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CurrentlySober 07-02-2013 02:23 AM

Uncircumcised guys? A little help please?
 
I know most of you are American, and therefore circumcised by default...

But as I am NOT circumcised... I have a question?

Not being funny or rude, but I could really use some advice?

Thing is, I recently retracted my foreskin, for the first time in ages...

And discovered a small colony of ants living there...

Its fairly obvious that they are thriving on the smegma, and are breeding well, and multiplying, however, I dont wanna spray ant killer spray on it...

http://i.imgur.com/8oRPRho.gif

Cause it may make my bell end sting?

Any advice guys? :helpme:helpme:helpme

24/7 Blogging Crew 07-02-2013 02:33 AM

i like poo

CurrentlySober 07-02-2013 02:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 24/7 Blogging Crew (Post 19695892)
i like poo

Me Too!

Perhaps we can get together and shit on each other some time?

Lemme Know, yeah?

Captain Kawaii 07-02-2013 02:34 AM

Go to chinatown. I know you have one. Explain to shop keeper. They have a nice chalk you can rub around your gens. Works great. :thumbsup

CurrentlySober 07-02-2013 02:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Captain Kawaii (Post 19695894)
Go to chinatown. I know you have one. Explain to shop keeper. They have a nice chalk you can rub around your gens. Works great. :thumbsup

Cool ! Thanks... You ARE speaking from PERSONAL Experience though, yeah?

scarlettcontent 07-02-2013 02:48 AM

call the ant hill mob

ottopottomouse 07-02-2013 03:35 AM

Usually clear ants with boiling water.

pornmasta 07-02-2013 03:52 AM

put your penis in boiling water

pinkz 07-02-2013 03:55 AM

let an anteater from your local zoo give you a blowjob

ls101 07-02-2013 03:55 AM

Dont you take bath everyday? WTF

Chosen 07-02-2013 04:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pinkz (Post 19695940)
let an anteater from your local zoo give you a blowjob

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

CurrentlySober 07-02-2013 05:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ls101 (Post 19695941)
Dont you take bath everyday? WTF

What is'Bath' ?

How should I take it.

Swallow? Inject? Suppository?

Please explain 'Bath'

I do hope you is not suggesting that I walk 200 miles to a town in Zummerzet?

Even I I did, what would I do there?

EddyTheDog 07-02-2013 05:33 AM

Why are most Americans cut?..

I'm a foreskin fan so it seems odd to me - Why cut an inch off before you even know how big it will be?....

privatesociety 07-02-2013 05:57 AM

Ants?
LMAO!

Some of the crazy stuff you come out with lol

ludballs 07-02-2013 07:19 AM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup

CaptainHowdy 07-02-2013 07:37 AM

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.n...28187732_n.jpg

beerptrol 07-02-2013 07:51 AM

power washer

baddog 07-02-2013 08:22 AM

Lighter fluid is pretty effective.

Best-In-BC 07-02-2013 08:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 19698510)
Lighter fluid is pretty effective.

For once, you might be right.

ManicaMark 07-02-2013 08:31 AM

Dip the infested area in some bio yoghurt (I find chocolate works best) then borrow your neighbours dog.
Job Done! You're welcome.

JFK 07-02-2013 09:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 19698510)
Lighter fluid is pretty effective.

You forgot to tell him to light it. That's a hot time on the town :Graucho

_Richard_ 07-02-2013 09:42 AM

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lf...3gvno1_400.gif

CurrentlySober 07-02-2013 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _Richard_ (Post 19699075)

http://i.imgur.com/iKZJNmC.jpg

Evil Chris 07-02-2013 09:44 AM

There's this thing called bathing. Try it.

2MuchMark 07-02-2013 10:10 AM

Why the fuck do I click any threads on GFY.... ugh ugh ugh. Ants. Bahahaha...

MichaelP 07-02-2013 02:14 PM

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...rwoiA9ApsLEKuV :thumbsup

SCSI Joe 07-02-2013 02:26 PM


Naughty-Pages 07-02-2013 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ********** (Post 19699142)
Why the fuck do I click any threads on GFY.... ugh ugh ugh. Ants. Bahahaha...

just now asking myself the same thing.. lol

nexcom28 07-02-2013 03:59 PM

Your a coscksucker cs

brassmonkey 07-02-2013 04:01 PM

i knew it was sum funny shit!! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

CurrentlySober 07-03-2013 01:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ls101 (Post 19695941)
bath...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Chris (Post 19699083)
bathing...

You crazy guys! Simply making up words to confuse me :thumbsup

But thanks to all who gave proper suggestions, however I have decided to leave them there for the time being, cause I'm kinda enjoying the tickley tingly feeling :thumbsup


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