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![]() A few days ago when the TMZ story on Sasha Grey broke, I had a discussion with a world famous celebrity where we both shared how cool it was that Sasha was reading to kids and that it is ridiculous for people to complain or have any kind of concerns. Seeing how interesting it was as a topic of discussion here at GFY too, I asked our editor-in-chief to assign to one of our senior editors to write a story on it. Our editor decided to use satire as a literature style, using this literary device to illustrate the point of how ridiculous the critics were who were bashing Sasha for helping to educate young students.
You can read the article here: http://business.avn.com/articles/vid...gh-454660.html What I didn't like is the fact later on our editor decided to add the word ?Satire? at the end, but I understood because many people didn?t ?get? it at first. Like every good piece of satire it created confusion if it was real or not. The article was intended as satire and certainly wasn't meant to insult anyone. In satire, irony or sarcasm often professes to approve of (or at least accept as natural) the very things the satirist wishes to attack. Colbert Report anyone? If you didn't understand it or didn?t like it, it is understandable. That is what σάτυρα as we call it in my country where it was born is all about. If everyone got it, it wouldn't be satire! If you are a 1st time reader of our adult business community, welcome and... Go Fuck Yourself! ![]() |
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It's sad that you have to explain what is obvious satire.
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Great article!
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Amen to theo.
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Waiting for forthcoming Xbiz article about AVN being anti-porn. ;)
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eat the babies!
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![]() Hey Theo, What is the status of the AVN/GFY investigation regarding allegations about Media Revenue card banging (and other issues)? The investigation was launched back on August 15th/16th, nearly three months ago. It would seem that something could have been learned by now. For example, if you ran tests of cards, it is reasonable to expect that after 1 or 2 billing cycles have passed, you would have some sort of data which could be revealed. Please provide us with an update. Thanks, ADG |
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Out of topic - ADG, when we'll have completed it you'll see the results posted here.
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I will let Sasha Grey come read to me. I like anal.
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as a literature geek and fan of satire yeah never give it away explicitly that is is satire.
that gap between known and unknown is where satire works it's magic. if the writer was afraid of it being under his byline use a new one a la the onion or the history of satire. |
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There is simply no reason why the school would bring in some porn chick in to read to the class, but I don't have a problem with it. They have all probably been exposed to PornHub anyway.
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Instead of adding 'Yeah, It's Satire' at the end, you should put 'Warning, Satire To Follow' right before the headline. Readers need to know what they're getting themselves into before committing themselves to an article and you never know whether or not someone at the Beijing Evening News happens to be scouring the wires on a slow news day.
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I had to address it since few people went as far as asking us to fire our editor. This is the same editor who spent his Friday and the weekend away from home and family to discuss and contribute on important matters of the industry like has been doing so for over a decade. If everyone had the same degree of dedication our industry would had been far better.
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Just fire him/her and be done with it
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Good read
![]() And yeah, it kinda sucks that the editors thought it necessary to add the "satire" disclaimer, but then again I don't think they were necessarily wrong in reaching that conclusion.
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Fire the editor or I am pulling my ads!
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Is there an editorial section that could have been published in? Also, for satire to really work, it should be funny. Just IMHO, I could be offbase. I don't really give a shit if she's reading to kids, nor do I have a problem with it.
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Well, it's not like she read lines from a porn script or anything. Maybe the school just wanted to rattle the cages of the local teabaggers. Nothing wrong with doing that in and of itself ![]()
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I'm shocked that any of you are shocked that parents and others think its a big deal and are, themselves, shocked.
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I think the only satirical novels I've read have been The Master and Margarita, which is just an absolutely brilliant piece of work, A Confederacy Of Dunces, and Catch-22. Oh, and then of course Animal Farm and Brave New World. Other than that just non-fiction. A couple Mencken books and a shitload of articles over the years. The 'Denis Salnikov' byline is a personal favorite. Pupating with Denis By Denis Salnikov Since the first club review for the eXile in the last issue was considered a success for a new writer such as myself I will keep the same format to give you both an idea of what is new out there in Moscow's exciting nightlife, and I will also continue to offer you a glimpse into the world of Moscow's elite that you may not have access to due to the strict face control at elite clubs. I was tasked this issue with reviewing two clubs, one of which, BAR CODE, was a chore for me, and the other, COCON, was a place I'd already seen and therefore didn't require extra work. Cocon opened a few weeks ago in a splashy invitation-only party that drew crowds from all of Moscow's top clubbers: Jet Set, Shambala, Mix, Ministerstvo, and my favorite, Tsepelin. The most exciting thing about Cocon is the crazy and innovative design. Cocon is an architect's dream even more than a clubber's dream. Each room in this four-story club is covered in a cocoon chrysalis which you enter through a large pupa hole. Winding around the cocoon chrysalises are glass stairwells. It is all very erotic. In the basement is a cozy, tight dance floor with excellent DJs playing house, progressive and progressive house. On the rest of the floors there are bars, a restaurant, chill-outs and a VIP room that my friends and I were allowed into no