I am never drinking and driving ever again!!!
 

My days are over, it just punched me in the face last night. I had 3 jack on the rocks and two beers, did not feel too drunk but I would have totally failed a breathalyzer. Anyways at about 12:30 AM a cop pulls me and this girl I was following home over and pretty much called us both out, said you guys look drunk as shit, said he loves to party also but he isn't a cheap ass or dumbass and uses a taxi, he then let us both go with a warning.

3:30 AM that night and three more beers later I was driving back home and totally ran a yellow light that turned red right in the intersection, the same fuckin cop snuck out of nowhere and followed me a mile to my house, pulled next to my car and said, you are just asking for a DUI buddy and shook his head in amazement and took off.

Fuck fuck fuck, I have been doing this since I was 16 and never got a DUI, I consider yesterday my lucky fuckin day. I am never EVER driving while I have been drinking ever again.

So many people drive drunk as fuck and dont even think twice about it.

...just because you almost been caught?

and not because you can kill/handicap someone?

Take a Cab.

:1orglaugh

That cop is the man.

You are shit house lucky,count your blessings

You've been doing this since 16? Come on, take a cab. Stop putting other people at risk for your drinking, u want to drink go ahead, but stop driving.
WG

Too much driving... not enough sex, WTF

I thought the last cop like that retired back in '85.

If you were a cat I would say that you just used up seven of your lives.

Pussy.

:2 cents:

Amen toe dat shit nig.

In Michigan, you would have been hammered to the wall, license cut up, hauled off to jail. Then lost license for a minimum of a year, been hit with all kinds of 'responsibility fees' on top of probation most likely for a min. of a year, maybe 2.

A lot of the models have been nailed, as well as some of the constructions dudes working on my house. I have heard all their crying in the beer stories of losing their license, all the money they have had to pay the state and so on.

:2 cents:

I hope you get hit by a drunk driver!

your a fuckin light weight:winkwink: drink like a girl stick to wine koolers

I spent 4 months in a wheelchair because of a drunk driver, you're lucky it wasnt me that caught you.

Here's a sobering message...

https://youtube.com/watch?v=5OBBqe6Wo1c

take a cab man...no reason to make money if you cant live safely with it

I'm so glad my boyfriend doesn't drink...I have a designated driver whenever we go out for cocktails. Otherwise, I'd just stay in the house and catch a buzz.

ummm... guys... his post was about doing something retarded and he is posting because he's apalogetic...

also... 5 drinks and getting pulled over at 12:30 is not getting shit canned and driving retarded... he's sayin that was dumb...

And after that... having three more beers is what he did... feeling really bad.

My take on this story is he is thanking his lucky stars he didn't get a DUI and should be... lesson learned. Everybody fucks up... that's life...

You are one lucky fucker.

If you do it again you deserve whatever comes your way. Heed the warning.

damn if those are your tits ill drive 4u:winkwink:

Think of how you'd feel if you wiped out a family while driving impaired.

Or how would you feel if a drunk killed your family members on the highway?

Sounds as though you're on the verge of learning a lesson. Stick to your resolve. Next time call a cab, take a bus...get a sober buddy to drive.

Playin' russian roulette with a bottle and steering wheel - you'll eventually lose big time.

I totally agree.

doesn't drink...was he an alcoholic?

You're an idiot.

You got lucky and then continued to drink and drive?

You are better off just killing yourself now before you take out a family of 5.

Also.. this is a story you keep to yourself..

That cop should lose his badge

You don't even have to be drunk to fuck up a life.

My Aunt and nephews were rear ended at 60mph, they were at a stop SIGN in a RESIDENTIAL area, the guy hitting them was on a laptop.

She suffered 3rd degree burns over 70% of her body, her Husband (My uncle through marriage) pulled her out of the flaming car when he noticed "the kids weren't crying anymore"... A neighbor in the area put them out with his hose. My aunt died later in the hospital and my uncle isn't allowed to have guns anymore because he's suicidal.

Doing anything other than paying attention while you're driving is fucking stupid. Car's are extremely powerful.

I'm glad you're ok, physically and legally, and I really hope you don't do anything again, while I sympathize for your situation and know how lucky you are, think about that little girl you have, she could have grown up without a dad, either because he was in jail for vehicular manslaughter, or because he killed himself driving drunk.


Sorry to be so serious, I know people get way more wasted and drive... I just know quite a few people besides my aunt who have died in car accidents, when they did nothing wrong.

WTF Man, Take a fucking cab...:mad:

partying is so much more fun when you are cabbing it anyways, no need to worry or hold back, and you get the chauffeured treatment...... cabs are a habit you should get into, and they don't really cost much more than a few drinks at the bar

You'll keep doing it till you get a DUI. Nobody quits because of a close call.

But man, where do you live, Hazard County? Any real cops these days have a bug up their asses for DUIs. By me they troll the main road here every Friday and Saturday night. I got pulled over once while sober and didn't have my license or insurance with me and the cop told me to just move along, all they care about are DUI's.

you are just a fucking cheap bastard, drink but cant pay for a cab. Number one looser in my book. But i have to give you credit for sharing :(

:upsidedow

wau, all i can say to this fucked up statement!

obviously you didn't read his entire post.. He got pulled over the first time around 12:30, got a warning, went to drink AGAIN, got drunk, drove back home at 3:30am, ran a yellow light that turned red as he was running the yellow light, the SAME cop followed him home and "pulled him over" and AGAIN he gets a warning.

