I hope you make good on your promise because last night was your luckiest fucking night of your life.

You didn't kill yourself or anyone else and the cop let you off the hook not once but twice...

#1: He's posting it on a public forum. We're allowed to criticize as much as we want.
#2: You can bet he'd drunk a lot more than he's admitting to
#3: He is ONLY feeling bad because he was caught. If he's 'been doing it since he was 16' - it shows he's got no fucking remorse about it what-so-ever.

That cop wasn't pulling him any favours by not taking him in for it.

Sometimes we need to go through some bad experiences or things like you had last night to realize we need to change that. Good to know you did it before you got in an accident.

Here in Wisconsin, you can get caught once driving drunk and you won't even be charged with a crime....After that, it's a different story but the laws are VERY lax here due to the strong alcohol lobby.

You can also bring your kid into a bar and buy him/her drinks.

Would you have waterboarded him?

No, he just doesn't like the taste of alcohol a whole lot. Every once in a while he'll go nuts on ONE kamikaze but that's rare.

lesson: don't drink and drive

I learned that lesson after one night and also learned to watch who you expect to be your designated driver. I was at a bar one night after work bartending so it was late, started gettting a little tipsy and made arrangements with a couple of people I was with where one would drive my car and the other would follow to bring him back. I gave up my keys willingly. Being I was covered I was throwing back shots and having a great time. I remember walking outside to leave with my friends. My next memory was trying to unlock my front door and kept dropping my keys. I realized then that somehow I drove home. I called my friends the next day and asked why the hell they let me drive home. Their reply was, you asked for you keys and said you were fine. I remember NOTHING after walking out the door of the bar and standing at my front door. I don't do drugs and I wasn't roofied or anything like that. I don't know how they hell I made it home in one piece so now if I want to tear it up I make sure not only do I have a driver I have a driver that I trust to not hand me back my keys, no matter what I say.

I did not read the entire posts in this thread, but im probably right in saying you're a fucking idiot.

You call that just luck....it's superluck :)

you should drink THEN drive.....duh!!!!

Never say never :)

Get a DD and always have enough money for a cab.

So you had beers and drinks, drove somewhere, said "I'll never do that again." Then you had three more beers, knowing you still had to drive back home. And you drove home. Sounds like you weren't all that remorseful.

Geez, you are truly lucky as you must have encountered the coolest cop ever. They ALWAYS fuck me, even for the little shit. When I got my DUI at 20 the fucking cop was a rookie and it was his first DUI so he called his Sergent to come help write me up so of course everything was by the book and they fucked me. I stopped drinking and driving years ago, it is a wise decision to do so.

damn you re lucky!

my advise... go outside, to the gas station and get a lottery ticket! 50/50 huh?

good to hear