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  • JamesK2
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    • Aug 2004
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    #26701
    Pumpkin: Not regularly.

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    • JamesK2
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      #26702
      Jules: There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd.

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      • JamesK2
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        • Aug 2004
        • 6589

        #26703
        Jules: Oh man, I will never forgive yo ass for this. This is some fucked-up, repugnant shit.

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        • JamesK2
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          • Aug 2004
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          #26704
          Vincent: Jules, did you ever hear the philosophy that once a man admits he's wrong, then he's automatically forgiven of that wrongdoing?

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          • JamesK2
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            • Aug 2004
            • 6589

            #26705
            Jules: Man, get out of my face with that shit. The motherfucker who said that never had to pick up itty bitty pieces of skull on account of your dumb ass.

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            • JamesK2
              Confirmed User
              • Aug 2004
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              #26706
              Maynard: Nobody kills anybody in my place of business except me or Zed.

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              • JamesK2
                Confirmed User
                • Aug 2004
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                #26707
                [cleaning their bloody hands]

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                • JamesK2
                  Confirmed User
                  • Aug 2004
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                  #26708
                  Jules: Fuck, hahahahahaha, what did you do to his towel?

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                  • JamesK2
                    Confirmed User
                    • Aug 2004
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                    #26709
                    Vincent: I was dryin' my hands.

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                    • JamesK2
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                      #26710
                      Jules: You're supposed to wash 'em first.

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                      • JamesK2
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                        #26711
                        Vincent: You watched me wash 'em.

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                        • JamesK2
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                          #26712
                          Jules: I watched you get 'em wet.

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                          • JamesK2
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                            #26713
                            Vincent: I was washing 'em. But this shit's hard to get off. Maybe if I had Lava or something, I coulda done a better job.

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                            • JamesK2
                              Confirmed User
                              • Aug 2004
                              • 6589

                              #26714
                              Jules: I used the same fuckin' soap you did and when I got finished, the towel didn't look like no god-damn Maxi-Pad.

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                              • JamesK2
                                Confirmed User
                                • Aug 2004
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                                #26715
                                Mia: I said God Damn... God Damn.

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                                • JamesK2
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                                  #26716
                                  Jules: If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions.

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                                  • JamesK2
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                                    #26717
                                    The Wolf: You guys look like... What do they look like, Jimmie?

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                                    • JamesK2
                                      Confirmed User
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                                      #26718
                                      Jimmie: Dorks. They look like a couple of dorks.

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                                      • JamesK2
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                                        #26719
                                        Jules: Ha-ha-ha. They're your clothes, motherfucker.

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                                        • JamesK2
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                                          #26720
                                          Lance: Look, you brought her here, and that means that you're giving her the shot. The day that I bring an OD-ing bitch over to your house, then I'll give her the shot. Giver her the shot.

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                                          • JamesK2
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Aug 2004
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                                            #26721
                                            The Wolf: You see that, young lady? Respect. Respect for one's elders gives character.

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                                            • JamesK2
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                                              #26722
                                              Raquel: I have character.

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                                              • JamesK2
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                                                #26723
                                                The Wolf: Just because you are a character doesn't mean that you have character.

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                                                • JamesK2
                                                  Confirmed User
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                                                  #26724
                                                  Butch: That's how you're gonna beat 'em, Butch. They keep underestimating you.

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                                                  • JamesK2
                                                    Confirmed User
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                                                    #26725
                                                    Zed: Bring out the Gimp.

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                                                    • JamesK2
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                                                      #26726
                                                      Maynard: But the Gimp's sleeping.

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                                                      • JamesK2
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                                                        #26727
                                                        Zed: Well, I guess you're gonna have to go wake him up now, won't you?

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                                                        • JamesK2
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                                                          #26728
                                                          Jules: Hey, that's Kool and the Gang.

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                                                          • JamesK2
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                                                            #26729
                                                            Vincent Vega: I got a threshold, Jules. I got a threshold for the abuse I'll take. And right now I'm a race car and you got me in the red. I'm just saying that it's fuckin' dangerous to have a racecar in the fuckin' red. It could blow.