Oh and he's been doing this since he was 16 so he's "sorry" now? Everybody fucks up, yes, but it's not "fucking up" if you've been doing it since you were 16. That's just thinking that you're "cool" and you will never get pulled over so you can drive drunk any time you want..

Reread his post.

Most of us have nasty habits. Some of us do drugs, drink too much, take pain pills, smoke too much pot, eat to much.

My nasty habit was drinking and driving, I was always able to hold my liquor so well that I always started driving because I always seemed sober to everyone. Be happy guys that this habit has been broken for me without me getting fucked for it. I am so thankful you guys should be to, people look up to me and I'm sure my peers might see me of all people not doing it anymore and stop as well. I'm real serious about this. Last night was the fuckin wake up call that I needed. Be thankful Im 27 and stopping this now before it got any worse. I'm done. I aint a college kid anymore and I new this but it kicked me in the face last night.

Mine beats yours...
I was following a buddy home after closing the bar and popping about 7 vicodin. we BOTH got pulled over in his driveway after running a light just like u (i had to because I didn't know where we were going or where he lived).

After some time (and omitting all the pointless details) I was basically arrested and he was arguing with the cop claiming he wasn't drunk or high when the cop got another call and handed all my info and i.d. to my buddy, said "you guys just got so fucking lucky" and ran off to his car.

I was fucking shocked, what kind of call is better than a double DUI? A fucking robbery, that's what. That cop left and got shot in the chest at the robbery in Lansing Michigan. I saw the story on the news the next day.

It all happened so fast, but when he was running to his car I raised my arm and said, "thanks", and he replied "no problem". HAHAHA

I have not drank and drove since, but sometimes on vicodin still...

dude, you must be pretty stupid to get pulled over twice on the same night, wtf?!

That cop showed a little too much discretion IMHO.

First stop (if there really had to be two incidents) should have been a warning and advice to park the car and take a taxi home.

Second stop should have been an arrest.

Around here you would have lost your licence and had your car impounded, no questions asked...

I understand how you feel... You don't consider drinking and driving to be a big deal until it affects you... Thankfully most of us have wake-up calls that don't hurt anybody.

:1orglaugh read the rest of the responses.

Come on people, he just learned his lesson and said he is never doing it again, posting shit like "omg you're an idiot" is not going to help.

Better yet... Stop drinking all together. Think of it this way... You CAN'T possibly get a DUI if you are sober all of the time.

Life without alcohol...
You find better girls, who aren't drunken whores (No offense to anyone who may read this LOL, this doesn't apply to you.).
You feel better.
You can focus more.
You have more drive to accomplish things in life.
You aren't killing your liver.
You find better people to associate with.
You enjoy life more.
You have more energy.
etc... etc... etc...

I quit drinking for the most part about 8 or 9 months ago. Haven't missed it one bit. I wasn't a frequent drinker by any means, probably once or twice a month, however when I did drink, it was to the point of falling over, passing out, horking, and doing stupid shit... like driving home.

Just my opinion, but isn't it worth a shot? At least for a while to see how it is? It definitely couldn't hurt. The first few months, you'll probably be bored as fuck... use that to find things to do to occupy your time more productivly, and get out and do things you enjoy, or find things to enjoy.

2 cents nigga!

He shoulda busted ya for puttin' ice in yer Jack. :disgust

Fool me once, shame on... shame on you.
You fool me, you can't get fooled again!

An arrest and turnaround would be impressive. Two lucky breaks is not.

Why's that? Seems like it wouldn't be very hard to clean your tears up off his shoes. You fucking dork. :2 cents:

The girl was Barbie Cummings, and since she already had her 15 of fame, she made you blow him to get off.

Nobody walks from 2 DUI's in a night without atleast one dicksucking happening.

Don't drink and drive! I have a friends that will never walk again, never fuck again and never even talk normally again, just because of this!

I have done it once.... Pissed drunk, driving to a bar, got more drunk and filled the car with people taking them to my place... I am 100% sure that God drove that night, because I certainly was not able to! Next day I was so fucking shamefull and have never touched a car after drinking ANY alcohol after that! This is 10 years ago.... Dumb thing to do!

Yep same here. Where I live they don't fuck around. If you smell like booze or act like you have been drinking they give the test and arrest you if you fail. Depending on what you blow they may or may not tow the car. I know a lot of cars get impounded, but sometimes they will let you call someone to go get the car.

The reason is simple. If that guy lets you go (which you claim he did not once but twice) and you drive down the road and hit someone and hurt or kill them, that cop could get sued for not taking you off the street. This happened in a small town near where I live about 10 years ago. A cop pulled a guy over. The guy had girl in the car and was drunk. He gets out and talks to the cop, tells him that he met this chick at the bar and is taking her home to bang her. The cop decides to give the guy a break so he can get laid and lets him go. Ten minutes later the guy crossed the center line and hit an oncoming car head on. He killed the driver of that car and seriously injured the other passenger. The drunk guy was hurt pretty bad, but made a full recovery and the girl that was with him died.

The families of those hurt and killed in the accident found out about the stop and sued the police department that the guy worked for. They ended up settling out of court because they didn't want a parade of ugly pictures and testimony about what had happened. They immediately changed their department policy that anyone who even hints of DUI gets a test.

life WITH alcohol

You fuck MORE girls
You have good times
You feel better
Glass of red wine = good for your health
You enjoy life more.
You have more energy = I never dance when sober, come see me after my 5th drink = I own the dance floor :1orglaugh


just like with everything else -> moderation is the key!

I have so many similar stories, and every time I promise my self that I'll never drink and drive, but when it comes to it I keep forgetting my own promises :)