her the shot. The day that I bring an OD-ing bitch over to your house, then I'll give her the shot. Giver her the shot.

JamesK2 · 11-22-2004, 10:40 AM

The Wolf: You see that, young lady? Respect. Respect for one's elders gives character.

JamesK2 · 11-22-2004, 10:40 AM

Raquel: I have character.

JamesK2 · 11-22-2004, 10:41 AM

The Wolf: Just because you are a character doesn't mean that you have character.

JamesK2 · 11-22-2004, 10:41 AM

Butch: That's how you're gonna beat 'em, Butch. They keep underestimating you.

JamesK2 · 11-22-2004, 10:41 AM

Zed: Bring out the Gimp.

JamesK2 · 11-22-2004, 10:42 AM

Maynard: But the Gimp's sleeping.

JamesK2 · 11-22-2004, 10:42 AM

Zed: Well, I guess you're gonna have to go wake him up now, won't you?

JamesK2 · 11-22-2004, 10:43 AM

Jules: Hey, that's Kool and the Gang.

JamesK2 · 11-22-2004, 10:43 AM

Vincent Vega: I got a threshold, Jules. I got a threshold for the abuse I'll take. And right now I'm a race car and you got me in the red. I'm just saying that it's fuckin' dangerous to have a racecar in the fuckin' red. It could blow.

JamesK2 · 11-22-2004, 10:43 AM

Jules: Oh, you're gettin' ready to blow?

JamesK2 · 11-22-2004, 10:44 AM

Vincent Vega: I could blow.

JamesK2 · 11-22-2004, 10:44 AM

Jules: Well I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfucker, motherfucker! Every time my fingers touch brain I'm "SUPERFLY T.N.T", I'm the "GUNS OF THE NAVARONE". In fact, what the fuck am I doin' in the back? You're the motherfucker should be on brain detail. We're fuckin' switchin' right now. I'm washin' the windows and you're pickin' up this hahahahahaha's skull.

JamesK2 · 11-22-2004, 10:44 AM

Fabienne: Where's my Honda?

JamesK2 · 11-22-2004, 10:45 AM

Butch: Sorry baby but I had to crash that Honda.

JamesK2 · 11-22-2004, 10:45 AM

Jules: You remember Antoine Roccamora, half black, half Samoan, used to call him Tony Rocky Horror?

JamesK2 · 11-22-2004, 10:45 AM

Vincent: Yeah, maybe. Fat, right?

JamesK2 · 11-22-2004, 10:46 AM

Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call the brother fat, I mean he got a weight problem. What's the hahahahahaha gonna do? He's Samoan.

JamesK2 · 11-22-2004, 10:46 AM

Esmeralda: So what does it feel like to kill a man with your bare hands? It's a topic I'm very interested in.

JamesK2 · 11-22-2004, 10:46 AM

Trudi: You know how they use that gun to pierce your ears? They don't use that when they pierce your nipples, do they?

JamesK2 · 11-22-2004, 10:47 AM

Jody: Forget that gun. That gun goes against the entire idea behind piercing. All of my piercings, sixteen places on my body, all of them done with a needle. Five in each ear, one through the nipple on my left breast, one through my right nostril, one through my left eyebrow, one in my lip, one in my clit... and I wear a stud in my tongue.

JamesK2 · 11-22-2004, 10:47 AM

Vincent: Excuse me, but I was just wondering... why do you wear a stud in your tongue?

JamesK2 · 11-22-2004, 10:47 AM

Jody: It's a sex thing. It helps fellatio.

JamesK2 · 11-22-2004, 10:48 AM

Lance: Don Vincenzo. Step into my office?

JamesK2 · 11-22-2004, 10:48 AM

Lance: You are NOT bringing this fucked-up bitch into my house.

JamesK2 · 11-22-2004, 10:48 AM

Vincent: This "fucked-up bitch" is Marsellus Wallace's wife. Do you know who Marsellus Wallace is? Do you? If she croaks on me, I'm a fuckin' greasespot.

JamesK2 · 11-22-2004, 10:49 AM

Butch: Did you bring the watch?

JamesK2 · 11-22-2004, 10:49 AM

Fabienne: I believe so.

JamesK2 · 11-22-2004, 10:49 AM

Butch: You BELIEVE so? You BELIEVE so? WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN? You either did, or you didn't.

JamesK2 · 11-22-2004, 10:50 AM

Fabienne: Then I did.

JamesK2 · 11-22-2004, 10:50 AM

Butch: Are you sure.

