Retarded second hand scoped shotgun i bought (pics inside)

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  • Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE
    MOBILE PORN: IMOBILEPORN
    • Jan 2004
    • 16502

    #1

    Retarded second hand scoped shotgun i bought (pics inside)

    I bought this damn thing some weeks ago from someone in the adult biz. He promised me it would bring me lots of girls when i would fire it from my acre of land. But all i got was a fucking bloody eye from the epic backfire looking through the scope and a lot of laughs from the girls when they ran off.

    Here is the damn thing, remind me to never buy retarded 2nd hand scoped pistols again:



    I should have googled it before buying this imbeciledevice. I feel so fucking stupid owning this monkey thing now i want to get rid of it. Even my wife who used to think highly of me doesnt want me in the bed anymore (although that could be me being an alcoholist too).


    Quote:

    With a rifle scope on a shotgun, you will be forced to have your eye too close to the scope, and when you shoot, the recoil will likely cause the scope's eyepiece to clobber your eyebrow. This is not pleasant, and often will cut the eyebrow, which tends to bleed and generally make a mess. When you spot a crescent eyebrow scar, you know you're looking at a shooter who learned about eye relief the hard way.
    So all i have to do now, is identify the dumbass who sold me this piece of crap on ebay in the first place. He will probably walk around with sunglasses to hide his eyebrow scar and messy face!

    I know its my own fault trying to impress others with everything i got, but does anyone have an idea who i can sue for this piece of shit. Because i have lots of lawyers and i wanna sue someone.

    Thanks for the intel!
    Last edited by Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE; 09-10-2009, 01:03 AM.
  • mikesinner
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    • Nov 2005
    • 5646

    #2
    lol, I can't believe you tried to shoot it like that.

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    • Jack Sparrow
      Almost goners..
      • May 2008
      • 11420

      #3
      Originally posted by mikesinner
      lol, I can't believe you tried to shoot it like that.
      Your kidding right josh, you didnt really buy that right.
      And if you did, im sure you did not try to fire that piece of shit lol.

      Awesome story!!

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      • Jack Sparrow
        Almost goners..
        • May 2008
        • 11420

        #4
        I think i found the guy who sold you that:

        Originally posted by fris
        Its a puzzle, but he should be on that pic somewhere Thanks to fris for delivering that awesome snapshot

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        • Fletch XXX
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          • Jan 2002
          • 60840

          #5
          shotgun?

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          • Dirty Lord
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            • Nov 2007
            • 2681

            #6
            i hate guns

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            • okny
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              • Aug 2002
              • 5761

              #7
              I can't imagine that feeling of the scope hitting you right in the eye, that must of sucked i suggest you find the person that sold it to you and shot him in the foot
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              • Jack Sparrow
                Almost goners..
                • May 2008
                • 11420

                #8
                Originally posted by okny
                I can't imagine that feeling of the scope hitting you right in the eye, that must of sucked i suggest you find the person that sold it to you and shot him in the foot
                Dont think thats needed lol

                The guy i know who sold it to josh is known for shooting himself in the foot and ass a couple times a day on every forum around

                He got back on GFY recently after a temp ban for spreading lies. I hope he will be here for a long time, nothing more fun then the smell of a good troll in the morning haha.

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                • tranza
                  ICQ: 197-556-237
                  • Jun 2003
                  • 57559

                  #9
                  I'm sorry to hear that...hahaha
                  I'm just a newbie.

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                  • okny
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                    • Aug 2002
                    • 5761

                    #10
                    Originally posted by mrfrisky
                    Dont think thats needed lol

                    The guy i know who sold it to josh is known for shooting himself in the foot and ass a couple times a day on every forum around

                    He got back on GFY recently after a temp ban for spreading lies. I hope he will be here for a long time, nothing more fun then the smell of a good troll in the morning haha.

                    Ps. it is ... allformyspace
                    I totally agree what would we do if gfy was troll free.
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                    • Jack Sparrow
                      Almost goners..
                      • May 2008
                      • 11420

                      #11
                      Originally posted by okny
                      I totally agree what would we do if gfy was troll free.
                      Get bored in the break and lunchtime for sure!

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                      • Nicky
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                        • Mar 2003
                        • 30071

                        #12
                        The question is, who the fuck is Rick? ^^

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                        • Jack Sparrow
                          Almost goners..
                          • May 2008
                          • 11420

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Nicky
                          The question is, who the fuck is Rick? ^^
                          He will be in shortly lol, and besides that, i already gave you the answer in this thread
                          (But to make it a puzzle: someone who got banned together with mr.right for spreading lies about a very nice cool and cute dutch guy hrhr)

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                          • San
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                            • Jan 2004
                            • 790

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Fletch XXX
                            shotgun?
                            obviously he stole the thread from somewhere and didnt bother to edit it

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                            • XD2
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                              • Sep 2007
                              • 454

                              #15
                              Why some people shouldn't be allowed guns:

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                              • Jack Sparrow
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                                • May 2008
                                • 11420

                                #16
                                Originally posted by XD2
                                Why some people shouldn't be allowed guns:

                                LOL.

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                                • Porn Grounds
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                                  • May 2009
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                                  #17
                                  This can't be real! LOL!!!!
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                                  • John-ACWM
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                                    • Nov 2008
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                                    #18
                                    nice read!

