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Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 09-10-2009 02:02 AM

Retarded second hand scoped shotgun i bought (pics inside)
 
I bought this damn thing some weeks ago from someone in the adult biz. He promised me it would bring me lots of girls when i would fire it from my acre of land. But all i got was a fucking bloody eye from the epic backfire looking through the scope and a lot of laughs from the girls when they ran off.

Here is the damn thing, remind me to never buy retarded 2nd hand scoped pistols again:

http://i877.photobucket.com/albums/a...pacevids2k.jpg

I should have googled it before buying this imbeciledevice. I feel so fucking stupid owning this monkey thing now i want to get rid of it. Even my wife who used to think highly of me doesnt want me in the bed anymore (although that could be me being an alcoholist too).


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With a rifle scope on a shotgun, you will be forced to have your eye too close to the scope, and when you shoot, the recoil will likely cause the scope's eyepiece to clobber your eyebrow. This is not pleasant, and often will cut the eyebrow, which tends to bleed and generally make a mess. When you spot a crescent eyebrow scar, you know you're looking at a shooter who learned about eye relief the hard way.
So all i have to do now, is identify the dumbass who sold me this piece of crap on ebay in the first place. He will probably walk around with sunglasses to hide his eyebrow scar and messy face!

I know its my own fault trying to impress others with everything i got, but does anyone have an idea who i can sue for this piece of shit. Because i have lots of lawyers and i wanna sue someone.

Thanks for the intel!

mikesinner 09-10-2009 02:06 AM

lol, I can't believe you tried to shoot it like that.

Jack Sparrow 09-10-2009 02:17 AM

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Originally Posted by mikesinner (Post 16301098)
lol, I can't believe you tried to shoot it like that.

Your kidding right josh, you didnt really buy that right.
And if you did, im sure you did not try to fire that piece of shit lol.:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Awesome story!!:thumbsup:thumbsup

Jack Sparrow 09-10-2009 04:41 AM

I think i found the guy who sold you that:

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Originally Posted by fris (Post 16299997)

Its a puzzle, but he should be on that pic somewhere :) Thanks to fris for delivering that awesome snapshot :)

Fletch XXX 09-10-2009 04:48 AM

shotgun?

Dirty Lord 09-10-2009 04:54 AM

i hate guns

okny 09-10-2009 04:59 AM

I can't imagine that feeling of the scope hitting you right in the eye, that must of sucked i suggest you find the person that sold it to you and shot him in the foot :1orglaugh

Jack Sparrow 09-10-2009 05:22 AM

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Originally Posted by okny (Post 16301545)
I can't imagine that feeling of the scope hitting you right in the eye, that must of sucked i suggest you find the person that sold it to you and shot him in the foot :1orglaugh

Dont think thats needed lol :1orglaugh

The guy i know who sold it to josh is known for shooting himself in the foot and ass a couple times a day on every forum around :)

He got back on GFY recently after a temp ban for spreading lies. I hope he will be here for a long time, nothing more fun then the smell of a good troll in the morning haha.

Ps. it is ... allformyspace

tranza 09-10-2009 05:31 AM

I'm sorry to hear that...hahaha

okny 09-10-2009 05:31 AM

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Originally Posted by mrfrisky (Post 16301604)
Dont think thats needed lol :1orglaugh

The guy i know who sold it to josh is known for shooting himself in the foot and ass a couple times a day on every forum around :)

He got back on GFY recently after a temp ban for spreading lies. I hope he will be here for a long time, nothing more fun then the smell of a good troll in the morning haha.

Ps. it is ... allformyspace

I totally agree what would we do if gfy was troll free.

Jack Sparrow 09-10-2009 05:37 AM

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Originally Posted by okny (Post 16301654)
I totally agree what would we do if gfy was troll free.

Get bored in the break and lunchtime for sure!:1orglaugh:thumbsup

Nicky 09-10-2009 05:43 AM

The question is, who the fuck is Rick? ^^

Jack Sparrow 09-10-2009 05:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Nicky (Post 16301718)
The question is, who the fuck is Rick? ^^

He will be in shortly lol, and besides that, i already gave you the answer in this thread :)
(But to make it a puzzle: someone who got banned together with mr.right for spreading lies about a very nice cool and cute dutch guy hrhr:winkwink:)

San 09-10-2009 05:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Fletch XXX (Post 16301509)
shotgun?

obviously he stole the thread from somewhere and didnt bother to edit it

XD2 09-10-2009 06:06 AM

Why some people shouldn't be allowed guns:


Jack Sparrow 09-10-2009 06:38 AM

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Originally Posted by XD2 (Post 16301766)
Why some people shouldn't be allowed guns:


LOL.:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Porn Grounds 09-10-2009 06:41 AM

This can't be real! LOL!!!!

