50 worst things to say after sex :)

How about you do some of them dishes before you leave?

Can I have fries with that?

"oops" 78

I love you too (fill in wrong name here)

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'ever hear about rodeo sex?'

I rule - at fuckin,
my job - is truckin,
don't stop - keep suckin,

So tell me who's your abusive stepfather again...?

Don't worry our moms a whore to!!!

NEXT!!

I'm done pounding the farts out of you, you can go now.

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fuck mom

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You killed me with that shit!


And the above statement would also be my entry into this thread.

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I wonder what my wife is up to?

what are you still doing here?

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True story.

I knew a girl in Miami that told a guy, "Get off me, your just making a mess!". Poor guy probably hasn't had sex since...

Okay...this duct tape is going to hurt a bit when I rip it off...and don't you scream!!!

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Who's been using my Fleshlight?

I've actually thought the last one before, but I didn't say for fear of getting stabbed on my way out the door.

"So when do we start fucking?"

"Your sister does that thing I liked too"

"Your mom does that thing I liked too"

"This hidden camera tape will make me a lot of... Oh you're still here"

your mom is a better fuck with a sweeter and tighter pussy!

so what do i owe you

I've been filming you while I as fucking you doggystyle......you'll be all over the internet in 24 hours.

I'm not done yet..you got a dog maybe?

dudes...

"hey, grab your crap, if you hurry, you can catch the 22 bus right down the street"
"oh crap, where did my ring go, hold still, I'll get it out"

chicks...

"hey, was that the whole team?"
"oh crap, i think my dad's home!"

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saying nothing...

Damn - fuckin thorough that is. Lol at "Thanks...here's a dollar in change, mostly pennies."

I thought it would have been:

"Hey Al thanks did i get the job?"

Come in guys, you owe me 5 bucks now!!

...I think I just pooped.