Do you think you have the chops to get past round 1 of American Idol?
 

That's why most people on the show are douche holes. They have themselves deluded into thinking they have anything close to what it takes to make it.


Seriously, retarded show or not, if you went on it do you think you would hear "WeLCOMe to HOLLYwood"...

or would you torture 30 million people's ears with your "stylings"


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did you see that girl from here Az in that bikini she was smokin hot and she wanted to kiss ryan seacress fukin fag

Kiss him? She wanted to be naked with him and have his children.

She's got a great ass.

shit no... i'd crash and burn like a bitch

I would make the judges and America's ears bleed.

Honestly, I could prob make it past the first round as I know for a fact I can sing pretty well, but I have enough common sense to know that I do not have the look nor am I a good enough singer to be the next American idol so why even try and waste everyone's time.

That's what I don't understand about a lot of these jokers who do pass the first round. It is like okay you can sing in a bar or a club but can your voice sell out concerts with 20,000 + people... NO

No 'cause I'm not interested on such contest.

Pretty much what I was gonna say for my self.

I've actually thought of competing in the Swedish one just to Rick Roll the jury, that should get some exposure and I have not seen it done anywhere yet. Give me cred if you steal the idea! :)

Mmmm, I'd enter with a shotgun in ma hand... hahahaha

I don't watch the show, however... having played Sing Star a few times, I know for a fact that I'd be a miserable failure on that show.
My wife on the other hand would do quite well (maybe not win or anything, but she'd pass the audition!)

She bang, she bang
Let me telll you when she move, she move..

Did I actually say "douche hole" up there? I must have been drinking rye last night.


Those are the most entertaining to watch though. As they melt down from the rejection. You'd think Simon just murdered their beloved pet the way they go on.

Umm, yeah i'd never get through.

I'll save my singing for when i'm in the shower... :1orglaugh

I would be atleast somewhat better then those that they are showing on TV.:winkwink:

What he said :thumbsup

I would pass for sure !!! .. if .. if they followed me around in my vehicle singing to some 80's rock ballad with the music really REALLY loud .. I digress ..

That's the fun part about the show:hilarious people who can't sing.

Some of them are more pathetic than hilarious, pitiful even. But you're right, that is the biggest "fun part" of the show.

I think my gf could make it to past the first round. She always blows up the spot when she sings, whether it's karaoke, church, or opening for J-Kwon and making the crowd chant "Go white girl Go".