===== what's the worst thing you can say after sex? =====
 

"you're right dad.. it didn't hurt....."

:helpme:(:Oh crap:disgust


what you got... ?





:pimp

Your sister was better

i dont say shit i roll over and fall asleep:1orglaugh

You're right mom, it didn't hurt.

Can I get a refund?

I have had diarrhea with more friction than that.

My condom broke.

I wish I would of just stayed home and masturbated.

I could of had a V-8!

Your pussy fucking stinks..go take a shower and clean yourself

that's it?

cab money is on the dresser

I'm telling you
you mom did liked it in the butt

Steve is the only other person that can make me nut like that. Thanks babe.

Damn your a horrible lay.

just thanks is pretty bad

Shit...i thought you were dead.

Can I have my AIDS back now?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:error

thats crazy:(

You sleep on the sticky side.

"where did I put your diaper and pacifier?"

goat sounds

okay, lets get started.

if you just said yes i wouldnt have had to beat you

Hey, where'd that piece of potato go?

Whats your sister's number?

Thank god I didn't have to pay for that!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh ...

ok...now dress up and go to school...:warning

Thanks for letting me pee inside your vagina.

.....you smell like old cheese and farts

mmhh honey, this might change someone else his mind, but you did not impressed me......zzzzzzzz...........zzzzzzzzzz............. zzzzzzzzz

At least your mom grunted

Not sure about the worst you can say, but the worst thing you could hear is "I haven't been this wet since my last infection"

Horatio Cane at a murder scene before the other cops arrive: "Well I popped your corpse cherry... *puts on sunglasses* now it's time to pop the weasel that made you a corpse!" *cue CSI: Miami theme*

Hand me the vibrator on your way out, needle dick!!!!! :-)

"nice try" while patting him on the back

"You're the best Aunt EVER !"

So what is your name?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

so i'm rollin round in the sack witht his girlie the other day, and right as i'm getting ready to jet, bitch is all like "so i heard you know metaman" :(

"I'm actually not on the pill. I've been in love with you since the fourth grade and am trying to have your baby to keep you in a desperate attempt to keep you in my life and too close for comfort"

"I think it's time we had a serious discussion about sexually transmitted diseases. I think I may...."

Wow you were tight.. Yep that's because you fucked my belly button.

I made you a peanut butter sandwich... it's in a bag on the counter... grab it on your way out...

I'd have to go the Fight Club route of the book and movie.

"I want to have your abortion." and "I haven't been fucked like that since grade school."

some winners in this thread lol

Eeeewwww. That's just nasty. :1orglaugh

"Thanks"

"My ex was better"

"They say if you don't fight the rape it's more enjoyable. Is that true?"

"Whats that smell"