Do you clean your ass standing up or sitting down?

[mizmiz]

Very important...

[CaptainHowdy]

[seeandsee]

i doit lying on the ground

[CDSmith]

Thread of the week.

Eric, send this person a DVD player stat.

[barcodes]

[billywatson]

I clean my ass sitting down, and, after the first couple swipes, I finish the job with a baby wipe. No matter how many times I wipe with t.p., I can always pull some brown off my butt with a baby wipe. That's the only sure-fire way my butthole is 100%.

[martinsc]

i clean my ass sitting down, and, after the first couple swipes, i finish the job with a baby wipe. No matter how many times i wipe with t.p., i can always pull some brown off my butt with a baby wipe. That's the only sure-fire way my butthole is 100%.

tmi.....

[L-Pink]

I bend over the sink and make my girlfriend clean it.

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[marketsmart]

i just get in the shower after..

i saved over $32.00 last year by not using toilet paper..

i used that money to start a tube site...

now i own Manwin...







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[digitalfantasies]

I can't afford to clean my ass

[Scott McD]

Always puzzles me how you can do it sitting down ??

[JFK]

I just scooch on the nearest white shag carpet

[CurrentlySober]

I DONT clean it...



Cause...

I like poo...

[donborno]

There was already a discussion on this matter
http://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=680924

[CaptainHowdy]

There was already a discussion on this matter
http://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=680924

I love when people fight for irrelevance ...

[mizmiz]

I wipe my ass standing up, then I go clean my rectum in the shower,

[Brainiac]

i just get in the shower after..

i saved over $32.00 last year by not using toilet paper..


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[Double trouble]

What a shitty thread

[john FVC]

Quality thread

[tranza]

tmi.....

I second that!!

[amateurbfs]

I use my hand

[redwhiteandblue]

Always puzzles me how you can do it sitting down ??

Well how can you do it stand.....erm....hmmm. Mmmmm.

Sorry, just saw your avatar.

[Kiopa_Matt]

[Scott McD]

I NEED one of those things...

[barcodes]

Now that that's settled, do you wipe up to down or down to up lol. I never realized how many wiped up to down until someone posted this question in fb lol.

[biskoppen]

I have a gimp chained to the radiator in our bathroom licking my ass clean after each time I take a shit.. his name is Charles btw

[marketsmart]

poor mans bidet....

almost as bad as running a garden house from outside your house through your bathroom window...





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[AnimeFevers]

mizmiz, what hand do you wipe your ass with?

[brassmonkey]

water hose standing up

[AnimeFevers]

mizmiz you just couldn't wait could you?

[u-Bob]

step 1: blow dryer.
step 2: small brush.
step 3: moisturizer.

[96ukssob]

I DONT clean it...



Cause...

I like poo...

i knew you would be in this thread

[v4 media]

I have to stand up to reach the curtain.

[NewNick]

Wipe ? Not since 1978.

[Kiopa_Matt]

poor mans bidet....

almost as bad as running a garden house from outside your house through your bathroom window...

What are you talking about? They're great. I couldn't imagine using toilet paper again.

Plus it makes cleaning the bathroom and toilet easier.

[redwhiteandblue]

What I do is after every meal, I swallow some toilet paper. Then it automatically wipes my ass as it comes out the other end...

[chaze]

Very important...

If you eat right you don't have to wipe

[marlboroack]

I don't wipe my ass, i douche it out with the shower head each time i poop.

[Persius]

i installed this as well

[evolmachine]

standing up and you wipe till you see red

[Spunky]

I clean my ass in the shower

[Mr Pheer]

I tried the toilet brush but I quickly switched back to toilet paper.

[billywatson]

I second that!!

Sure...and now I bet you've already got the wipes over your toilet now!

[RyuLion]

Sitting down....

[charlie g]

I let my german shepard Claus clean my bunghole. He seems to enjoy it almost as much as I...............

[mizmiz]

God damn it, I gotta shit now...ttyl