questions asked. Cocon's opening party was packed with the rich, stylish and decadent elite. Most of us know each other, and some of us cannot resist a passionate act of decadence. I saw Tanya, the twenty-year old blond girl who is beautiful and very sexual, on the dance floor. She was wearing a see-through blouse. Her breasts aren't very large but they are perky and her nipples were hard when I pressed her to me. She didn't resist. My friend Dima (who owns a BMW 7 series) joined Tanya and me on the dancefloor. We were the center of attention, the three of us kissing into one mouth, our tongues merging. Then we took Tanya up each flight of glass stairs so that all could watch us ascend. We spoke dirty language to her. On the top floor there is a small wooden cocoon bathroom with a hatch-like door. Everyone could see the three of us enter the bathroom, which only excited us more. I sat on the toilet seat and pulled my pants down, Tanya lifted up her skirt and after a brief blowjob, sat on my erect cock. While she and I fucked, she gave Dima a blowjob. I put my cock into her ass and she sat down on it slowly, then faster. Dima put his cock into her pussy and we both entered her at the same time. We all had an orgasm together, then did some blow on the sink. We walked out after twenty minutes, down the glass stairwell, and danced. Many of the clubbers were quite impressed, you could tell by the expressions of envy and approval. I believe we were the first to christen that bathroom. Bar Code is an entirely different club. It pretends to have the kind of strict face control and crazy, elite crowd you'd find at Cocon, but in fact, it has no face control whatsoever. Anyone can get in there, even foreigners. I heard that even the eXile and Lifestyle employees can get into Bar Code. I only managed to poke my head in on the way from Cocon to Mix last weekend. I saw a lot of Tsepelin wannabes there imitating the casual fashion style popular with my tusovka. They made me depressed. I had told my driver to wait 15 minutes for me outside of the club, but I could only last about three seconds before running back downstairs to my Toyota Landcruiser. We sped away to Mix. Interesting things awaited us there. http://www.exile.ru/articles/detail....2&IBLOCK_ID=35
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as Uno said, satire is supposed to be funny. that editorial wasn't - sarcastic.ironic yes.
those parents are fucking idiots, it wouldn't matter to those little kids if the woman was a serial killer - the kids don't know who Sasha Grey is, they could have told the kids she was the Vice President of the United States or a soap opera star, it wouldn't matter. all that mattered to them is that a pretty lady came to their class and read to them. and that's all that should have mattered. now if it had been Ron Jeremy............... ha......... even if it had been Ron it still wouldn't have mattered. if the kids were older than I can see some parents objecting to a porn star being invited into a classroom. still wouldn't agree with them but i wouldn't have a problem with porn stars being persona non gratas(sp?) in a classroom.
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Satire is hit or miss.
There are tons of satire pieces that I do not find the least bit funny. Its up to the reader. |
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sometimes satire is the feeling of a parasitic worm churning in your guts.
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american psycho, naked lunch, clockwork orange, the books not the films of course. you have prob read them anyway. countless examples from swift to the onion.
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I smell a 10 page thread brewing over the definition of satire.
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seriously, now think about this. Seriously.
Can the people you had to explain that to actually understand the explanation?
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to refresh some memories
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hustler...ine_v._Falwell Starting from the month of January we'll include in our magazine on a monthly basis a piece of satire or parody. It will be either a story or a cartoon. If you're a cartoonist you can provide some samples please send an email to [email protected] |
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World famous celebrity hey?
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not Cameron Diaz
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Like or ban ...
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where you born this cynical or has it gotten worse over the years? Nothing short of a disease...
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It isn't a big deal, but if she is not a porn star anymore and wants to spend time with children now, why is she still using her PORN name? And why through all this is she referred to as her porn name?
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Ive noticed, many people who post about this, do not.
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![]() first off the pic of the silk Burka clad woman. secondly the author: Ann Oui ![]() Quote:
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Also, it seems now owners of programs are contacting the school wanting their porn girls to come read to kids now.
"So impressed was he with her civic-minded move, and no doubt seeing the upside for adult, Vivid co-founder Steven Hirsch fired off a letter to the school's principal, Ms. Sydney Ritchey-Burnett lauding her for having the courage to invite Grey, along with volunteering Vivid stars Chyna and Allie Haze to do the same." So it quickly jumps from the "I used to do porn (she was making porn less than 6 months ago?) and goes to current porn stars reading to kids. Just what we need! Anyone can see the problems with this, but I guess once you been in this biz so long most get decensitized to common sense. For the record, if a teen sex content producer tried reading to kids it would blow up too.... these people put their own exposure before educating kids.
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I have kids in school, I see how broke schools are and this happened in Compton. I have a feeling they might have some issues getting volunteers. So with that, read way to the little ones. However using her porn name was retarded.
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If she didn't use her porn name, and was kept low profile to actually do something good for children this wouldn't be an issue. But it is some press releases featuring a porn star with her porn name reading to kids. It is not okay. And yeah, the parents of those kids in COMPTON probably don't give a shit. Let's see how many porn stars use their porn names and go read to kids in an upper class hood. ![]() |
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Pretty poor attempt at satire.
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