John-ACWM 09-10-2009 06:49 AM

:1orglaugh nice read!

Roby 09-10-2009 08:48 AM

nice gun

Choopa Phil 09-10-2009 08:52 AM

i like your .357 hand shotgun...

JFK 09-10-2009 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Fletch XXX (Post 16301509)
shotgun?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup

mikesouth 09-10-2009 09:20 AM

I hope you are kidding because if you arent you have no business ever picking up a pistol which that is OR a shotgun which it isnt.

fuzebox 09-10-2009 09:20 AM

So you guys get all pissy when he trolls your threads, but when he's gone and leaving you alone you create new threads like this one.

It's like being back in high school or something :Oh crap

B O B 09-10-2009 09:23 AM

www.r-word.org

spread the message...

Jack Sparrow 09-10-2009 09:26 AM

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Originally Posted by fuzebox (Post 16302355)
So you guys get all pissy when he trolls your threads, but when he's gone and leaving you alone you create new threads like this one.

It's like being back in high school or something :Oh crap

I know, but still it amused me this thread. Im sorry, but it did :)

dyna mo 09-10-2009 09:29 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5...d-in-small.jpg

Jack Sparrow 09-10-2009 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 16302396)

Awesome pic, im gonna borrow that one!!:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

FrozenJag 09-10-2009 01:58 PM

LOL.

Some advice, dont shoot or buy guns if you know nothing about them.

SeanLEE 09-10-2009 02:07 PM

your whole life is a lie... Sad.

Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE 09-10-2009 02:08 PM

Just and FYI, I (the real Retox Josh) does not have control of the Retox Josh nick anymore.

Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE 09-10-2009 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by SeanLEE (Post 16303800)
your whole life is a lie... Sad.

It would also be awesome if your coward ass could get into the following thread.
fucking-around-and-business-discussion/926495-seanlee-stupid-fucking-cunt.html

katharos 09-10-2009 02:12 PM

"for his 13th birthday" :helpme:error

ProG 09-10-2009 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Killswitch (Post 16303808)
Just and FYI, I (the real Retox Josh) does not have control of the Retox Josh nick anymore.

I thought you were using both nicks...

Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE 09-10-2009 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by ProG (Post 16303840)
I thought you were using both nicks...

If you haven't noticed the months old thread in the Buy and Sell section I sold it.

borked 09-10-2009 02:29 PM

careful on the dual nic

mixing 100mbit with 1000gb cards always end up downgrading the experience (if not killing the connection)

borked 09-10-2009 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Killswitch (Post 16303908)
If you haven't noticed the months old thread in the Buy and Sell section I sold it.

oh, never mind then!

will teach me to rtft next time :1orglaugh

Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE 09-10-2009 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by borked (Post 16303949)
oh, never mind then!

will teach me to rtft next time :1orglaugh

Haha, I kept my mouth shut about it, because not many really knew, but when I was outted, I don't want people to think I'm being nice and business like on one nick, and talking trash on the other, so I am making sure everyone knows I don't own it anymore.

Jack Sparrow 09-10-2009 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Killswitch (Post 16303960)
Haha, I kept my mouth shut about it, because not many really knew, but when I was outted, I don't want people to think I'm being nice and business like on one nick, and talking trash on the other, so I am making sure everyone knows I don't own it anymore.

I think you are both nice.

Serial Pervert 09-11-2009 06:02 AM

nice pic

pr0 09-11-2009 06:40 AM

you never bought a gun & this thread is pretty stupid/ridiculous

Cutty 09-11-2009 09:18 AM

lmfao rick pwned

wheat 09-11-2009 09:23 AM

This gun is rick diculous!

96ukssob 09-11-2009 09:29 AM

damn that gun is money.

did you try holding it harder? that might prevent kickback. if not, try goggles :thumbsup

ToplistBlog_Com 09-21-2009 03:15 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Jack Sparrow 09-21-2009 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Cutty (Post 16306715)
lmfao rick pwned

Was it the gun gfybanned rick/vids2k/allformyspace sold him?


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