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  • marketsmart
    HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
    • Dec 2004
    • 20419

    #1

    Do You Think God & Baby Jesus Will Forgive Me..

    for all the wickedness I have done?

    do you worry that your lifestyle will keep you from getting into heaven...?




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  • CaptainHowdy
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Dec 2004
    • 94735

    #2
    Just ask your family and friends for forgiveness or they will leave dump your corpse on the roadside...

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    • ottopottomouse
      She is ugly, bad luck.
      • Jan 2010
      • 13177

      #3
      Heaven and Hell are bollocks. But i'd prefer hell as it will be warmer.
      ↑ see post ↑
      13101

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      • crazytrini85
        Confirmed User
        • Jun 2006
        • 817

        #4
        Depends on which Baby Jesus you are asking for forgiveness.

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        • beerptrol
          Confirmed Asshole
          • Feb 2003
          • 12722

          #5
          If murderers, rapists, teabaggers, and such can go to heaven.........!
          Last edited by beerptrol; 07-18-2010, 11:48 AM.
          “If we are to have another contest in the near future of our national existence, I predict that the dividing line will not be Mason and Dixon's but between patriotism and intelligence on the one side, and superstition, ambition and ignorance on the other.”
          -- Ulysses S. Grant

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          • marketsmart
            HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
            • Dec 2004
            • 20419

            #6
            Originally posted by crazytrini85
            Depends on which Baby Jesus you are asking for forgiveness.
            Toddler Jesus... not the baby Jesus in the manger....




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            • MetaMan
              I AM WEB 2.0
              • Jan 2003
              • 28682

              #7
              Heaven and hell exist only within yourself. your ying and yang basically. light does not exist without dark.

              it is evolving into light through darkness that is your soul.

              your soul is that of light / light energy, if you choose in your life to seek the path of light your soul will continue to shine. if you choose the path of darkness it will become just that dark.

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              • Helix
                Confirmed User
                • Feb 2002
                • 6021

                #8
                Say 3 hail mary's 4 our father's and 1 glory be to god and you are good for another 25,000 miles. All is forgiven my son.

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                • CashOnClick
                  Confirmed User
                  • Mar 2010
                  • 122

                  #9
                  Originally posted by MetaMan
                  Heaven and hell exist only within yourself. your ying and yang basically. light does not exist without dark.

                  it is evolving into light through darkness that is your soul.

                  your soul is that of light / light energy, if you choose in your life to seek the path of light your soul will continue to shine. if you choose the path of darkness it will become just that dark.
                  Well said and is what I believe to be more of the truth of it also
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                  • marketsmart
                    HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
                    • Dec 2004
                    • 20419

                    #10
                    Originally posted by MetaMan
                    Heaven and hell exist only within yourself. your ying and yang basically. light does not exist without dark.

                    it is evolving into light through darkness that is your soul.

                    your soul is that of light / light energy, if you choose in your life to seek the path of light your soul will continue to shine. if you choose the path of darkness it will become just that dark.
                    how can we have a soul if there is no heaven?

                    its going to break my heart when i see you at the pearly gates and i am on the inside partying with teenager Jesus and you are not on the VIP list...

                    will you drop to your knees and beg for forgiveness for being a non believer or will you accept your fate and descend into the bowels of hell?



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                    • $5 submissions
                      I help you SUCCEED
                      • Nov 2003
                      • 32195

                      #11
                      The philosopher Jean Paul Sartre has a different definition of hell: Hell is other people

                      Interesting because by its same internal logic heaven is other people, too.

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                      • marketsmart
                        HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
                        • Dec 2004
                        • 20419

                        #12
                        Originally posted by $5 submissions
                        The philosopher Jean Paul Sartre has a different definition of hell: Hell is other people

                        Interesting because by its same internal logic heaven is other people, too.
                        I do not trust people with the name Jean Paul....


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                        • GrouchyAdmin
                          Now choke yourself!
                          • Apr 2006
                          • 12085

                          #13
                          Not if Phelps is correct.

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                          • anexsia
                            Confirmed User
                            • May 2010
                            • 5735

                            #14
                            I'm so going to hell...please let there be lots of strippers.

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                            • JFK
                              FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
                              • Jan 2002
                              • 67373

                              #15
                              Originally posted by anexsia
                              I'm so going to hell...please let there be lots of strippers.
                              how boring..............