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                                    • Roby
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                                      • Nov 2004
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                                      #19
                                      nice gun
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                                      • Choopa Phil
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                                        • Apr 2009
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                                        #20
                                        i like your .357 hand shotgun...
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                                        • JFK
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                                          • Jan 2002
                                          • 67373

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Fletch XXX
                                          shotgun?

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                                          • mikesouth
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                                            • Jun 2003
                                            • 6334

                                            #22
                                            I hope you are kidding because if you arent you have no business ever picking up a pistol which that is OR a shotgun which it isnt.
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                                            • fuzebox
                                              making it rain
                                              • Oct 2003
                                              • 22353

                                              #23
                                              So you guys get all pissy when he trolls your threads, but when he's gone and leaving you alone you create new threads like this one.

                                              It's like being back in high school or something

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                                              • B O B
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                                                • Dec 2002
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                                                #24
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                                                • Jack Sparrow
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                                                  • May 2008
                                                  • 11420

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by fuzebox
                                                  So you guys get all pissy when he trolls your threads, but when he's gone and leaving you alone you create new threads like this one.

                                                  It's like being back in high school or something
                                                  I know, but still it amused me this thread. Im sorry, but it did

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                                                  • dyna mo
                                                    just a fucking jerk
                                                    • Dec 2008
                                                    • 68184

                                                    #26

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                                                    • Jack Sparrow
                                                      Almost goners..
                                                      • May 2008
                                                      • 11420

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by dyna mo
                                                      Awesome pic, im gonna borrow that one!!

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                                                      • FrozenJag
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                                                        • Oct 2006
                                                        • 1763

                                                        #28
                                                        LOL.

                                                        Some advice, dont shoot or buy guns if you know nothing about them.

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                                                        • SeanLEE
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                                                          • Feb 2006
                                                          • 1556

                                                          #29
                                                          your whole life is a lie... Sad.
                                                          I spammed in threads!

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                                                          • Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE

                                                            #30
                                                            Just and FYI, I (the real Retox Josh) does not have control of the Retox Josh nick anymore.

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                                                            • Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by SeanLEE
                                                              your whole life is a lie... Sad.
                                                              It would also be awesome if your coward ass could get into the following thread.
                                                              http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=926495

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                                                              • katharos
                                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                                • Nov 2005
                                                                • 1515

                                                                #32
                                                                "for his 13th birthday"

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                                                                • ProG
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                                                                  • Apr 2009
                                                                  • 1319

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Killswitch
                                                                  Just and FYI, I (the real Retox Josh) does not have control of the Retox Josh nick anymore.
                                                                  I thought you were using both nicks...
                                                                  History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.

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                                                                  • Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by ProG
                                                                    I thought you were using both nicks...
                                                                    If you haven't noticed the months old thread in the Buy and Sell section I sold it.

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                                                                    • borked
                                                                      Totally Borked
                                                                      • Feb 2005
                                                                      • 6284

                                                                      #35
                                                                      careful on the dual nic

                                                                      mixing 100mbit with 1000gb cards always end up downgrading the experience (if not killing the connection)

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                                                                      • borked
                                                                        Totally Borked
                                                                        • Feb 2005
                                                                        • 6284

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by Killswitch
                                                                        If you haven't noticed the months old thread in the Buy and Sell section I sold it.
                                                                        oh, never mind then!

                                                                        will teach me to rtft next time

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                                                                        • Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by borked
                                                                          oh, never mind then!

                                                                          will teach me to rtft next time
                                                                          Haha, I kept my mouth shut about it, because not many really knew, but when I was outted, I don't want people to think I'm being nice and business like on one nick, and talking trash on the other, so I am making sure everyone knows I don't own it anymore.

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                                                                          • Jack Sparrow
                                                                            Almost goners..
                                                                            • May 2008
                                                                            • 11420

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by Killswitch
                                                                            Haha, I kept my mouth shut about it, because not many really knew, but when I was outted, I don't want people to think I'm being nice and business like on one nick, and talking trash on the other, so I am making sure everyone knows I don't own it anymore.
                                                                            I think you are both nice.

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                                                                            • Serial Pervert
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                                                                              • Mar 2008
                                                                              • 2666

                                                                              #39
                                                                              nice pic

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                                                                              • pr0
                                                                                rockin tha trailerpark
                                                                                • May 2001
                                                                                • 23088

                                                                                #40
                                                                                you never bought a gun & this thread is pretty stupid/ridiculous
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                                                                                • Cutty
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                                                                                  • Jan 2006
                                                                                  • 1265

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  lmfao rick pwned

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                                                                                  • wheat
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                                                                                    • Feb 2006
                                                                                    • 421

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    This gun is rick diculous!

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                                                                                    • 96ukssob
                                                                                      So Fucking Banananananas
                                                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                                                      • 12991

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      damn that gun is money.

                                                                                      did you try holding it harder? that might prevent kickback. if not, try goggles
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                                                                                      • ToplistBlog_Com
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                                                                                        • Jul 2006
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                                                                                        #44

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                                                                                        • Jack Sparrow
                                                                                          Almost goners..
                                                                                          • May 2008
                                                                                          • 11420

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by Cutty
                                                                                          lmfao rick pwned
                                                                                          Was it the gun gfybanned rick/vids2k/allformyspace sold him?

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