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Uncircumcised guys? A little help please?
I know most of you are American, and therefore circumcised by default...
But as I am NOT circumcised... I have a question? Not being funny or rude, but I could really use some advice? Thing is, I recently retracted my foreskin, for the first time in ages... And discovered a small colony of ants living there... Its fairly obvious that they are thriving on the smegma, and are breeding well, and multiplying, however, I dont wanna spray ant killer spray on it... http://i.imgur.com/8oRPRho.gif Cause it may make my bell end sting? Any advice guys? :helpme:helpme:helpme |
i like poo
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Perhaps we can get together and shit on each other some time? Lemme Know, yeah? |
Go to chinatown. I know you have one. Explain to shop keeper. They have a nice chalk you can rub around your gens. Works great. :thumbsup
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call the ant hill mob
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Usually clear ants with boiling water.
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put your penis in boiling water
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let an anteater from your local zoo give you a blowjob
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Dont you take bath everyday? WTF
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How should I take it. Swallow? Inject? Suppository? Please explain 'Bath' I do hope you is not suggesting that I walk 200 miles to a town in Zummerzet? Even I I did, what would I do there? |
Why are most Americans cut?..
I'm a foreskin fan so it seems odd to me - Why cut an inch off before you even know how big it will be?.... |
Ants?
LMAO! Some of the crazy stuff you come out with lol |
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power washer
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Lighter fluid is pretty effective.
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Dip the infested area in some bio yoghurt (I find chocolate works best) then borrow your neighbours dog.
Job Done! You're welcome. |
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There's this thing called bathing. Try it.
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Why the fuck do I click any threads on GFY.... ugh ugh ugh. Ants. Bahahaha...
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Your a coscksucker cs
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i knew it was sum funny shit!! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
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But thanks to all who gave proper suggestions, however I have decided to leave them there for the time being, cause I'm kinda enjoying the tickley tingly feeling :thumbsup |
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