Uncircumcised guys? A little help please? - GoFuckYourself.com

CurrentlySober · 07-02-2013, 02:23 AM

I know most of you are American, and therefore circumcised by default...

But as I am NOT circumcised... I have a question?

Not being funny or rude, but I could really use some advice?

Thing is, I recently retracted my foreskin, for the first time in ages...

And discovered a small colony of ants living there...

Its fairly obvious that they are thriving on the smegma, and are breeding well, and multiplying, however, I dont wanna spray ant killer spray on it...

Cause it may make my bell end sting?

Any advice guys?

24/7 Blogging Crew · 07-02-2013, 02:33 AM

i like poo

CurrentlySober · 07-02-2013, 02:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 24/7 Blogging Crew

i like poo

Me Too!

Perhaps we can get together and shit on each other some time?

Lemme Know, yeah?

Captain Kawaii · 07-02-2013, 02:34 AM

Go to chinatown. I know you have one. Explain to shop keeper. They have a nice chalk you can rub around your gens. Works great.

CurrentlySober · 07-02-2013, 02:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Captain Kawaii

Go to chinatown. I know you have one. Explain to shop keeper. They have a nice chalk you can rub around your gens. Works great.

Cool ! Thanks... You ARE speaking from PERSONAL Experience though, yeah?

scarlettcontent · 07-02-2013, 02:48 AM

call the ant hill mob

ottopottomouse · 07-02-2013, 03:35 AM

Usually clear ants with boiling water.

pornmasta · 07-02-2013, 03:52 AM

put your penis in boiling water

pinkz · 07-02-2013, 03:55 AM

let an anteater from your local zoo give you a blowjob

ls101 · 07-02-2013, 03:55 AM

Dont you take bath everyday? WTF

Chosen · 07-02-2013, 04:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pinkz

let an anteater from your local zoo give you a blowjob

CurrentlySober · 07-02-2013, 05:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ls101

Dont you take bath everyday? WTF

What is'Bath' ?

How should I take it.

Swallow? Inject? Suppository?

Please explain 'Bath'

I do hope you is not suggesting that I walk 200 miles to a town in Zummerzet?

Even I I did, what would I do there?

EddyTheDog · 07-02-2013, 05:33 AM

Why are most Americans cut?..

I'm a foreskin fan so it seems odd to me - Why cut an inch off before you even know how big it will be?....

privatesociety · 07-02-2013, 05:57 AM

Ants?
LMAO!

Some of the crazy stuff you come out with lol

ludballs · 07-02-2013, 07:19 AM

CaptainHowdy · 07-02-2013, 07:37 AM

beerptrol · 07-02-2013, 07:51 AM

power washer

baddog · 07-02-2013, 08:22 AM

Lighter fluid is pretty effective.

Best-In-BC · 07-02-2013, 08:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

Lighter fluid is pretty effective.

For once, you might be right.

ManicaMark · 07-02-2013, 08:31 AM

Dip the infested area in some bio yoghurt (I find chocolate works best) then borrow your neighbours dog.
Job Done! You're welcome.

JFK · 07-02-2013, 09:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

Lighter fluid is pretty effective.

You forgot to tell him to light it. That's a hot time on the town

_Richard_ · 07-02-2013, 09:42 AM

CurrentlySober · 07-02-2013, 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _Richard_

Evil Chris · 07-02-2013, 09:44 AM

There's this thing called bathing. Try it.

2MuchMark · 07-02-2013, 10:10 AM

Why the fuck do I click any threads on GFY.... ugh ugh ugh. Ants. Bahahaha...

MichaelP · 07-02-2013, 02:14 PM

SCSI Joe · 07-02-2013, 02:26 PM

Naughty-Pages · 07-02-2013, 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by **********

Why the fuck do I click any threads on GFY.... ugh ugh ugh. Ants. Bahahaha...

just now asking myself the same thing.. lol

nexcom28 · 07-02-2013, 03:59 PM

Your a coscksucker cs

brassmonkey · 07-02-2013, 04:01 PM

i knew it was sum funny shit!!

CurrentlySober · 07-03-2013, 01:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ls101

bath...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Chris

bathing...

You crazy guys! Simply making up words to confuse me

But thanks to all who gave proper suggestions, however I have decided to leave them there for the time being, cause I'm kinda enjoying the tickley tingly feeling

07-02-2013, 02:23 AM	#1
CurrentlySober Too lazy to wipe my ass Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: A Public Bathroom Posts: 38,545	Uncircumcised guys? A little help please? I know most of you are American, and therefore circumcised by default... But as I am NOT circumcised... I have a question? Not being funny or rude, but I could really use some advice? Thing is, I recently retracted my foreskin, for the first time in ages... And discovered a small colony of ants living there... Its fairly obvious that they are thriving on the smegma, and are breeding well, and multiplying, however, I dont wanna spray ant killer spray on it... Cause it may make my bell end sting? Any advice guys? __________________ My AI Handywork... My Dream Gal... XXX 👁️ 👍️ 💩

07-02-2013, 02:48 AM	#6
scarlettcontent www.scarlettcontent.net Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Pleiades Posts: 6,031	call the ant hill mob __________________ Scarlett Content - Adult Content Provider - High Quality Adult Stock Content for your Websites, Mobile Media and Print. Over 3 Million Images (14,000 photo sets) over 5000 Videos - Many Niches, US-2257, Awesome Prices. Over 40 years in the adult industry. [email protected] Follow us on twitter.

