I guess I will decide to be molested
 

I am flying from San Francisco airport on Monday. Which means I have to pick from the body scan or having somebody being allowed to go down my pants in public and without even buying me' a drink first. Yet, that feels less crappy than having a naked shot on record somewhere. Plus, I wouldn't like to think of the danger money the guy watching my scan would require.

What choice will you make when you next fly?

Whichever seems to be going thru faster
I bet there will be a line for the scanner or something

This sounds like it could get uncomfortable. Choose the most comfortable option available.

I've already made my choice. I won't fly.

and before someone poo-poos the notion, think about it for a minute. If just half the people flying made this choice, those body scanners would be out of commission in a heartbeat.

Boycotts work, regardless of what the airline propaganda machine tells you, but only if people participate. :2 cents:

If you weren't married, I would molest you - After buying you a drink first, of course...

In theory I agree. However, as much as I dream of moving to San Francisco (and I think there is a chance it might happen), I am currently an ocean away from home. So, I sort of need to fly.

molested any day :2 cents:

NO amount of radiation is good for you, regardless if it is "safe" radiation or not

Mine's a vodka and lemon ;)

Don't tell Pizza The Hut ;)

Would you warm your hands first?

Unfortunately that just isn't practical for a lot of people. However, I do think if there is enough of a boycott the airlines and airports may finally realize they need to make changes. They might be the only ones that have enough power to make a difference. Even Congress is getting pushed aside... which is amazing in itself.

There is more and more talk of airports bringing in private firms for security. They would still need to adhere to TSA rules, but I think the idea is private security firms don't have the same employee protection that the TSA would have and so they can filter out "bad employees" quicker.

Man, lawyers are just lining up for this stuff. Didnt a DA in california recently say he would be prosecuting any TSA agent who sexually molests someone?

You know, they ONLY approved those things because when first presented, the doctors were told the scanners would be RARELY USED. They say they would NOT have and DO not approve them being used on 100% of passengers. It's too much radiation people.

What good is being unblown up if you are glowing green and full of tumors?

no radiation, thx

A nude picture of me or someone going down my pants???????????????????????

Tough one. :1orglaugh

let them molest you, but be real into it.

"oh yeah, thats it, pat me, pat me..."

My friend here says he is only ever going to fly in a kilt from
now on and wait for the reaction of the security groper when the find out what he isn't wearing underneath.

What are you allowed to say as a passenger? I mean, can I opt for the groping and then say "oh yeaaaaaaaah, right there. That spot right there. Yeah, do that again. Don't forget the other parts. Oh man, that feels so freaking good. Yeaaaaaaah.

Am I allowed to do that?

I agree completely. :thumbsup

"Dont worry if you hit a damp spot. I'm super horny"

This thread is useless without pics!!

http://www.elsaelsa.com/wp-content/u.../body-scan.jpg

Somebody should work out how to do a stunt of taking porn stars through the gaterape line and have then do the porn orgasm thing. The recording it without getting beaten up would be the skill.

I will be interested in hearing if you actually have to go through either as goodgirl has seen absolutely no change in security procedures yet.

From what the local news was saying it isn't much of a choice from SFO.

I'd opt for the groping.

The nude picture stored somewhere doesn't bother me, not like someone is gonna come up to me in a bar and say "Hey dude, funny story, I have a nude pic of you LOL"

Come on.... I'm flying to the states twice in the next 2 months and I'm not concerned one bit.

Just read this on another forum:

From the Toronto Sun: http://bit.ly/dAEhED

A pilot from Skywest was going through security in Denver with his 18-year-old daughter and overheard a TSA officer saying into his headset, “heads up, got a cutie for you.”

Secondhand account here: http://bit.ly/duVqfZ

He then confronted the TSA clerk with what he said and that neither of us are going through the NoS. The TSA clerk said you must have misunderstood me.

He said pat-down was pretty evasive, and his daughter felt uncomfortable.

He is taking it up with Skywest, with this behavior. Normally, crews there go through a different screening area, but since he was with his daughter, he got to see the TSA clerks at their finest in Denver.

how many pervs out there are now applying to TSA? "We get to touch peoples junk...and there are no charges!"

Just how invasive and thorough is this groping option? I haven't flown recently but the next time I do, well, will there be any cupping of the balls?

Because if there's no cupping I'm liable to choose the scan.

I say go for the groping. As they pat you down, start moaning, softly at first till they get to the good spots then yell "Yes! Yes! Yes!" and don't forget the O face.

After the bizarre handling I got at Heathrow in 2000 when my bag full of dirty laundry from the trip was picked through piece by piece and laid out in the middle of the terminal and I was frisked by 2 people at the same time, not much intimidates me. A single person frisk is a piece of cake.

Yeap, my balls can't wait, they love to get handled! with care!

I think I may mix it up a little. A little molestation on the next flight followed by a healthy dose of radiation the next.

"We've been jammed!"
"Mmmm raspberry"

I agree. I'd rather be molested than get cancer

Spend an extra few hundred, so I don't get routed through the US on my way back to Canada.

US customs policy suck too. Even if you're just a connecting passenger, you still have to go through immigration, and haul all your bags with you. Then for example, you have a 9 hour layover in LAX, but can't check-in until 3 hours before your flight, so you're stuck lugging your shit around for 6 hours.

No other country in the world does that. They let you stay in a secured area, keep your luggage for you, and let you get drunk & eat while you play on the internet, until you're ready to board your flight pissed and ready to pass out. You stumble onto the plane, wake up at your destination, and onwards with your life you go.

I don't like the idea,But I really don't want all the airport security giving me their phone numbers afterwards.

I want to rub you down with motor oil and slap that ass baby.

Sounds like cell phones. They were supposedly only for super elites and emergency calls originally, so the doctors said that would be fine.

Yep. I pay more just to skip stopping in the US. It's so much easier and less stressful that way.

Would definitely prefer to relocate to Chernobyl rather than get my DNA torn apart by Body Scanner T-Rays

Pics of them groping his 18-year-old daughter or it didn't happen.

I LOL'ed :1orglaugh
I'll drive you to the Airport

I am getting a job at the TSA soon. Please dont choose the scanner.

Thanks :)

Boneprone fucked her... :helpme

Sarah, I assume you meant that you are flying to (not from) SF on Monday, right?

If you are already here, send me an e-mail about how to contact you and maybe we can get together for a drink/bite if you have time (I mean food - no groping, we're both married, LOL).

Supposed to rain this weekend, but dry skies after that.

:drinkup

ADG

:1orglaugh

Does your phone do video?:winkwink:

I'm renting a car (preferably a hybrid) and driving to LA for the holidays.

I've got a daughter too, about the same age, and she'd have had to bail my ass outta jail if we'd have run into that same sort of TSA interface.

This might be a good time for Obama to hurl a few more drones into Pakistan :disgust