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                              • marketsmart
                                HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
                                • Dec 2004
                                • 20419

                                #16
                                Originally posted by GrouchyAdmin
                                Not if Phelps is correct.
                                i would not take the advice of a guy that swims in pool with other men and smoke marijuana..

                                and i dont care how many medals he won...



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                                • chopstick
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Dec 2002
                                  • 188

                                  #17
                                  If there are any gods, why did they wait 160,000 years to jump onto the scene?
                                  (this is operating with the idea that humans are about 200,000 years old, and religion is about 2-4000 years old)

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                                  • MetaMan
                                    I AM WEB 2.0
                                    • Jan 2003
                                    • 28682

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by chopstick
                                    If there are any gods, why did they wait 160,000 years to jump onto the scene?
                                    (this is operating with the idea that humans are about 200,000 years old, and religion is about 2-4000 years old)
                                    i believe humans accidentally ate plants or a plant mix that contained DMT, this setting off the "all seeing eye" aka the pineal gland.

                                    this is about the same time that you saw art being displayed on cave walls.

                                    i believe DMT opened to human brain to forward thinking and thus why you had first beliefs of god.

                                    now whether or not this is all an illusion or not it is pretty interesting to think the entire human evolution was set off by accidentally taking a drug mix.

                                    remember everything you see feel and touch is just your brain interpreting a hologram. so who is to say that your brain is just not capable of seeing all? just because we do not see it does not mean it is not there. your brain in general is playing a trick on you into believe things as a physical form. it is just a grouping of energy.
                                    Last edited by MetaMan; 07-18-2010, 06:10 PM.

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                                    • Spunky
                                      I need a beer
                                      • Jun 2002
                                      • 133986

                                      #19
                                      Jesus forgives everybody

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                                      • Elli
                                        Reach for those stars!
                                        • Apr 2003
                                        • 17991

                                        #20
                                        I have enough to worry about in this life than to stress about what might happen in an afterlife. I'm trusting things will just work themselves out.
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                                        • spazlabz
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jul 2003
                                          • 6548

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Spunky
                                          Jesus forgives everybody

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                                          • 2MuchMark
                                            Mark of 2Much.net
                                            • Aug 2004
                                            • 50984

                                            #22
                                            Heaven is right here, right now. Don't blink or you'll miss it.

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                                            • Agent 488
                                              Registered User
                                              • Feb 2006
                                              • 22511

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by MetaMan
                                              i believe humans accidentally ate plants or a plant mix that contained DMT, this setting off the "all seeing eye" aka the pineal gland.

                                              this is about the same time that you saw art being displayed on cave walls.

                                              i believe DMT opened to human brain to forward thinking and thus why you had first beliefs of god.

                                              now whether or not this is all an illusion or not it is pretty interesting to think the entire human evolution was set off by accidentally taking a drug mix.

                                              remember everything you see feel and touch is just your brain interpreting a hologram. so who is to say that your brain is just not capable of seeing all? just because we do not see it does not mean it is not there. your brain in general is playing a trick on you into believe things as a physical form. it is just a grouping of energy.
                                              too bad terrence is dead or else you would owe him royalties.

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                                              • SallyRand
                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                • Jan 2008
                                                • 3487

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by marketsmart
                                                for all the wickedness I have done?

                                                do you worry that your lifestyle will keep you from getting into heaven...?




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                                                No.

                                                Sally.

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                                                • pornmasta
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Jun 2006
                                                  • 20017

                                                  #25
                                                  There is only one life, life after death is a bullshit to control your bevavior.

                                                  Do masochists go in hell?

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                                                  • Owner
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Nov 2006
                                                    • 905

                                                    #26

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                                                    • SallyRand
                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                      • Jan 2008
                                                      • 3487

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Spunky
                                                      Jesus forgives everybody

                                                      I'm like Jesus.

                                                      I save......................

                                                      ALUMINUM CANS!

                                                      Sally.

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                                                      • Zorgman
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Aug 2002
                                                        • 6103

                                                        #28
                                                        Baby Jesus forgives you, now stick him in your ass.

                                                        http://www.divine-interventions.com/baby.php
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                                                        • CaptainHowdy
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • Dec 2004
                                                          • 94735

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by marketsmart
                                                          I do not trust people with the name Jean Paul....


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                                                          ... I missed this one.

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                                                          • tranza
                                                            ICQ: 197-556-237
                                                            • Jun 2003
                                                            • 57559

                                                            #30
                                                            There's no such thing a "heaven"......
                                                            I'm just a newbie.

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