07-02-2013, 03:35 AM	#7
ottopottomouse She is ugly, bad luck. Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 13,177	Usually clear ants with boiling water. __________________ ↑ see post ↑ 13101

07-02-2013, 03:55 AM	#9
pinkz Mr 1% Industry Role: Join Date: May 2005 Location: Nomad Posts: 1,397	let an anteater from your local zoo give you a blowjob __________________ $$$$ Video Secrets $$$$

07-02-2013, 05:33 AM	#13
EddyTheDog Just Doing My Own Thing Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: London, Spain, New Zealand, GFY - Not Croydon... Posts: 25,040	Why are most Americans cut?.. I'm a foreskin fan so it seems odd to me - Why cut an inch off before you even know how big it will be?.... __________________ - Chaturbate Script - https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-b...er-issues.html - Now supports White Labels

07-02-2013, 02:33 AM	#2
24/7 Blogging Crew So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2012 Posts: 1,238	i like poo

07-02-2013, 02:34 AM	#4
Captain Kawaii So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 6,748	Go to chinatown. I know you have one. Explain to shop keeper. They have a nice chalk you can rub around your gens. Works great.

07-02-2013, 03:52 AM	#8
pornmasta Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 19,026	put your penis in boiling water

07-02-2013, 03:55 AM	#10
ls101 Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2012 Posts: 713	Dont you take bath everyday? WTF

07-02-2013, 05:57 AM	#14
privatesociety Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 567	Ants? LMAO! Some of the crazy stuff you come out with lol __________________ CURRENTLY CONVERTING AT 1:55, TRY US! We film real people doing what they do best... Your friends and neighbors having sex for all the world to see. PROMOTE PRIVATE SOCIETY AND MAKE $$$ 1:55 CONVERSION RATE ICQ: 658501707 Email: [email protected]

07-02-2013, 07:19 AM	#15
ludballs Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Ireland Posts: 376	__________________ ICQ: 650758210 luddan101 (at) gmail (dot) com ItsXXX LocoPorno ForteSexo SoliPorno AlleXXX

07-02-2013, 07:37 AM	#16
CaptainHowdy Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Happy in the dark. Posts: 93,129	__________________ FLASH SALE INSANITY! deal with a 100% Trusted Seller Buy Traffic Spots on a High-Quality Network 1 Year or Lifetime — That’s Right, Until the Internet Explodes!

07-02-2013, 07:51 AM	#17
beerptrol Confirmed Asshole Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Half way between sobriety and fubar. Posts: 12,722	power washer Last edited by beerptrol; 07-02-2013 at 07:53 AM..

07-02-2013, 08:22 AM	#18
baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	Lighter fluid is pretty effective.

07-02-2013, 08:31 AM	#20
ManicaMark Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: Barcelona Posts: 632	Dip the infested area in some bio yoghurt (I find chocolate works best) then borrow your neighbours dog. Job Done! You're welcome. __________________ ICQ#638-148-228 - Skype:manicasales - mark.castley -@- manicamedia.com

07-02-2013, 09:42 AM	#22
_Richard_ Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Vancouver Posts: 30,985

07-02-2013, 09:44 AM	#24
Evil Chris OG Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: 3rd from the Sun Posts: 13,231	There's this thing called bathing. Try it. __________________ It PAYZE to post on GFY chris at payze.com \| Skype chriswrp

07-02-2013, 10:10 AM	#25
2MuchMark Videochat Solutions Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 48,686	Why the fuck do I click any threads on GFY.... ugh ugh ugh. Ants. Bahahaha... __________________ Custom Software \| Server Management \| Integration and Technology Solutions https://www.2much.net

07-02-2013, 02:14 PM	#26
MichaelP Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: QWEBEC Corporate Office Posts: 7,124

07-02-2013, 02:26 PM	#27
SCSI Joe Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 47

07-02-2013, 03:59 PM	#29
nexcom28 So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 3,716	Your a coscksucker cs

07-02-2013, 04:01 PM	#30
brassmonkey Pay It Forward Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Yo Mama House Posts: 77,042	i knew it was sum funny shit!! __________________ TRUMP 2025 KEKAW!!! - The Laken Riley Act Is Law! DACA ENDED - SUPPORT AZ HCR 2060 52R - email: brassballz-at-techie.com