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                                                            • JamesK2
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                                                              #26730
                                                              Jules: Oh, you're gettin' ready to blow?

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                                                              • JamesK2
                                                                Confirmed User
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                                                                #26731
                                                                Vincent Vega: I could blow.

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                                                                • JamesK2
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                                                                  #26732
                                                                  Jules: Well I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfucker, motherfucker! Every time my fingers touch brain I'm "SUPERFLY T.N.T", I'm the "GUNS OF THE NAVARONE". In fact, what the fuck am I doin' in the back? You're the motherfucker should be on brain detail. We're fuckin' switchin' right now. I'm washin' the windows and you're pickin' up this hahahahahaha's skull.

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                                                                  • JamesK2
                                                                    Confirmed User
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                                                                    #26733
                                                                    Fabienne: Where's my Honda?

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                                                                    • JamesK2
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                                                                      #26734
                                                                      Butch: Sorry baby but I had to crash that Honda.

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                                                                      • JamesK2
                                                                        Confirmed User
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                                                                        #26735
                                                                        Jules: You remember Antoine Roccamora, half black, half Samoan, used to call him Tony Rocky Horror?

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                                                                        • JamesK2
                                                                          Confirmed User
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                                                                          #26736
                                                                          Vincent: Yeah, maybe. Fat, right?

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                                                                          • JamesK2
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                                                                            #26737
                                                                            Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call the brother fat, I mean he got a weight problem. What's the hahahahahaha gonna do? He's Samoan.

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                                                                            • JamesK2
                                                                              Confirmed User
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                                                                              #26738
                                                                              Esmeralda: So what does it feel like to kill a man with your bare hands? It's a topic I'm very interested in.

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                                                                              • JamesK2
                                                                                Confirmed User
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                                                                                #26739
                                                                                Trudi: You know how they use that gun to pierce your ears? They don't use that when they pierce your nipples, do they?

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                                                                                • JamesK2
                                                                                  Confirmed User
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                                                                                  #26740
                                                                                  Jody: Forget that gun. That gun goes against the entire idea behind piercing. All of my piercings, sixteen places on my body, all of them done with a needle. Five in each ear, one through the nipple on my left breast, one through my right nostril, one through my left eyebrow, one in my lip, one in my clit... and I wear a stud in my tongue.

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                                                                                  • JamesK2
                                                                                    Confirmed User
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                                                                                    #26741
                                                                                    Vincent: Excuse me, but I was just wondering... why do you wear a stud in your tongue?

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                                                                                    • JamesK2
                                                                                      Confirmed User
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                                                                                      #26742
                                                                                      Jody: It's a sex thing. It helps fellatio.

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                                                                                      • JamesK2
                                                                                        Confirmed User
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                                                                                        #26743
                                                                                        Lance: Don Vincenzo. Step into my office?

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                                                                                        • JamesK2
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                                                                                          #26744
                                                                                          Lance: You are NOT bringing this fucked-up bitch into my house.

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                                                                                          • JamesK2
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                                                                                            #26745
                                                                                            Vincent: This "fucked-up bitch" is Marsellus Wallace's wife. Do you know who Marsellus Wallace is? Do you? If she croaks on me, I'm a fuckin' greasespot.

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                                                                                            • JamesK2
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                                                                                              #26746
                                                                                              Butch: Did you bring the watch?

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                                                                                              • JamesK2
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                                                                                                #26747
                                                                                                Fabienne: I believe so.

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                                                                                                • JamesK2
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                                                                                                  #26748
                                                                                                  Butch: You BELIEVE so? You BELIEVE so? WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN? You either did, or you didn't.

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                                                                                                  • JamesK2
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                                                                                                    #26749
                                                                                                    Fabienne: Then I did.

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                                                                                                    • JamesK2
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                                                                                                      #26750
                                                                                                      Butch: Are you sure.

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