Do You Think God & Baby Jesus Will Forgive Me..
 

for all the wickedness I have done?

do you worry that your lifestyle will keep you from getting into heaven...?




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Just ask your family and friends for forgiveness or they will leave dump your corpse on the roadside...

Heaven and Hell are bollocks. But i'd prefer hell as it will be warmer.

Depends on which Baby Jesus you are asking for forgiveness.

If murderers, rapists, teabaggers, and such can go to heaven.........!

Toddler Jesus... not the baby Jesus in the manger....




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Heaven and hell exist only within yourself. your ying and yang basically. light does not exist without dark.

it is evolving into light through darkness that is your soul.

your soul is that of light / light energy, if you choose in your life to seek the path of light your soul will continue to shine. if you choose the path of darkness it will become just that dark.

Say 3 hail mary's 4 our father's and 1 glory be to god and you are good for another 25,000 miles. All is forgiven my son.

Well said and is what I believe to be more of the truth of it also :thumbsup

how can we have a soul if there is no heaven?

its going to break my heart when i see you at the pearly gates and i am on the inside partying with teenager Jesus and you are not on the VIP list...

will you drop to your knees and beg for forgiveness for being a non believer or will you accept your fate and descend into the bowels of hell?



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The philosopher Jean Paul Sartre has a different definition of hell: Hell is other people

Interesting because by its same internal logic heaven is other people, too.

I do not trust people with the name Jean Paul.... :2 cents:


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Not if Phelps is correct.

I'm so going to hell...please let there be lots of strippers.

how boring..............:Oh crap

i would not take the advice of a guy that swims in pool with other men and smoke marijuana..

and i dont care how many medals he won... :2 cents:



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If there are any gods, why did they wait 160,000 years to jump onto the scene?
(this is operating with the idea that humans are about 200,000 years old, and religion is about 2-4000 years old)

i believe humans accidentally ate plants or a plant mix that contained DMT, this setting off the "all seeing eye" aka the pineal gland.

this is about the same time that you saw art being displayed on cave walls.

i believe DMT opened to human brain to forward thinking and thus why you had first beliefs of god.

now whether or not this is all an illusion or not it is pretty interesting to think the entire human evolution was set off by accidentally taking a drug mix.

remember everything you see feel and touch is just your brain interpreting a hologram. so who is to say that your brain is just not capable of seeing all? just because we do not see it does not mean it is not there. your brain in general is playing a trick on you into believe things as a physical form. it is just a grouping of energy.

Jesus forgives everybody

I have enough to worry about in this life than to stress about what might happen in an afterlife. I'm trusting things will just work themselves out.

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Heaven is right here, right now. Don't blink or you'll miss it.

too bad terrence is dead or else you would owe him royalties.

No.

Sally.

There is only one life, life after death is a bullshit to control your bevavior.

Do masochists go in hell?

I'm like Jesus.

I save......................

ALUMINUM CANS!

Sally.

Baby Jesus forgives you, now stick him in your ass.
http://www.divine-interventions.com/...baby_front.jpg
http://www.divine-interventions.com/baby.php

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh ... I missed this one.

There's no such thing a "heaven"......