11-22-2004, 10:33 AM	#26701
JamesK2 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 6,589	Pumpkin: Not regularly. __________________

11-22-2004, 10:34 AM	#26702
JamesK2 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 6,589	Jules: There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd. __________________

11-22-2004, 10:34 AM	#26703
JamesK2 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 6,589	Jules: Oh man, I will never forgive yo ass for this. This is some fucked-up, repugnant shit. __________________

11-22-2004, 10:34 AM	#26704
JamesK2 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 6,589	Vincent: Jules, did you ever hear the philosophy that once a man admits he's wrong, then he's automatically forgiven of that wrongdoing? __________________

11-22-2004, 10:35 AM	#26705
JamesK2 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 6,589	Jules: Man, get out of my face with that shit. The motherfucker who said that never had to pick up itty bitty pieces of skull on account of your dumb ass. __________________

11-22-2004, 10:35 AM	#26706
JamesK2 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 6,589	Maynard: Nobody kills anybody in my place of business except me or Zed. __________________

11-22-2004, 10:35 AM	#26707
JamesK2 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 6,589	[cleaning their bloody hands] __________________

11-22-2004, 10:36 AM	#26708
JamesK2 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 6,589	Jules: Fuck, hahahahahaha, what did you do to his towel? __________________

11-22-2004, 10:36 AM	#26709
JamesK2 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 6,589	Vincent: I was dryin' my hands. __________________

11-22-2004, 10:36 AM	#26710
JamesK2 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 6,589	Jules: You're supposed to wash 'em first. __________________

11-22-2004, 10:37 AM	#26711
JamesK2 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 6,589	Vincent: You watched me wash 'em. __________________

11-22-2004, 10:37 AM	#26712
JamesK2 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 6,589	Jules: I watched you get 'em wet. __________________

11-22-2004, 10:37 AM	#26713
JamesK2 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 6,589	Vincent: I was washing 'em. But this shit's hard to get off. Maybe if I had Lava or something, I coulda done a better job. __________________

11-22-2004, 10:38 AM	#26714
JamesK2 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 6,589	Jules: I used the same fuckin' soap you did and when I got finished, the towel didn't look like no god-damn Maxi-Pad. __________________

11-22-2004, 10:38 AM	#26715
JamesK2 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 6,589	Mia: I said God Damn... God Damn. __________________

11-22-2004, 10:38 AM	#26716
JamesK2 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 6,589	Jules: If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions. __________________

11-22-2004, 10:39 AM	#26717
JamesK2 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 6,589	The Wolf: You guys look like... What do they look like, Jimmie? __________________

11-22-2004, 10:39 AM	#26718
JamesK2 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 6,589	Jimmie: Dorks. They look like a couple of dorks. __________________

11-22-2004, 10:39 AM	#26719
JamesK2 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 6,589	Jules: Ha-ha-ha. They're your clothes, motherfucker. __________________

11-22-2004, 10:40 AM	#26720
JamesK2 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 6,589	Lance: Look, you brought her here, and that means that you're giving her the shot. The day that I bring an OD-ing bitch over to your house, then I'll give her the shot. Giver her the shot. __________________

11-22-2004, 10:40 AM	#26721
JamesK2 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 6,589	The Wolf: You see that, young lady? Respect. Respect for one's elders gives character. __________________

11-22-2004, 10:40 AM	#26722
JamesK2 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 6,589	Raquel: I have character. __________________

11-22-2004, 10:41 AM	#26723
JamesK2 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 6,589	The Wolf: Just because you are a character doesn't mean that you have character. __________________

11-22-2004, 10:41 AM	#26724
JamesK2 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 6,589	Butch: That's how you're gonna beat 'em, Butch. They keep underestimating you. __________________

11-22-2004, 10:41 AM	#26725
JamesK2 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 6,589	Zed: Bring out the Gimp. __________________

11-22-2004, 10:42 AM	#26726
JamesK2 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 6,589	Maynard: But the Gimp's sleeping. __________________

11-22-2004, 10:42 AM	#26727
JamesK2 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 6,589	Zed: Well, I guess you're gonna have to go wake him up now, won't you? __________________

11-22-2004, 10:43 AM	#26728
JamesK2 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 6,589	Jules: Hey, that's Kool and the Gang. __________________

11-22-2004, 10:43 AM	#26729
JamesK2 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 6,589	Vincent Vega: I got a threshold, Jules. I got a threshold for the abuse I'll take. And right now I'm a race car and you got me in the red. I'm just saying that it's fuckin' dangerous to have a racecar in the fuckin' red. It could blow. __________________

11-22-2004, 10:43 AM	#26730
JamesK2 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 6,589	Jules: Oh, you're gettin' ready to blow? __________________

11-22-2004, 10:44 AM	#26731
JamesK2 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 6,589	Vincent Vega: I could blow. __________________

11-22-2004, 10:44 AM	#26732
JamesK2 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 6,589	Jules: Well I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfucker, motherfucker! Every time my fingers touch brain I'm "SUPERFLY T.N.T", I'm the "GUNS OF THE NAVARONE". In fact, what the fuck am I doin' in the back? You're the motherfucker should be on brain detail. We're fuckin' switchin' right now. I'm washin' the windows and you're pickin' up this hahahahahaha's skull. __________________

11-22-2004, 10:44 AM	#26733
JamesK2 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 6,589	Fabienne: Where's my Honda? __________________

11-22-2004, 10:45 AM	#26734
JamesK2 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 6,589	Butch: Sorry baby but I had to crash that Honda. __________________

11-22-2004, 10:45 AM	#26735
JamesK2 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 6,589	Jules: You remember Antoine Roccamora, half black, half Samoan, used to call him Tony Rocky Horror? __________________