So I got dumped today
 

I was going to do an ambush but I'm kinda feeling in the shitter - got dumped today....

sorry honeylynn - next week for sure

http://www.epicfail.com/wp-content/u.../love-fail.jpg

she never saw you :)

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I'm sorry to hear that hopefully you will meat another man soon.


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i'm ready to start dating men - least I would double my wardrobe

Have a little respect for Gary Coleman would ya.... :disgust

Don't limit yourself to portly men only. :2 cents:

Good luck, SleazyDream.

Na, go for someone in shape :1orglaugh


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i just guessed she went with other guy, and dumped you...

Let's be honest here... what man would want you? :Oh crap

http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/i...e0a8d977c3.jpg

Is Micha moving on?

So.. I noticed that you and Beth broke up.. and I was wondering .. ... ... if you'd mind if I took out Beth??

Is that from Throw Mamma From the Train?


"Its a coffee table book."

No.. Better off dead! The perfect movie for sleazy. :)

(because it's about a guy who get's dumped)

yes she is - but we broke up 2 months ago - this was another one

sorry to hear that Sleazy. When you're not looking you will find the one. Focus on money the women will cum.

i don't want a woman that's only focused on my money - had too many of those

cheer up pal, things could be worse. there are plenty of single chicks out there :thumbsup

sucks man... sorry.

Nothing a hooker can't cure!

I can't believe I messed that up, I love that movie.


"I'm sorry your mom blew up, Ricky."



Not as good as Better OFf Dead but Forgetting Sarh Marshall is a great break up flick too.

Sucks man, keep your head up.

That sucks.... What was his name?

chin up man I am sure you will find a lovely soon enough

get in shape and they will like u for u... trust me.. otherwise what hot girl wants a fat guy.. think about it.. if u were hot would u go for a 200lb chic

Just go find another one and get over the ho...

try the techniques here http://www.yessignals.com/Seduction.html :thumbsup

Sucks but hey we have tons of great porn.

You're on a roll these days dawg...

Your money? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
Didn't you just ... didn't you just ...
Never mind.. At least you didn't say "my looks"...

that sucks. we all been there

Hot looking girl. Is she a model? Probably..
Gold digger?!

there's always Thailand :thumbsup

I can't believe you didn't see that coming.... didn't yes signals teach you anything... oh wait that would be "no signals" ... never mind.

interesting just how many absolute piece of shit people there are on here these days.............

Skufty will always be there

I was trying to pick up a foxy coed with glasses, thought I was cool with the lines and everything, met at the cinema, one day later I received a fuck off.

I don't give her no other chance there's too much to pick from these days

If a chick tells you to fuck off there's really nowhere else to go. If you ask her "why" you'll look like a doormat and you'll never gain her respect. Besides, who wants to be with a nasty chic like that anyway.

I found her a little bit psychically unstable anyway, glad she didn't stab me with an ice axe or something lol

and dont look now I just shat on your kitchen floor

that's ok, but why did you go into the fridge, get some ketchup, pour it all over your poop and proceed to eat it afterwards?

lets just say i was very aroused

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Oh the irony, :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

yessignals.com tips didn't work?

You did a great job laying a solid foundation. :1orglaugh

Could have something to do with all those years being called idiots. Or not.

so this is a pity me thread? why do you feel the need to air personal shit here and then act like people are assholes for shitting on you.

karma is a bitch.

idiot.

That was devastating :Oh crap ...